Your coffin-pronging, death-boner is called a reltney.  Read on.

I had a triple bypass last January and my doctor has me on hormone therapy getting all my numbers optimized. I was always pretty horny and it didn't take much from a woman to get me going, but with the hormones, OMG!. Most of the people I worked with were women (I just retired) and I couldn't focus in meetings at all. I just stared at their breasts and imagined them laying in front of me nude. Problem is even though I'm in very good shape, nobody is interested, unless I pay them (sad face). I'm just too old, I guess.  

Sean

plus ....

you could just ask to be buried next to.....

Everyone here probably has a couple of sad stories about office romances gone bad.

u gotta "punch in" , hey can i get a discount ? look figure out how

To rob the place and your problems solved .......if you get pinched tell them u needed the money for Viagra ? Worsrse case scenario ????? Time served and perhaps anal ????.......I like your posts Clarence ....and think you should find a nice young girlfriend ...girls like older guys , its a Santa complex !!!..........Happy Holidays your buddy BIB ...!  

Posted By: clarence37

Changed jobs recently, gone from working basically alone to working with hundreds of people in my immediate vicinity. It's a very casual dress situation, and women are walking around in various stages of undress - some very high class sexy, others with skin tight jeans and blouses with their tits hanging out. Lots of twenty-somethings who look through me as if I wasn't even there I've discovered that I don't need Viagra after all, my cock gets hard right after I "punch in".  
   
 Of course I've had to take a pay cut as well so hobbying funds, never a deep pool anyway, are at an all time low. I'm thinking that in order to preserve my sanity, I'm going to have to find someone who resembles one of the top two or three hotties at work and spend a couple of hours giving her a nice thorough going-over .  
   
 Anybody else feel my pain? Does playing with an escort who resembles the civvie you really want to f***  
 help? Or am I going to be buried in a coffin that won't close over my boner?

Everyone like a bargain, but is the risk worth it?

Even if the boss don't care, there could be entanglements that will make this "free" sex become very expensive.

I just started a new thread on this type of topic (didn't realize you had here).

I am looking forward to hopefully meeting her.  I just moved to AZ from NYS.

As a former employment lawyer and a veteran of a failed office romance, I would strongly advise you to avoid the temptation to date a lady at work. Even if you are successful and start banging a young hottie, you eventually will get bored with her and start ogling another lady at work.

I think it makes more sense to save up your funds for providers and masturbate frequently to take the edge off. When I was in my 20s, I masturbated often at the office, but that carries it's own risks.