I offered  EmeraldVodka a bet...and he's not biting. A free session with me if he can avoid using the expletive (!!) or capitals for one whole month. This could be so much fun. I get my updated review, and he gets to hobby for free, and proove he isn't l.e.

I`ll take that #@$^&% bet.

If I promise to be blindly conservative and gramatically ignorant to the point where all would wish me to Expository Writing 101 hell, can I get the same bet? (lol)

Careful, sweetie. What if he is LE? If you do see him, offer him anal -- just for me, okay?

Hugs,
Ciara

My dear lady, surely you have better things to do

Netmichelle,
   Im blushing, and feeling all warm an fuzzy inside.  How could I prove to you that I am not l.e. if the session is free.  For me to prove to you I am not l.e. I would actually have to offer you and you to accept.  Thank you for the offer though.
   BTW, what state are you in??  How about this, if I am ever in the state you are in I will take you out to dinner and we can call it even.  I ticked you off for using so many capitals and expletives, so I will make it up to you with dinner.  That sound better  to me.  
   Besides, you couldn't handle me anyway dear

Why do I get the feeling you are using me just to tease other men?

Im sure you will have many appointment requests by tommorow after this string of posts  Im glad I could be of help.

heck, i'll take you up on that bet and even if i win i'll fly you to seattle and put you up in the sorrento.

{grin}

tet

spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam.

WELL, HOW THE HELL IS EVERYONE, DAMN COLD HERE IN DAMN BOSTON , DAMN WELL COULD USE SOME DAMN COMPANY BY A DAMN NICE LOOKING PROVIDER, DAMN IT ANYWAYS.........sorry, couldnt resist...i know , pretty lame..   :>)

fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me

Netmichelle,
  Flirting??  I don't even know how to flirt  Be carefull, the other guys on this board might start thinking that all they have to do is post in caps and flirt with you to get a free date  
  You didn't answer my question.  Did you just hate me posting in caps, or do you not like anyone posting in caps??  By the way I would have taken you up on the bet if it was more challenging.
Asking me to stop posting in caps is just boring, where is the challenge in that??

Of you reaching with your index finger for the cap lock and remembering your promise, your temptation for selecting (!!) and using it only once (!), your need to post with clear diction is profound...all these thoughts make me smile and feel all warm inside...ah, a man that has a firm grasp of the tool of language, has a tongue that can unlock my heart. One by one Em.V, but for now, you are the chosen one. Bet is on boy, too late to back out. Get well soon!

You remind me of the little engine that could

Netmichelle,
   Not meant to be an insult dear, Im just proud that you are trying so hard  Your persistance is praiseworthy.  You keep forgetting this is not a bet, but only a nice jesture on my part.
If it was a bet I would be winning something at the end and since I do not hobby a free session is irrelevant.  I get nothing in the end but since I am a gentleman I will continue to refrain from using caps and expletives out of respect  
  If you keep insisting this is a bet, my intelligence will be insulted which in trun will cause a storm caps and expletives to rain upon this board like cats and dogs  Its your choice

You peaked!

I can't breathe..I am rolling on the floor laughing so hard...lol...lol...

  I haven't been sexually harassed in over 3 months  I peaked???  That must be the marijuana talking  You are the one posting in all caps, I plan on living up to my end of the bargain.  If you wouldn't have posted in caps, I was going to offer you a free session with me  I am a provider for many needs, not just one

What your course of action should be. Don't let the jury sway you, lol...

Lets have a toast with the best vodka on earth

  Emeraldvodka, ofcourse  A toast to the beginning of a new friendship.  If I didn't know better I would think you were warming up to me.  
  First you hated me, wanted me off the board, said I need to get respect, and now you have come around to offering me a free session.  See the effect drinking Emeraldvodka can have on you

This could be different. Better start getting hydrated, I'm ready. Can we schedule it as a TER webcam chat event? I need to get my teeth whitened for my close up.

You are just way too fun to tease!

I am a big fan of gin martinis, never been a huge fan of vodka, but maybe you'll win me over.