....and how often are you right?
How often are you pleasantly surprised?
What are you hoping for at the moment your eyes first meet?
We know what we are looking for and we've read your bio, your reviews, and seen your photos. We've made our choice based on a combination of factor ranging from looks to personal connection (with lots in between). Clients are really looking forward to the meet, and just hoping it's the same person in the photos.
What are you looking for? How often do you get what you're looking for?
I know, lots of questions -- take your pick, but it would be great to know what you want and what you expect from the guy who walks in the door.
Thanks!
I am prone to this hobby because of the thrill factor it is very exciting to say the very least.
Even though I've spoken to you on the phone, exchanged emails, and possibly even texts, there is no substitute for that first time our eyes meet. What do I hope to see? I know what I hope NOT to see. I hope not to see a man in sweaty clothing who may have dipped himself in sheep dung by the smell of him, or someone wearing too much cologne. I hope NOT to see someone wearing a shiny silver thing on his chest. I hope you won't be cheap or manipulative, crude or thoughtless.
Other than that, I am always delighted to meet someone new - someone who represents a unique person to explore and get to know. I can usually tell within the first five minutes if we are going to click. It isn't one particular thing that attracts me. It isn't hair color, body type, or what you wear. It is in how you kiss, how your skin tastes and smells, what you say to me and how and when you say it. I've met very few men who disappointed me. Some people have a narrow view of what they like best. That's just not me
Surprise....there might be room for you on the back too.
Sigh...It's people like you who keep the world interesting. Whoever you really are these days.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Surprise....there might be room for you on the back too.
No fucking way you'll fit on the back.
Oh well....off to Wendy's for a Frosty. Should I bring you something?
Who am I...well, I think my handle has been the same since I joined here. Except when I was jeanvaljean and the cast of Les Mis. Well...there were a bunch of others as well....but that's a story for another day 
Posted By: Cary Rose
Sigh...It's people like you who keep the world interesting. Whoever you really are these days.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Surprise....there might be room for you on the back too.
Thanks, but I'm a Harley girl. I like 'em hot and loud. If you were going to Ruth's Chris, I might take you up on it. Les Mis, one of my favorites. I'd love to have seen you on the stage back then, as all of them. I can see you now, darting from place to place, taking a quick stance, changing your facial expression, then opening your mouth to sing,
" There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong"
Posted By: ChgoCPA
No fucking way you'll fit on the back.
Oh well....off to Wendy's for a Frosty. Should I bring you something?
Who am I...well, I think my handle has been the same since I joined here. Except when I was jeanvaljean and the cast of Les Mis. Well...there were a bunch of others as well....but that's a story for another day
Posted By: Cary Rose
Sigh...It's people like you who keep the world interesting. Whoever you really are these days.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Surprise....there might be room for you on the back too.
To be honest I don't ride...sorry 
Ruth's Chris...overpriced and mediocre. Been there once and not going back. I'd rather go to SuperDawgs and have a polish...with the works.
And I will have to hear you sing "I dreamed a dream"....Fantine? Valjean doesn't sing that one...sorry.
But I know I could have done a better job than Jonas as Marius...sheesh!
So..."Who am I"?
Posted By: Cary Rose
Thanks, but I'm a Harley girl. I like 'em hot and loud. If you were going to Ruth's Chris, I might take you up on it. Les Mis, one of my favorites. I'd love to have seen you on the stage back then, as all of them. I can see you now, darting from place to place, taking a quick stance, changing your facial expression, then opening your mouth to sing,
" There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong"
Posted By: ChgoCPA
No fucking way you'll fit on the back.
Oh well....off to Wendy's for a Frosty. Should I bring you something?
Who am I...well, I think my handle has been the same since I joined here. Except when I was jeanvaljean and the cast of Les Mis. Well...there were a bunch of others as well....but that's a story for another day
Posted By: Cary Rose
Sigh...It's people like you who keep the world interesting. Whoever you really are these days.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Surprise....there might be room for you on the back too.
So, if I come to Chicago, will you take me to get one of those Polish dawgs? Never had one. I'd like to hear some of those other stories.
You'd have a coronary. I'm too old. Dang it.
Me too, maybe bigger! He may not be alive now.
a 'mental' image as with anything in cyberspace in 'visualizing' what someone looks like.
What is 'Ms. Steele' looking for? Nothing. Here? Nothing. LOL
How often does 'Ms. Steele' get what she's looking for? Never. LOL
That's not what this biz is about. Now ask providers in the 'real' world and that's a totally different case in point.
I do believe he has an alias as well...but I don't want to out him here
Awwww, he has what I call a cute 'snowman smile'. Those are my fav smiles LOL. The smile looks like that cute snowman in Rudolph who sings Silver and Gold hahahahahhaa. The eyes all squint up and he looks so happy and jolly....awwww he just needs to get healthy and I bet he's a stunner LOL.
