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Like thoughts suggestion, a few more simple great complains
JustAGal See my TER Reviews 995 reads
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7. Never never let Udo in your incall. eom


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GaGambler 1139 reads
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Rule number 8

refer back to rule number 7

Udo 2783 reads
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Biggest Incall Complaints

Most travelling providers use incall locations based in decent hotels that are usually pretty good, clean, safe and private.

However, in my experience these are my complaints about certain providers incall locations:

1. Choose a Hyatt, Hilton or Marriott property (or better) as your incall location. Incalls at a Red Roof Inn or Quality Inn are too low brow for the hobby. Never use an incall hotel without a lobby where you enter the room from the outside since security and privacy are sacraficed.

2. Keep the hotel room clean. There is nothing as horrible as seeing and smelling dirty laundry scattered throughout the hotel room. It makes me think that the provider is a slob.

3. Don't smoke in the hotel room since this is disgusting and will make a hobbyist's clothes smell lilke tobacco. How does he explain that to his wife.

4. Never have a female roomate hiding in the bathroom for the date. This is so low class! If you travel with a friend, she should have her own hotel room and not share one with you.

5. Clean the room of any food containers and leftover food to get rid of odors and garbage that ruin the atmosphere for the hobbyist.

6. NEVER EVER allow a used condom to be just casually thrown in the garbage or just floating in the toilet bowl for the current hobbyist to see. A hobbyist does not want to see another man's used condom around since it ruins the mood. A hobbyist wants to feel that "he is somewhat special" to a provider and not just another trick waitng in the parking lot to be serviced and have his used condom dumped in the hotel room.

Others, please chime in here.

The-Sage-of-Hobbying 875 reads
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Have a fresh

towel for me.  

Especially in NYC, I have encountered a lot of $$$$$-$$$$$$ ladies who have towels ready, but that have a musty smell to them. The smell doesn't come out until the towel is wet. Ladies, you have to wash them and dry them after each guy. It has gotten to a point where I bring a pack towel with me because I don't want weird towel smell on me after I rinse off at the end. I know it is a pain to get them cleaned if you don't have a washer/dryer, but at $$$$$ an hour, you can afford to do some laundry

Alyssa Marie See my TER Reviews 1065 reads
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Seriously!?

This is like escort 101. Maybe you should see girls that have graduated from escort kindergarten.

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BigFakeTits4Me 855 reads
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This is for the newbie board.

You sound like a pimp dude.

Seriously, transfer this to the newbie board. That'll help a lot of new hookers.

Hey. Did the girl in the bathroom jump in? Maybe it was a surprise

BigFakeTits4Me 837 reads
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Re: Dude, my wife buys 15 hand towels for less than 5 bucks at Walmart.

Shit, that's pennies per appointment for one or two washcloths. If you don't want to wash them, you can just throw them away. You'll also save the hotel towels and leave one less clue for staff.

Rayen See my TER Reviews 1077 reads
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WTF. According to yourself, Udo, you...

hobby in the lowest class around.  So the sight of condoms offends you, LOL.  Yeah, for all the wrong reasons.  And yes, in Mexico and all those 3rd world places you frequent, you ARE a trick.  Love how you come on here and try to set the standard.  Actually, quite hilarious.

Dr Who revived 679 reads
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Mamasan Udo says....

Posted By: Mamasan Udo

I find you here again you scum....you marry my daughter and bring us all to this country.  You promised you wouldn't be fucking hookers and here you are still.

My daughter and I are going back to the Philippines now to leave you to your whoring.  You really are just a fat, old, bald and ugly man!!

skarphedin 1041 reads
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It ain't that easy. He's a master of disguise. Fucker.



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1736687 15 Reviews 1136 reads
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Rule 9

Don't have a dog crate next to the bed or a dog shut upin the bathroom..
I agree with the smoking.. I had a set of clothes full of smoke after a session..  
#10- Don't have a toy laying next to the bed when I walk in (see notes on used condoms lying around)..

