Learn how to check them yourself, or how to check someone else's in what should be a monthly routine:
http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/video/how-to-check-yourself/how-to-check-your-testicles/

I'll leave it up to someone smarter than me to figure out how to run the paperwork so this health service can be included in a review and thus turn a date into a health insurance deduction.  Word of warning though - make the patient pay first and file for reimbursement himself, otherwise you'll be bogged down in billing paperwork

I had mine checked yesterday by a beautiful, talented, adorable professional and after a heated, amorous, thorough test she said they were working just fine. I just wish my Blue Cross would pick up the tab. 8o(

My exam starts shortly. I hope it goes okay, I do have a lump in my pants...

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the hatcheck girl wouldn't take them.