Hobbyists:  what is your all-time favorite looking babe?

If you could choose ONE (1) public figure to fuck before you die, who would it be?  Show a link.

My vote is Andie McDowell, here as Jane in the "Tarzan" flick - I'd Tarzan her any day:  http://www.erbzine.com/mag1/erban50b.jpg

Here is my girl!

Now you're gonna get spammed by all the Oprah lookalike providers.

I can't help myself. It's either her or my other girl. It's a character flaw.

I think you killed my sex drive for a week. LOL. J/K.

and that's my 1st requirement:  she's gotta have a nice ass.  No flatties, no cellulite.  Nice and round and apple shaped, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fisting.

Maybe Dakota Fanning.

What about Condi?

I was hoping we could kill two birds with one stone but this reports makes it look unlikely...

Lindsay Lohan (with her mouth shut), Kate Beckensail, the entire Panther cheerleading squad..., Mariah Carey, Keira Knightley, Katherine Zeta-Jones (sans hubby), Uma Thurman, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Shania Twain, Charlize Theron, ummm.....   there is so little time.... so many...... argh.... and these dudes here are going on about ophra...  okra.  ?  oh who cares so many quality ones out there....

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Good choice, Jockeypants. She's not only hot but a great actress!

Hugs,
Ciara

...I guess if I had to choose one it would be Leeann Tweeden in the 90s.

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...it would probably be...

In with her?  I'll do anything - even try to please the Mrs!   I know lots of jokes....  please please please please plase.... please...

This is some fantasy here.....

...only in my fantasies.

No, wait, in my fantasies I'm a mormon super-villain and she's wife Number 3.

and check the monitors... they mutter something about upping the meds...  whatever that means - but I'm MUCH better now....

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that mindless sex is great, but the other 99% of the time, men like women who have some depth, talent, whatever, even if it's mundane as being able to use a lug wrench while he's holding the tire.

OTOH it's always fun when some babe plays helpless and needs a jar opened.

I think a lot of it is emotional awareness, and despite Oprah's hype, many many women are just no good at this, eg, the secretarial pool Bizarro described as not knowing to let people focus on their work.

and can't move without yanking a needle, that's when the brand new nurses come in and hang their boobs right over your face....

Look at that photo of Lena!  She doesn't need a jar opened and she only has one working arm.
She can open my jar anytime...

I need a powerful woman.  I LOVE being told what to do.  No helpless gal for me.

I wasn't excluding you - I said "a lot" of men like women with "some depth".

I don't like helpless either, although when it comes to the flirting, I prefer the ones that like to be held down while they squeal.   Just tastes.

For me, nothing better than the girl who can hold her own in a courtroom, but begs to be forced in the bedroom.

about the meaning behind the photo. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. Sometimes it's just good to not analyze things to death. Just look at the shot and get hot, baby!

Hugs,
Ciara

Oh I agree with all your points Jack!  (Should've said that, obviously...)

But I'm so turned on by a Dominant woman (either that or I'm so damn submissive) that the jar opening comment (which understandably turns on some guys) is what I wanted to pose my reaction too...   If Cici or Lena handed me jar of...say...Astroglide and said "open this" as a demand, I'd get a boner.  If Cici or Lena handed me a jar and said "oooo you big strong man, I need you to open these pickles..."  Not as exciting for me.  But I DO understand the Femme Fatale-let-me-open-the-door-for-you fantasy.  Brings out the burly animal kind of mindset.  

It suddenly dawned on me that I don't have a chance with your wife...do I?

sticks in my mind because of a hilarious conversation between friends years ago - some very bright woman was speculating about wanting to be a man for one day, and an equally bright male friend asked, "why? so you could open a jar?"  Cracked me up, and still does.

I like fierce women, but my personal thing is that  I finish off on top.   I like the interaction, where it's hard to define the limits of struggle and flirt, but at the same time you're working together.  

But as soon as I agree to a handicap, then we're not talking about fierce anymore, we're talking about affirmative action.  If she wants a handicap, then we have to trade.  Like maybe, she ties her drawers around her ankles.....

...she's been mumbling something about being a widow lately.

keeping you in the Lawn Mower Shed...sort of like a pet.
But I'm very smitten with her...so what she says will have to happen.