I think this is an oft overlooked opportunity that many escorts can turn to upon retirement.  I see many retirement ads and have wondered...just where are these ladies going to?

Does this mean there's a two call system before they can find out where it is?

I wouldn't require any salary, just 3 squares a day and a small corner to toss a bed roll and a few personal items.

I can cook, clean, give back-rubs, etc.

I'll play music very softly and promise to take quick showers too.

Those "retirement ads" you are seeing are merely a ploy to bank some quick cash.

Discretion is paramount!

But that is why we are currently seeking individuals to help those ladies who have made that announcement.  Part of their responsibility will be to follow when gals claim to never advertise, and make sure they aren't sneaking ads on BP while using multiple names.

I'd prefer to board the geezers guys and gals that are collecting SSI. The money is guaranteed.

Or will an email or text application be ok? And do they ever learn the real name of the home?

They have suggested that no method is being rejected.

And I have to wonder what hooker in her BSC state of mind would ever post on BP if they were using multiple personas? Wouldn't someone catch that? Or maybe someone already has?

There is currently an opening for cleaning the stalls.  I apologize that your application for janitor has been rejected.

Everyone knows that everything in life is negotiable.

maintenance supervisor, accounts payable, minibus operator, end of life counselor, sales.

However right now the only position that is being filled is a motivational coach.

The BOD has approved your application for pool supervisor.  We apologize that it's presently located in the far east wing of the facility and seems to be inundated with ladies from the Carolina's.  Those women also are excellent cooks too.  That should cover your needs.

Did I mention I'm working on my pharm-tech license, and I know a guy who owns an independent shop. I'm out of shape, but I can pop in a PX90 DVD and press the play button. I can also manage the loss prevention department.  

With your generous donation the BOD has agreed to name the East wing to the "mrfisher I'll massage your scalp" wing.

As one of the original investors, I told you at the original meeting we shouldn't use Bait and Switch photos to entice new investors and volunteers. I was adamant that we must be honest in our marketing. If you continue to post these pics of hot young ladies in your marketing campaign, I may be forced to withdraw my investment and resign from the board of directors. In fairness to potential clients, investors, job applicants, and volunteers I am also posting a real photo of a representative sample of our clients. As the person responsible for varifying client applications and eligibility, I have many of these photos to sort through. To protect the eyes of the innocent, I have also decided to post the photo in a seperate reply so folks can open it at their own risk.

btw, does she know how to cook?

Corrine (not her real name as we respect our retirees) is an excellent cook.

Boiled pet rabbit.  

Corrine might wonder if the gym fee is included or an 'add on?' I heard she has 10 or so pounds of muscle to add this year. Please help.

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Drop off a WK with a $100 in some color envelope. Hissing and claws engaged.

The ladies way outnumber the men. My dad was in one and when he was 85 he was complaining about having to stop all the ladies wanting to get fucked. Amazing.

Sadly most don't any money and kill them self with pain killers. Patch are the drug of choice. I had rip out carpet from where there died