Okay... explain this one to me. Told my husband about the great idea we came up with for a night on the town. He doesn't want to take the provider to a strip club. Not even a toy shop. He said, "It's like bringing sand to the beach." If it were me, I'd go hog wild. I know I'm the kinky one in this relationship but come on! Sounds like it's going to be dinner and dessert. All that hard work BIB and inicky put in. What a shame. Well, I might just have to take him around for it myself.

There's a reason we find sand at the beach, it's were it makes sense to be.

Likewise, taking a provider to a trip to a sex shop is hot, hot, hot.  I've done it lots of times and afterwards we really cut loose back at the hotel.

Force him to come so he can see.  He's probably just worried he'll run into someone he knows there.  So go to a city some distance away to avoid that pitfall.

I think you guys will still do it , I'd get the toys but definitely do not pass on the club . You guys will have a blast . During dinner bring it up of have the lovely lady do it . And she is lovely . Perhaps a warm up session in the car with soft music playing and just end up at the club for a bit . I can't blame him for wanting to get to the dessert but its a 5 course night to be savored .  You have time yet , and I'm sure you lovely ladies will work your charm .  

Okay , let me get this straight ? R you jealous ,  sweetie , sex is an act , cannon is secure enough and knows show he LOVES . And if SHE , is okay with it that's ALL that matters , and the notion of "fucking" is absurd . Its a fantasy that she's giving him . And that's it . So no , he doesn't "owe"  her a stud . She has 1 , her husband !  

unlike an old maid from NJ. The only thing that you bring to the beach is crabs.

The train wreck yet , and I want to have fun on Halloween . Look at this like foreplay . We need to build up steam before the derailment ! Plus I wanna see when she links her new site although I think we should pick a new name ?  

make-up to be successful at it. Add a hot bod and an above average skill set and you would be off to the races with extra spending cash.

She's begging again and I was feeling charitable and a little pity for her. I just had to throw her a milk bone.

Right facts, wrong perspective. Look, he's been with me since we were teenagers. He's in the 50's now and has been a wonderful husband for all these years. I WANT to do this for him. It's not about me. Also, I discovered that an appreciative husband is a very good thing. So you see, I do get something back.

One out !  
Guess shes SECURE IN HER WOMANHOOD !  

Not all your friends are really your friends.  Think about it.

By that I mean, what if the provider is on the clock the entire time (2 hours at the club) then two hours bcd....that's double the time he/you has to pay for. He might just prefer being behind closed doors the whole time and skipping the rest....most guys on this board have remarked to that effect lol.

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hours would be too much tease for me.

He might find that a bit much, but I am only speculating.

You are such a smart cookie! We are going to have a blast together!

Limo, club , rest, provider, misc. ? Yeah 3 to 5 k , and yeah I've done it ! And yeah it was worth it .

Very rarely do I have to charge extra for public outings, being my rate is now all inclusive.  If it went to 5 hours, I would probably not worry about it provided they paid for accommodations upfront. That saves me a few hundred right there. I generally only clear about 6-700 off of 1000, all things considered (condo, wine, champagne, gas, food, etc.) so if soneone else was paying for a suite, that would even things out. Guess, I am just an easy hooker bwahahahaha.

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I always said you were the best ! Honey , an all nighter , dinner for two 300$ , limo 1200 to 1500 , show 150 to 500 ? Club 500 $ and that conservative ,  ladies time ? 2 k ? Breakfast , a gift ??? Another 500 ??? Or more , hell , you I wanna take away for a week , some fun in the sun xoxoxoxo , and your not a bargain your a dream xoxoxo