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Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 2090 reads
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So I was at my overpriced eye doctor getting fitted for hard contact lenses.  Don't ask:(

Anyway, she says to me how old are you and I say 42.  And she goes sort of like wow/hmm/facial look of amazement.  Ya know what they say black don't crack:)

And so as I am wont to do I started to think about Providers and the first encounter.  I really fucking gotta get help damn near every encounter I have I start relating back to Hookers.  WTF up Ridgetucky!

I have had 2 or 3 Providers give me the same expression as soon as I walk in the door.  Gotta admit it is flattering to the ego.  And Ridgetucky got a big ego.

But then again I started thinking what if the other Providers thought to themselves here comes another ugly MF.  

So let's have it boys do you care if a PROvider finds you attractive?

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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Confuciu

Crisis25 655 reads
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2 / 26

I have modified my look for two ladies because I knew ahead of time what they like.

inicky46 61 Reviews 652 reads
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3 / 26
Dr Who revived 685 reads
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4 / 26

Some might, some might not

Playing here is like going to fantasy baseball camp.  When some former pro tells me I still have a shot at the majors...well, it's justanillusion.

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 658 reads
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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 549 reads
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7 / 26

Confucius also says you are pretty well fucked up..

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 668 reads
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8 / 26
USGrantlover 225 Reviews 706 reads
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10 / 26

"Justanillusion" lol

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Some might, some might not  
   
 Playing here is like going to fantasy baseball camp.  When some former pro tells me I still have a shot at the majors...well, it's justanillusion.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 781 reads
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11 / 26
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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 580 reads
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13 / 26

Much harder for even a hot dude to walk into a place and get laid than for a hot chick.

I put CL ads up a while back just to get laid. I looked a tad different, but OMG I put actual specifics down in how I wanted him to look, height, build, age, etc. etc. I had to take the ad down after a few minutes bc my mailbox was full...  

Now, I've asked dudes who's ads I'd answered... yeah, crickets. An occasional email here and there, EVEN when offering money. (College cutie got bill$) type ads

And back to the hobbling... CL was my first means of doing this, under a different look and name, and I was new, so started with what I was comfortable with. Listed my criteria, popped up a (faceless) ad, and WHAM! Had to take my ad down within minutes

69EType 523 reads
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14 / 26
liamdoherty 25 Reviews 662 reads
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15 / 26

really look 82.

News Flash ...... that's not Flattering

couldn't resist dude.

justanillusion 548 reads
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17 / 26
TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 571 reads
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18 / 26

I have no need to stroke my ego with providers.
Shit! I have no ego.
I just make sure my ass is clean, and hope she doesn't find me repulsive. :

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 629 reads
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19 / 26

I think of myself as a white Morgan Freeman, and he does ok with the ladies!  Seriously, I'm old with all the issues of aging, don't have a 6 pack, nor buldging guns on my arms.  

But all that does not mean on a couple of occasions, there has been an attraction and you are absolutely right, it helps the ego a whole lot.  and on the other hand, I know a couple have thought (like with you but with an addition) "here comes another ugly OLD MF" LOL!

I like your thinking though  again YMMV!

inicky46 61 Reviews 632 reads
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20 / 26

And you can see why.


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Dr Who revived 535 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 637 reads
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22 / 26

My huge wallet was the initial attraction, but it's my god-like physique that gets me all the OTC time.

wrthurwhile 12 Reviews 609 reads
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23 / 26

But it's nice to get a compliment about my appearance. Just like getting one about my sense of humor, the size of my cock, or my cunnilingus technique.  However, like most compliments in my world, I think of them as "impressive if true."  In other words, I take them all with a huge dose of salt.  Yet, I must admit I still revel in the recollection of a next-day text message from a provider I spent an evening with many years ago, which simply said, "you have skilz."  Uh-huh.

Dr Who revived 617 reads
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24 / 26
NomdeAmour 718 reads
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25 / 26

The ego reason is that it's flattering. The practical reason is that, professionals or not, I think you'll have a better time with them if they're at least not repulsed. At 60+, it gives me an incentive to not totally go to pieces physically.

At a M&G last year, the touring lady I'd prebooked with didn't know me and had never seen me. I went up and introduced myself and she looked around the room and said "Oh, thank God it's you." I liked that one...

justanillusion 706 reads
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26 / 26

Indication of how bad everyone else was. And that you must be in good condition as you obviously stuck out like a sore thumb in the very best way.

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