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all mah reeviews done git red by sum sumbitch wit an edjumakation for dey git summited

ah done did tole ya'll yer as dum as daisy mae. nobuddy done di blieve me.haha

i dont like when pepple say i cant spell. that makes me mad and makes want to shop for cloths and shoes. i have over 200 pares of shoes. i tried spel check and it gives me a bunch of red lines is it suposed to do that?

reviews are the lifeblood of this site , so reading reviews where guys can barely spell is rather annoying.

Come on boyz  I'm sure most of you have at least finished high school, use spell check or a dictionary!

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i tride to reed your post 3 times but almost fell to sleep.

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Eye four won due admit aye dew knot speel reel good and are knot much good tiper ether.

Butt however if peeple no what ya sayin' does it matter much?

Thank you
XLVI= 4

she stuk her tung in my stank whole   or  To my surprise she worked her tongue a little lower  

Either works for me

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Though, I do admit, at times my repertoire is peppered with profanities, I would like to think that my sense of humor is what shines through at the moment.

It might be construed that infact I am not a man of means, therefore a college education was something that I could not take advantage of at an early age.

If I had the chance now, I would very much like to enter a place of higher learning so that I may partake in the finer things that were not so easily afforded to me when I was younger.

By that I mean, I would attend courses for all of about 2 weeks and corrupt the underclassmen, the women especially. I think my considerable charm, animal instincts, and sexual prowess would do very well in such an environment.  

I am quite certain that upon completion, I would have acquired many young ladies and my fellow fraternity brothers would consider me a GOD because of my ability to indulge in alcoholic beverages and fornicate with young ladies at will.

How the fuck was that?

All of my reviews are very specific in details. I try to recall everything, from, if she has perfume, tattoos, services, and everything else. It is useful for other hobbyist to consider these options.

I had recently saw a very reputable provider, however, all of her seven current reviews did not mentioned anything specific that I wanted. I was anticipating my visit, and was disappointed. Her ad stated that she was 25 years old. None of her reviews stated that she is not 25. She is in her early 30's. I also detailed that her pussy had a different skin tone. She was Latina, and her body skin tone was white, however, her pussy and the area around her pussy had a darker skin tone, more like that of an African-American skin tone. I find that a bit odd, but erotic and fun. Still, no one mentioned those details. Another thing, they gave her an 8 and 9 in looks. They must have been lost in their lust while getting her good GFE services. Because, she is only a 7, and anything higher than that would be misleading. But, they did score the performances correct, which was between an 8 and a 9.

It is very important to be as detailed as possible. It is also very important to be grammatically correct. I avoid using text message abbreviations, and write it as though I was writing an essay. I hate it when reviewers don't include periods, commas, indent marks, paragraphs, spacing, and not mentioning specific details.

Why be deficient in a review, it does not benefit future hobbyist. Just my .02 cents.

their there reeds the same.

What frosts my gizzard  is bad math.
one hour      300    one hour    350
90 minutes    500    90 minutes  550
two hours     600    two hours   700

I no I no, she can charge whatever she wants, however bad math hurts my eyes.

and there, their, and they're, and to, too, and two. And would have, should have, could have, is not would of, should of, could of.

But I don't expect any changes. we all have our pet peeves that bother us, but it's a fuck board, not a grammar and spelling board.

I know people who just cannot spell. Some are members of my family, lol. They spell phonetically, and they always have.  Seems you either have it or you don't.  

I still stress the importance of proofreading:

Proofreading is still necessary.  Don't completely depend on your "spell checker!"  

OWED TO A SPELL CHECKER

I halve a spelling checker;

It came with my p.c.,

And it plainly marks four my review

Miss steaks I kin knot sea.

I strike a key and type a word

Then weight for it two say

Weather I yam wrong oar write—

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a miss steak is maid,

It nose before two long,

And I can put the error rite.

It’s rarely ever wrong.

I have run this poem threw it;

And I yam shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh,

My spell checker tolled me sew.



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good point , i do understand this is an international site , however when a guy has 30 reviews all from the same American city, pretty good chance english isnt his second language

Very nice said....


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The human mind only needs the first and last letter to be correct in the corresponding word. So as long as I'm spelling the first and last letter right I'am doing my job. Me writing in a college thesis form is not going to make you any more intelligent. Matter of fact you being able to read my mispelled words and understanding the point makes you intelligent.

Some people these days.... no you're not smart get over yourself that's why you're not ruling the world.

Don't bet on a guy, with 30 reviews from the same US city, having English as his first language. There are plenty of foreign nationals living in the US that hobby. There are also a lot of neighborhoods in the US that English is not the most commonly spoken language.

Plus English is much like a second language to me as my writing skills in it are so poor, but unfortunately it is my only language. I can't spell. Hell, the spell checker often can't even recognize what I am trying to spell, and it has a nasty habit of putting in the wrong word instead of the one I meant to type. Spelling is very difficult for me. I can't see words in my mind. I think almost 100% oral words at a rate that far exceeds my ability type.

I can't type for that matter. Just be glad anything I write make any sense at all. Trust me it don't, when I fist type it. I do proof read be thankful for that.

I doubt I am the only one is this boat of having poor spelling, grammar and typing skills.

If a poorly written review is below your reading standards, just don't read it. I know many of my reviews likely fall in that category. Trust me I understand. Thing is wining about it will not magically give me and those like me the ability to spell or write better. Thus it will not increase the quality of our reviews.

Now PMing me and those who struggle like me and politely making me aware of our errors may help. People pointing out my lack of lack of white space was making my posts hard to read has lead to my writing in smaller paragraphs and thus easier to read posts. Others pointing out my miss use of words like "there", "their", and "they're" has made me try harder to catch my errors. Though, I still struggle with such words and likely will as they all sound the same thus they difficult for me to catch. I am working on it.

My reviews despite my trying not have any will likely always have issues with spelling and grammer. For that I am sorry. Would you rather I and those like me not write reviews?

This photo is a peace offering for my poor writing skills. The photo is of Milana G from Met-Art.com. I am  also sorry this post is likely also littered with spelling and grammar errors. Maybe the photo will help make up for them as well.

P.S. you do seem to forget proper capitalization in your writing. Maybe you should fix your own errors first before publicly shaming others. Again just a suggestion, as my English is far from perfect.

Edited as the post was too poorly written. It still likely has errors in it though.


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That wasn't funny when the first numnutz tried it, what would posess you to try it again?

"Seen her posted today again", "providers that charges", "I had recently saw"

You avoid using text message abbreviations? Aren't you the guy who writes ur instead of you are, and c instead of see.

Many of your posts (when they are readable) are funny. I give you that. I assume you meant this post as a joke. If so, bravo.

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and you can have at it with your red pen.

on a smart phone or a tablet.  Especially when the digitizer on the touch screen is damaged, it kills the spelling. (Usually when that happens that means we need a new phone.)

I'm also not the best when it cums to proper capitalization simply due to laziness.

And Engrish is my second ranguage so I have an excuse.
Unfortunately I speak it 10x better than my 'native' asian language so I don't really have an excuse. lol