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 868 reads
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Rule 9: Should not associate with people like yourself....

who threaten other hobbyists or hookers of physical harm over PM...

If your reputation wasn't what it is, on the boards, someone might actually take you seriously....

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skarphedin 964 reads
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This one is him 3 months ago in Toronto.



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Dr Who revived 898 reads
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And him just last week in Toronto

Gotta love those Canuck

Udo 843 reads
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Re: Rule 9: Should not associate with people like yourself....

Curly - please stay on topic and dont act like a troll.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
who threaten other hobbyists or hookers of physical harm over PM...  
   
 If your reputation wasn't what it is, on the boards, someone might actually take you seriously....

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skarphedin 912 reads
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This was during his Panthera12 phase.

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Dr Who revived 977 reads
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Udo as himself

Life is good

skarphedin 725 reads
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He worked that angle in Vancouver


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skarphedin 742 reads
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Here he is in Cambodia


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skarphedin 751 reads
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I wish he took his trolling seriously. -e-e


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Dr Who revived 878 reads
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ATTN Ladies...be on the lookout for Udo as....

Crazy fucking Santa

skarphedin 910 reads
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You gotta admit the guy has skills. You gotta give him that. -e-


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skarphedin 924 reads
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If this guy knocks on your door? It's Udo and not Dave Parker.


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Dr Who revived 804 reads
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Odd....I found this one of him


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skarphedin 832 reads
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Do not open the door to this guy! It is Udo


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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 857 reads
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Yeah dickhead.. Pot calling the keetle black....Cunthole..[e]


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skarphedin 838 reads
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Lol. This is not hotplants. It is actually Udo! Do not let him in!!!


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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 607 reads
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A complaint??

For someone whose concept of hobbying is bare-backing third world underage teens in a rice paddy, I should think that any establishment with indoor plumbing and a floor not made from dirt would be a luxury bordering on decadence.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1063 reads
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Re: Rule 9

I think the toy one was me!

But I lost that one today… :(  

IDK I think that would be a turn on for guys. That a chick is playing with a sex toy...

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inicky46 61 Reviews 804 reads
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A deal-breaker for me would be if she told me Udolt just left.

I would immediately leave and immerse myself in sheep dip.

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 787 reads
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Re: Seriously!?

you know, i tried to come up with a joke about escort kindergarten, but they all came out really creepy...

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 695 reads
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Keep it in a drawere

keep it out of sight until its time for the both of you to use it... sitting out like that looks like you were just entertaining another client... see used condoms above

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 980 reads
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Re: Well, like I said in part of the PSA thread...

Nobody is perfect, and quite honestly, probably not with this guy, but it reminded me, I did leave a toy out and it was a really bad day performance wise. I think it was the worst performance week I've given since I started, and am actually expecting some low reviews because of it…

BUT that's ok, because I think men should say what they think.

Good word.

I really do feel bad about a couple appointments quite honestly. I kinda' felt like a rip off, and definitely not like a queen. I, if I weren't advised otherwise, would give most of it back, and if I had the chance now, I would.

P.S. I usually have nothing visible in a room but things that add to ambience. Yesterday was an exception.

*bows out unless needed* lol


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1009 reads
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3 star hotels? Seriously? I am shocked you get that far.

I will be sure to pick up the crack pipe before your infested ass shows up. Heh

Alley-Syd See my TER Reviews 759 reads
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great read

hi there

i am new to US and i am still getting use to working from a hotel.

alley

xo

random133 117 Reviews 792 reads
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Just cause he's a F@$king moron doesn't mean he's totally wrong

Arranged to meet a lady recently and the incall turned out to be El Sleazo motel. Total buzz kill.

Posted By: Udo
Most travelling providers use incall locations based in decent hotels that are usually pretty good, clean, safe and private.  
   
