when your fucking bio reads petite, thin, no tattoos, uninhibited etc   you had BETTER match up to those fucking claims. i am fucking tired of having the door open to some fucking fat-assed, tattoo'd fucking cunt whore who doesn't even suck dick like a pro. And to those fucking fat-assed loving hobbyists who review then as 10's you all can kiss my "fuckallofyou" ass. nothing burns my ass more than a goddamn fucking worthless OLD washed up bitch who can't see the writing on the wall that her time is up. Get the hell out of circulation and fucking marry one of your stupid fat assed loving mangina types.

DO US ALL A FUCKING FAVOR!

Concise, to the point, accurate.

I have to say just one thing:

I love that alias!

in fact I just walk out and call another girl
no need to waste each others time

why some idiots rate a  300 pound hippopotamus a 10/10 is fucking beyond me.

I guess beauty really us in the eyes of the beholder....or more precisely, whoever gets discounts and freebies for a good review.

DA

If you do, fine. If not, than you deserve all the criticism heaped on your old, fat ass.

PS anyone who has laid claim to the alias "fuckallyoupeople" is not a regular asshole, he is an asshole of the highest order, and let me be one of several to give him props. lmao

Now, just how old and fat are you?

i'm not talking to those providers who advertise honestly but i do not have any interest in heffers nor do i wish to be coerced into paying your fucking grocery bill for the month.

i'll bet he'd give em all a goddamn 10/10 rating or they'd kick his ass.

I second the alias envy!

Fuck you too.  You may consider me old and fat but I'm laughing all the way to the bank, asshole.  

My profile is accurate, and all of my reviews so.  And all of my reviews are good;  yes, my performance score is higher than my appearance score, but I'm comfortable with that.  

I don't mind when you bitch about inaccurate profiles.  But to say that women who don't turn you on shouldn't be here?  Wow.  In addition to being a regular asshole, you have delusions of grandeur.  

You actually put stock in the ladies profile and scores? You are one dumb idiot if if. My beef with the score is well documented so I will not get into it. I will say everyone has their own tastes and review inflation is not rare. See link below if you want the full breakdown of why they will always be useless.

As for the profile, First most ladies don't monitor there reviews and don't even know what is on there profile. It is not like they set it up. It is set up by the first reviewer not the lady an maybe updated latter but not often as many ladies want nothing to do with TER. TER does not have the best reputation among the providers I know. It has been pointed out many times TER is a HOBBYIST SITE not a provider site.

Second, even if she is on TER she does not have complete control of her profile. Anyone can update it. Even crying aliases like you. If you see an issue fix it. It is easier then posting about it, really.

As for your lack of ability to screen, don't you have eyes to look at her photos? Read the actual reviews to see if the last few guys thought the photos are accurate, Maybe do some back-channeling as well. Ask them if the photos are currant. Hell look at old ads to see if she has been updating her photos. That will tell you a lot.

You do have a legit bitch against bait and switch artists that use fake, old, or misleading photos. those hookers/con-women are scum and need to be driven out of business and exposed. But just because you can't seem to look at photos and screen your dates isn't any reason to think they don't have a market.

Instead of crying like a baby why don't you do your homework as see the ladies that turn you on and just ignore the rest? I know you are just to stupid to do so. It really doesn't take much time once you get a system down. In fact in the time it took me to type this I could have done most of my screening.

Now go do your homework and go get laid.

scoed

P.S. Alias used because everyone but mrfisher  was using one so I thought I would join in.

P.S.S. And yes I am a stupid fat assed loving mangina of a he-cunt that is obese and uneducated that sees ugly women by your standards, that happens to be a cuckold that lets his wife provide. If you are going to bash me please try something new as every alias on the planet has went with one of those. Be original. Never mind, that is to much work for a guy that can't screen.

Thankfully not everyone thinks your idea of beauty is the gold standard. I'm old and fat and over the hill according to your perameters. Who are YOU to judge when anyone's time is up?

It would probably be a big surprise to someone like you that there are many who still enjoy a  mature woman and what she has to offer. Despite her wrinkles and less than perfect body. While some may not deliver at ANY age there are a lot of other "fat assed old gals" here with a wealth of experience who know what real service is. If she is honest in her advertising what's your beef? Go elsewhere.

