the number of times the guy "thinks" he made the woman cum?  Is a guy more likely to book with a provider because he reads that someone else was able to make her cum?

I personally do not care.  I just like to read that she was really responsive to the other woman and open to different positions.

That's the sole reason. Or to try to appear "manly" when he's not.  lol

makes sure to let the reader know that the hooker will cum many times...with squirting and screaming.

Yea...some fellas actually believe they get the hooker off (see the thread below from markmelanne  LOL

I don't rely much on reviews...too much bullshit in there.

If I'm interested in a gal...I'll back channel with guys to get the real scoop  LOL

Funny how those 10/10's aren't really 10/10's when discussing privately  

If ever I write about a woman cumming, it's fact .. because I see her pussy juices ozzing out and her pussy is very wet.    If I don't feel her wet, I won't write about it.  

Personally, I don't mind if she does not cum.  I paid - so she could make me cum, but if her cumming and squirtin will excite me to cum some more - that would be great, because I like multiple pops.

yeah, same reason so many reviewers describe themselves as well endowed.

A lot of things that are said in reviews are just ... unnecessary.

"She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"She took it like a champ"
"She was begging for more"

Comical....

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There are ways to fake the wetness too.

I can't imagine women in this trade cum very often, I think it's nice when they fake it as long as it's believable. I've had a few that insisted they did when I was going down on them, I know for certain from my civie life that I'm good at eating pussy so maybe they weren't lying. But honestly, at the end of the day I'm paying to get off so as long as she takes care of business I'm happy. I believe the hobby is all about the fantasy though, so good providers to me are ones that can make you feel that they really like you and enjoyed the short time together. Most providers get that and make it happen.

It never ceases to amaze me how important it is to so many johnnie boys that the hooker cums  

The better hookers have it down to a science...the bad ones fall asleep LOL

-- Modified on 12/7/2012 4:57:18 PM

http://www.replens.com/Default.aspx and KY liquibeads (sp). We have many things at our disposal for those moments when the sahara effect prevails and to make each and every guy feel good about himself.

Ok, so you have 4 measly reviews and you think you know shit.
When a girl squirts liquid 4-5 feet away, convulses, and shudders and more liquid squirts go flying.. she's having an orgasm.

I know a fake when I see one .. and you're the FAKE Millionaire ..
Yeah, I've read enough of your troll posts.

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I know a fake from a real one .. you are clearly fake.

You can't fake a strong squirting liquid that goes up shooting 5 feet from her pussy.

And if you are retarded enough to know how to read,  I said I don't really care if a lady comes or not - I'm paying her to make me cum.   If she squirts and shoots a load of liquid out, fine. No biggie.

Not once have I ever written that I made a girl orgasm...........

I don't care if I make a girl cum, as long as I get my 1-2 nuts in, it's money well spent to me. I like FS because it feels good and the visual is great! And I like to DATY because I like eating p*ssy. My goal isn't to make the lady orgasm, my goal is for me to orgasm.

She's not paying me lol, I'm paying her

If she so happens to cum during our time together, great! If she doesn't, that's great also lol

So your saying you like getting pissed on?  LOL.  Squirters are as rare as tigers man...those ladies learn how to fake out gullible guys in numerous and varied ways depending on what illusion you want to experience, someone out there will give it to you.

But if you didn't care....why did you make this thread?

........... From the link:  
"Biological analyses have identified anatomical structures called Skene’s glands in the area where the G-spot is thought to lie. These glands are known to secrete various amounts of fluid during sexual stimulation and, according to some reports, lead to ’ejaculation’ during orgasm. Other studies have shown that the behaviour of these glands may be comparable to the prostate of prepubescent males, and that the fluid released may have similar biochemical make-up to prostate fluid. Surveys of women have found that the majority of those that report having a G-spot also report having some sort of fluid ejaculation in response to orgasm"

I've had relationships with 2.  And if I've been with many more than 25 woman, I'd be surprised.  That's not exactly as rare as a Tiger!

I am pretty far from gay, as I won't even watch porn with males in it!
And I don't think I have been called a troll before. LOL. I don't recall writing any troll posts, but if you want to link some and point me to them I will be happy to check them out. You want to point out I have written 4 reviews? Big deal! What do reviews have to do with anything? You wrote more reviews than me so that makes you better than me? My number of reviews on TER has nothing to do with the number of gals I have seen. If you must know, I have been playing in this hobby since 1982, and have been on TER since 1999. And I also belong to various other sites and have reviews elsewhere. But that has nothing to do with the topic of my post. I only bring that up because somehow you think my small number of reviews here, makes me inferior.

In my post, I was merely pointing out that even wetness can be faked. London and Saturn have discussed that on this very board, hence my comment that you don't read the board enough. I was going to reply here, "Just ask London or Saturn," but it looks like Saturn already jumped in and her post got your panties in a bunch! LOL.

Now did I say providers NEVER orgasm? No. Did I say you have NEVER seen a real orgasm? No! All I said is they can fake it all, including the wetness! Did I call you names? Nope, you started that.

And the millionaire comment? Where the fuck did that come from? You obviously have me confused with someone else!


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They could just as soon be giving you nothing.  So be thankful you get ANY details at all.

That's a poor attitude.  Sure, I want to come, but I want the lady I'm with to enjoy the sex, too.  Which is why I always ask her what makes her orgasm.

No need to get your saggy balls all twisted up there cutechunkie. It is no secret I fake...I have to.

And I especially loved this sentence.."And if you are retarded enough to know how to read". So all those that can read...you're retarded according to cutechunkie.

But we certainly did hit a nerve with this one.

Re: if you had a bag of 25 candies and 2 of them were green, green is the rare color (e)

LOL. I remember those problems from pre-stats in middle school:
"if you have 25x and 2 are x...." I miss word/stats problems