: TER General Board Discussion : ...let me guess your weight

GoogleWasMyIdea 3213 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Go-to One Liners During Sex - I Could Use Some New Material

Off the top of my (larger) head, here are some of my favorites

Your pussy is so wet.
Your pussy feels so good.
Are you a good girl?
You're my little slut.
You're making my cock so hard.
Cum for me.
Spread your legs and tell me about your day
Wait... did you work at subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong!

Ideas and improvements welcome!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 338 reads

posted 9 years ago

2 / 21

Come sit on my lap....

and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

or....

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 216 reads

posted 9 years ago

3 / 21

No wonder . . . .

you pay for sex. When was the last time you picked up a girl in a club or bar? I agree that these are about as stale as they come. You DO need some new material.

JakeFromStateFarm 232 reads

posted 9 years ago

4 / 21

Or, come sit on my face. eom

END OF MESSAGE

2648667 31 Reviews 361 reads

posted 9 years ago

5 / 21

Re: Come sit on my lap....

LoL. Yup yup.

And ask her if I was dying of thirst,

EisleyValentine See my TER Reviews 268 reads

posted 9 years ago

6 / 21

If I had a hammer

I'm telling you guys, I am pretty sure I would have made one hell of a cocksmith! I'm entirely convinced of it..

And if given the chance in another life.. when I would decide to break some biddies off real proper like (paid or not)
I would undoubtedly say things like..
"You like when daddy's deep inside you?"
"Do you get this wet for all your dates?!"
"You feel so hot inside" "Look it's dripping it needs it"
"You're pussy is milking me it's so creamy and tight"
"Clench that pussy tight for me..that's right. Now tighter, make this hard dick cum!"
"I'm going to bring you right to the edge and pull back just so you can beg for my cock." "You like begging for this hard prick?!?"
"Make yourself cum for me like you do when you're all alone"

Or how about.. " Don't feel guilty giirrl, everybody deserves some level of job satisfaction." Hope this helps

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 291 reads

posted 9 years ago

7 / 21

Google sex one liners

Heck it was your idea.

darmody 22 Reviews 204 reads

posted 9 years ago

8 / 21

The subject isn't pick-up lines.

It's one-liners during sex.

The game never ends, admittedly, and you don't want to scare them away. But the environment is a little different after you've already got them in the room.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 212 reads

posted 9 years ago

9 / 21

...let me guess your weight

END OF MESSAGE

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 208 reads

posted 9 years ago

10 / 21

I know they're not . . . .

pick-up lines, but they still have to be lines that aren't lame. Women are women. They still like confident guys who have a little game, even when you're paying. Blurting out something corny just because you're already in the room doesn't help your image. Just sayin.

GoogleWasMyIdea 240 reads

posted 9 years ago

11 / 21

Pillow Talk, Not Pickup Lions

Dear Mr. Lion:

I think you know this, but like shit and Shinola, activity and productivity, building initial rapport and pillow talk are rather separate.

micktoz 43 Reviews 297 reads

posted 9 years ago

12 / 21

My absolute favorite is and will always be "Don't stop!".

Whether it's me saying it or her.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 242 reads

posted 9 years ago

13 / 21

If these lines are your pillow talk, . . .

It's even worse than I thought. My sympathies. I will try to be more understanding now that I know.

GaGambler 198 reads

posted 9 years ago

14 / 21

I've read a number of his posts and I 100% believe him

and if we create a new division of the SPOTY's for "lamest poster" I am certain he would be one of the instant frontrunners.

and yes, he deserves our sympathies. The guy is about as lame as they come.

I disagree about being more understanding however, some people come on here just begging to be ridiculed, who am I too refuse? lol

SketchySituation 233 reads

posted 9 years ago

15 / 21

Delivery is everything

The lines almost don't matter ..... it is all in the delivery. If you are confident and your delivery is great, it is over. But if you look like you don't know what you are doing or sound awkward, you probably look like a schmuck.