I totally agree that bait and switch, fake photos, fake advertising are dishonest and just plain wrong.  That is what the reviews are for in the first place. To weed those gals out.

Your attitude is downright hateful and frightening. I'll bet you didn't get enough hugs when you were a little kid.  

I'm REALLY glad you wouldn't see someone like me. I wouldn't like YOU either.  

Kisses to those who do.

Anneke

With a little at home editing anyone can be anybody!

LOL. Not like I've ever used their software which I happen to have on every device I own. But Portrait Pro is AMAZING! Ok. Ok. I admit it. I even edit my casual photos on my vanilla Facebook page!

Anyhooo, they have this competition every month. Here is this months winner. She even edited the baby?!?! Wtf!

I'm a newbie, who has yet to take the plunge. The only thing that has held me back is the chance that I would have a similar experiance as FAOY.

At these rates, providers have no reason NOT to keep profiles pictures and descriptions up to date. They wouldn't like an envelope with a "5" when they were expecting a "10".

I am one very picky, titty loven' dude.  I will tell you this, if ANY set of boobs but the set in the profile greets me, I'm walking and exposing the tit plagerizing wench.

And Providers shoud have the same rightto expose the assholes, stalkers, slobs, rippoff's and such that frequent the board and their services.

If members don't maintain the integrity of this board and expose bad players, what good is it?

I just wish they would be read and heeded by all concerned.

Get off your goddamned high horse!
It pisses me off when the female mind can't get the fucking point, which is:  
BE HONEST AND ACCURATE IN YOUR ADS AND PICTURES!!!!!!!!!
If what you claim about yourself is true, fuckallofyou is not talking to you or down on you, so why the fuck are you offended?  In fact, if you really are honest in your presentation, I believe fuckallofyou is supportive and appreciative of your honesty, professionalism, and your success, even though he is not likely to request your services.

Yeah I cant figure how those girls get 10s either I tried to review one of 4 or 5 just to get rejected because it didnt compare to the other full of crap reviews

They imagine it is their mother  and when they are done  say "THANK YOU MOMMY"

Though I do agree with the OP, and PanAm for correcting everyone else's interpretation of what the OP was trying to convey, I've been lucky enough to get exactly what I was expecting. More so, in some cases.

The thing is, if I EVER get myself caught in that situation, where I book a lady based on her TER scores, reviews and her ad and she was anything but what was represented? I'd more than likely get extremely pissed, which isn't pretty, leave with quite a few choice profanities, then get on here and blast the holy-fucking-hell out of the lady. I'd be too pissed to write a review at the moment, the only sensible thing for me to do would get a drink and get on the GD board for everyone to know WTF happened and to stay away from this deceitful person.

Now, I'm a lot of things. Don't get me wrong. But one thing I'm not is a liar and if I have to hurt your feelings to get my point across I will. And I expect the same in return. It's called respect incase no one's heard of the term.  

So, seeing as how this forum was made to make ladies accountable for their business practices, they shouldn't be surprised if one of them misrepresented herself and was called out on it.

Wouldn't that be the consensus?

Suggestion: Someone make a running list of gals who do not match their profile, pics etc and allow guys to add to it daily with their experiences. I have looked at pics of gals who appeared to be a size 2 and when the door opens they are no less than a 22. Their faces are much older than they appeared as well. It is just plain misrepresentation and should be stopped to avoid a waste of time, money and energy on behalf of both parties involved. Just goes to say what I heard not too long ago 95% of what you hear and see is false.

I have twos "9"s in appearance an no "9"s in performance. My average score I give out is a 7.5/7.125 that is hardly a 10/10. Please no what the hell you are talking about before opening your mouth. You are making yourself look real stupid.

scoed

.... http://www.portraitprofessional.com/winners/201108/?p=4

In the one one below the untouched one is the more attractive two photos. But in the others, not so much. Especially the black lady with the fan. She is a bit scare untouched up. I would walk if the reality was that far from her touched up photo.

Am I the only one that doesn't know WTF you're talking about?

I'm assuming you went to some sort of formalized educational system because you can hunt and peck on a keyboard and make a rational comment in your twisted post.

Let's start over...

What is it that got your Underoos in such a twist?....