 However, in my experience these are my complaints about certain providers incall locations:  
   
 1. Choose a Hyatt, Hilton or Marriott property (or better) as your incall location. Incalls at a Red Roof Inn or Quality Inn are too low brow for the hobby. Never use an incall hotel without a lobby where you enter the room from the outside since security and privacy are sacraficed.  
   
 2. Keep the hotel room clean. There is nothing as horrible as seeing and smelling dirty laundry scattered throughout the hotel room. It makes me think that the provider is a slob.  
   
 3. Don't smoke in the hotel room since this is disgusting and will make a hobbyist's clothes smell lilke tobacco. How does he explain that to his wife.  
   
 4. Never have a female roomate hiding in the bathroom for the date. This is so low class! If you travel with a friend, she should have her own hotel room and not share one with you.  
   
 5. Clean the room of any food containers and leftover food to get rid of odors and garbage that ruin the atmosphere for the hobbyist.  
   
 6. NEVER EVER allow a used condom to be just casually thrown in the garbage or just floating in the toilet bowl for the current hobbyist to see. A hobbyist does not want to see another man's used condom around since it ruins the mood. A hobbyist wants to feel that "he is somewhat special" to a provider and not just another trick waitng in the parking lot to be serviced and have his used condom dumped in the hotel room.  
   
 Others, please chime in here.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 861 reads
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Providers who charge more than 300 for an overnight, tend to know this shit. E.


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no_email 3 Reviews 835 reads
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if the hotel you're staying at, has more stars than your date has teeth?

You might be a redneck.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 783 reads
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Re: lol


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BadAndProudOfIt 779 reads
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How would you know you don't see providers here...

Do you tell the ladies you see that you have a STD? Tell the wifey? Didn't think so.

no_email 3 Reviews 828 reads
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That may have been plagiarism on my part?

as it came to me very quickly, and the fact it was easy to read.

jenniferxj6 See my TER Reviews 896 reads
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Like thoughts suggestion, a few more simple great complains

For the smokers" fresh close that you haven't smoke in , so you smell clean for session.
Don't just come in and start undressing Uruk cold .
A card with gift is best.
Don't be a clock water but be timely .
From Jennxj6

jenniferxj6 See my TER Reviews 736 reads
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Spelling sucks

I ment clock watcher not water lol you peps know what I mean . When a visitor look at clock and says oh I still have a few minuets so could you perform oral or something .  Oh god. The worst.

FatElvis 23 Reviews 694 reads
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I don't know...

Under the right circumstances a toy being left out might be sort of exciting. Kinda like...get ready big boy :)

GaGambler 825 reads
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Actually the ladies I know who charge 300 for an overnight, know this as well

funny though, you nailed exactly what I pay for most of my overnights. Why do you think I am so happy all the time?

BigFakeTits4Me 770 reads
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Re: He never got back to you. Why did you answer the question.


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OhCharlie See my TER Reviews 959 reads
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That is gross, but I have a similar story

First of all, ew. I know some girls do this, and I think it's so disrespectful and gross. Especially since, as you said, laundry is not that expensive and there's almost always a target nearby where you can restock if you can't get any more from housekeeping.

When I worked for an agency, the sheets in the incall would go weeks without getting washed unless I or one other girl did it. Girls treated it like a fuck hotel, just come in fool around and straighten the comforter. I walked in on dishes everywhere, sheets all askew (but still the same exact ones, with the same exact hospital tuck and mattress pad underneath that I put on last week), and absolutely no clean towels (out of about 20 that were stocked for us) to be found more times that I can even remember.

We all can't be perfect, but the amount of laziness and disrespect some girls show is really astounding.

glowerlord 7 Reviews 798 reads
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This from a guy who want to bareback pan-asian teen girls for $36??? sheesh! eom


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random133 117 Reviews 786 reads
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Apparently not all do. BTW I blame no one but myself for this rookie mistake. eom


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 810 reads
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Re: nah, there could really be some wit in there lol

Here's some plagiarism for ya

You might be a redneck if....

You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.  

Hehehe

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