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NJFLArt 3 Reviews 119 reads
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There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who professed to lack sexual feeling
Till a cynic named Boris
Simply touched her clitoris
Then she had to be scrapped off the ceiling

GaGambler1980 reads

But who ever thought so many women are apparently every bit as clueless?

 
I am kind of surprised that neither cigar nor champagne bottle made the list. lol

Related Link: https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/5-things-you-should-never-ever-put-in-your-vag...

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coeur-de-lion113 reads

that while, inserting an actual cigar into a pussy had no medicinal effects on the pussy, it often made the cigar taste a hell of a lot better.  You just have to wait for it to dry before you try to smoke it.

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GaGambler127 reads

Of course there are several porn videos floating around where that advice obviously went unheeded. lol

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herbtcat110 reads

...who could "smoke" a cigarette with her pussy.  
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She would like the cig, then put the tip in and I could see the cherry (sorry...) get hotter as she drew air into her. Then I could see smoke cum (sorry again...) out as she squeezed air out.  
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Naturally, I was fascinated.  This led to a VIP which included an unasked for BJ, which led to me taking her back to my hotel for an all-night session. I kicked her out at 6:00 am with $$$ and a half-full bottle of vodka. Then showered and dressed to meet my client for a breakfast meeting in the hotel coffee shop at 7:00 am.  
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Don't think I got the contract signed on that trip, but I still call it a win.  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

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Posted By: herbtcat
Re: I met a stripper near Louisville...  
...who could "smoke" a cigarette with her pussy.
That doesn't rhyme.
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I once met a stripper near Louisville.
Whose smokin' vagina could-a strip club fill.
She was far from a hag,  
But some patrons would GaG,  
"Don't you know that second vag smoke can kill?"

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coeur-de-lion117 reads

a Limerick fan.  I grew up on them.  My dad knew of a ton of them.  

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impposter115 reads

A big limerick fan I may be.
As any good reader can see.
Your dad liked 'em, too,
And millions more do
But this thread is about puss-ee.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Never knew you were . . .
a Limerick fan.  I grew up on them.  My dad knew of a ton of them.  
There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose cunt could accommodate coins.
A man from Hoboken,
He slipped in a token,
And now she rides free on the ferry.  

(I think you have be a NYer to appreciate that one.  And be old enough to know that tokens were used long before tap-to-pay with your phone or smart cards.)

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inicky46112 reads

Ran her whorehouse inside a Pagoda.
The halls and the walls were festooned with the tools and the balls
Of the fools that bestrode her.
 
Also relating to hookers:
There once was a man from Belgrade
Kept a dead prostitute in a cave.
"I have to admit, she stinks just a bit.
But think of the money I save!"

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coeur-de-lion104 reads

use tap to pay.  I see others doing it at Starbucks, but have not yet gone cashless myself.  There is something that has always been comforting to be walking around with a few grand in your pocket, in case you encounter some kind of "emergency."  You know, . . . .  a boner while passing an incall, a damsel in distress that needs "rescuing", a fence with brand new merchandise that "fell off a truck" turning a corner too fast, or any manner of other unforeseen opportunities.  

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impposter125 reads

"Emmanuelle" 1974 had a scene at a Bangkok bar with a stripper smoking a cigarette from her vagina.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle
"This film pushed the boundaries of what was then acceptable on screen, with sex scenes, skinny-dipping, masturbation, the "Mile High Club", rape, and a scene in which a dancer lights a cigarette and puffs it with her vagina."

Posted By: herbtcat
Re: I met a stripper near Louisville...  
...who could "smoke" a cigarette with her pussy.

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NJFLArt120 reads

There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who professed to lack sexual feeling
Till a cynic named Boris
Simply touched her clitoris
Then she had to be scrapped off the ceiling

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