Just wondering why it always happens.
3 of my ATF plan on being in my town the same three days.  
There is not enough money or Viagra to visit them all.
Curse you Universe!

Go back and reflect on what you've done lately that pissed off the gods, replace your sildenafil pills with tadalafil, and take out a personal loan.

Get a handgun and make a withdrawal from the nearest convenience store, and clean out their supply of Viagra or whatever while you're at it.

...but I think thats illegal. lol.

Good thing you slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night!  lol

then your point about viagra is moot.  See?  Your situation is only half as bad as you thought it was?

Both activities are so looks like a case for arguing two wrongs make a right.

Where are you located and who are these ATF’s? If they’re coming to LA and I also find them to be hot, I’ll volunteer to bang at least one of them for you!

I feel your pain. Unfortunately it seems like a long dry spell always follows the rush of hotties !

I apologize for posting a serious A to this otherwise fun thread, but ...
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Economics? Is this a "slow season" in your city? If there are no major sports events or concerts, no graduation ceremonies, no major conventions, no visiting celebs or politicians ... maybe the local hotels are some kind of well advertised promotions. (Not local promos, but promos across the travel apps or broadcast / streamed in far away places. "I [heart] NY. Vacation specials!"  
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Maybe some airlines are having special discounts to your city?  
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Maybe there is one whale / major monger in your city who has arranged to bring them in for his own pleasure in a narrow window of time. If he doesn't mind if his "FMTY" payments are used to subsidize a few extra days for them to meet others that could account for the bunching up.