Looks like he provides lunch on the dingy as well 
You missed my point CPA...shed the 200+lbs and we'll be good and don't forget the snowman smile. Come on post the pic of whom I'm talking about. I love him, he's so cute LOL
A few weeks off the ice and celebrating isn't conducive to Pat Sharp for maintaining that build...and the good looks seem to have vanished as well.
Sheesh...happens to so many of the gals here as well LOL
I think they mentally prepare for this.
I got to get to one of those GTG things to make sure I "blend"
Exceptional hygiene, respectful nature, exceptional hygiene, pays up, leaves on time, exceptional hygiene, respects my limitations act wise and physical tolerance, exceptional hygiene and only contacts me when he wishes to see me again.
Believe me when I say that looks is not even remotely a factor in what I hope shows up.
No I don't have a mental image. I am always hoping for a pleasant guy, who is clean and someone I can have some common ground with at some point, be it sexual or not.
Great answers. This is the sort of thing that helps us all be what you want to walk through the door; things within our control. It makes the experience all the better for everyone. Now you'll have to excuse me as I need to bathe 
Posted By: justanillusion
No I don't have a mental image. I am always hoping for a pleasant guy, who is clean and someone I can have some common ground with at some point, be it sexual or not.
Remember the guy in the corner at Harry's...he took this candid of us
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Am I having your baby? I look green and pregnant lol.
Always? 
just like yours! We definitely think alike on some levels! lmao!
Funny thing, I ALMOST even put SHREK!
But I figured I would use non Cartoon characters lol
stop it...he is actually a breath of fresh air on this board. I'm quite intrigued with Mr. Z myself.
Hmmmm....I am curious as to what he looks like. I have a mental image indeed and no, it's not what you think hahahahaha, you should know that by now.
He's toggling back and forth now...only a matter of time before he earns that man card LOL
Funny you should say that as well...devin had PM'd me asking the same thing about CPA
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
stop it...he is actually a breath of fresh air on this board. I'm quite intrigued with Mr. Z myself.
Hmmmm....I am curious as to what he looks like. I have a mental image indeed and no, it's not what you think hahahahaha, you should know that by now.
I know you so well it's disgusting LOL. You could do her right by spelling her name with a capital 'D' cpa. Geezk be a gentleman now or I'll come to Chitown and tame your ass myself.
She's a hoot...and I'll bet she'd be a tad surprised to know the deal.
When are you coming here? DD wanted me to go to NYC...but she was being a bad hostess. Maybe if she comes here she'll have some humility and let me show her the town?
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
I know you so well it's disgusting LOL. You could do her right by spelling her name with a capital 'D' cpa.
Geezk be a gentleman now or I'll come to Chitown and tame your ass myself.
are in NYC...you just need to bring you're lil hiney here and I'll be the hostess. I am the hostess with the mostest and I am quite good at it. I'm sure the 3 of us would be full of laughs, but don't think you're getting OTC with me mister...you know I don't roll like that hahahahahahahahahahahah.
him, you'll have to answer to my lil ass mister. You know you don't want to do that now I'll have to get all womanly on you in 2 and 2.
Male underwear models in this crew of misfits.
Posted By: Scarsdale
....and how often are you right?
How often are you pleasantly surprised?
What are you hoping for at the moment your eyes first meet?
We know what we are looking for and we've read your bio, your reviews, and seen your photos. We've made our choice based on a combination of factor ranging from looks to personal connection (with lots in between). Clients are really looking forward to the meet, and just hoping it's the same person in the photos.
What are you looking for? How often do you get what you're looking for?
I know, lots of questions -- take your pick, but it would be great to know what you want and what you expect from the guy who walks in the door.
Thanks!
Steve Buscemi, Danny Devito, Danny Trejo, Clint Howard, Woody Allen,
Philip Seymour Hoffman, or
Pete Postlethwaite
then 99.9 percent of the time, I am pleasantly surprised, that they are cuter than those guys~!
lol
I look for clients who don't sound desperate in their emails, don't stalk my website every day, and don't have a handful of requests before our appointment. Guys like that end up being full of drama, unrealistic expectations and graders.
I've been pleasantly surprised once by an out of state client. He seemed like a huge PITA by how desperate he came off from his emails but ended up being the hottest/ most fun client I've had.
Most of the time though, it's an unpleasant surprise. Slow clap for Smirnoff
So sorry to hear the surprises are not good ones. I thought maybe if we heard from you all we could have a better idea of what not to do to get the date off to a bad start (or kill it before it took its first breath). And I am sure after reading your terrific post that I am not the only one making a note to self "no stalking, remember now - no stalking!"
Posted By: tuckerlan
I look for clients who don't sound desperate in their emails, don't stalk my website every day, and don't have a handful of requests before our appointment. Guys like that end up being full of drama, unrealistic expectations and graders.
I've been pleasantly surprised once by an out of state client. He seemed like a huge PITA by how desperate he came off from his emails but ended up being the hottest/ most fun client I've had.
Most of the time though, it's an unpleasant surprise. Slow clap for Smirnoff.
