Woke up this morning to find that a friend of mine that I introduced to the game rolled on me.  I tried talking my way out of it...but he has no gratitude.  What an asshole!  So I had to give up my '71 vette...but that wasn't all.  I had to listen to this moron go on and on that men are not really Martians.

But he is too shy to ask you to leave this world and move to Costa Rica with him.

I just got all my bags packed... now i sit and wait on the runway, right? As long as I get same tan lady fun too, it is all creamy. Sipping on Soco on the beach sounds great to me! Uniforms can be a turn on. I need a partner in crime anywho.

I don't get it lol

Read the post...then look at the OP's from Page one.

April Fools

Funny how she played catch-up here, huh?  And, yes, this was a classic DC-type post and actually one I think he'd applaud, despite the "peanut gallery's" lil crack.

a trip to the bridge over the Rio Tarcoles.  C'mon down! GaG and I will be waiting!

How about next year?  And bring TerriLynn with you!

She said she's into anaconda's.

Or did somebody actually duct tape your mouth for a change. They get a free session from me whoever they are if that's the case lol and I'll even spring for a bottle of vino

I didn't think of April 1 but about 25% of the way down It sounded like pure bullshit.

she's only a 7.  And there are better to be had at the Cocal.  Assuming you make it across the bridge at Rio Tarcoles.

These two gals seemed to get it.

But even the header was pure bullshit  

On who you're gonna fuck next Nick? Don't you think that's a bit overkill...even for you two? Lemme guess, you let him watch or maybe he partakes lol.  

I meant...Skipping across the bridge together I bet that's a sight for soar eyes lol.

that you just don't remotely get it.  Don't your realize how pathetic your attempts at repartee are? As the General would say, "Sad."
PS: How remarkable you still don't know how to edit your posts instead of correcting them with a second one like you're talking to yourself.  I mean, it's just embarrassing.

-- Modified on 4/1/2015 10:10:59 PM

Once again the sarcasm went right over your head.  I was referring to the time when you screamed at me to "stay the fuck away from you."
Chalk another up to clueless Minnie's negative batting average.
Someone send her another shovel so she can keep digging, cuz she's clearly worn hers out.

-- Modified on 4/1/2015 7:44:45 PM

I tell you, "That was good but not as good as the master DC."
Well this one was as good as the master. I think DC would be proud.
(And that's not an April fool's joke.

What for else we need money ?? We women ?? For fake boobs? fake Tan, Tattoos and  what vacation in FL ?? Ah .. also for pink Corvet?/ THAT is understandable ?? haha  
 Hhaha You American men are so quite ..
 but you can t "marry  to girl who fuck for money"
 tell Hi  to your wives ..

That is fucking hilarious! !!

It was obvious to the rest of us from the get-go Doc's post was pure, unadulterated bullshit. But glad you are on board now!

As long as it's used to duct tape Min-Min's keyboard.

I was being sarcastic.

-- Modified on 4/2/2015 3:47:20 AM

I used to, but I think I got too predictable.


Thanks.  That was good stuff.

Oh, It's good enough to sound the alarm whenever inicky47's finger even gets close to the post message button.

Ehhh? What did you say?

what ever happened to "Crack-n-Jack"?

You know you need them.  Especially now, as it seems you are in a full bi-polar manic state

you....Pops.

But you know it's true.