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Hobbyists:  what is your all-time favorite looking babe?

If you could choose ONE (1) public figure to fuck before you die, who would it be?  Show a link.

My vote is Andie McDowell, here as Jane in the "Tarzan" flick - I'd Tarzan her any day:  http://www.erbzine.com/mag1/erban50b.jpg

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Keen Observer2982 reads

Here is my girl!

Related Link: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001856/

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jack-in-the-crack1816 reads

Now you're gonna get spammed by all the Oprah lookalike providers.

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Keen Observer3055 reads

I can't help myself. It's either her or my other girl. It's a character flaw.

Related Link: http://www.rice2008.com/

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avalon_rose2470 reads

I think you killed my sex drive for a week. LOL. J/K. ;)

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Jockeypants1736 reads

Related Link: from Romeo Is Bleeding

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jack-in-the-crack2709 reads

and that's my 1st requirement:  she's gotta have a nice ass.  No flatties, no cellulite.  Nice and round and apple shaped, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Jockeypants2790 reads

fisting.

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Jockeypants2977 reads

Maybe Dakota Fanning.

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Keen Observer2835 reads

What about Condi?

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Keen Observer2364 reads

I was hoping we could kill two birds with one stone but this reports makes it look unlikely...

Related Link: http://www.facade.com/biorhythm/relationship/?Celeb=Osama_bin_Laden&Celeb2=Oprah_Winfrey

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CiaraPhx3493 reads

Good choice, Jockeypants. She's not only hot but a great actress!

Hugs,
Ciara

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jack-in-the-crack3520 reads

that mindless sex is great, but the other 99% of the time, men like women who have some depth, talent, whatever, even if it's mundane as being able to use a lug wrench while he's holding the tire.

OTOH it's always fun when some babe plays helpless and needs a jar opened.

I think a lot of it is emotional awareness, and despite Oprah's hype, many many women are just no good at this, eg, the secretarial pool Bizarro described as not knowing to let people focus on their work.

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Jockeypants2543 reads

Look at that photo of Lena!  She doesn't need a jar opened and she only has one working arm.
She can open my jar anytime...

I need a powerful woman.  I LOVE being told what to do.  No helpless gal for me.

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jack-in-the-crack3277 reads

I wasn't excluding you - I said "a lot" of men like women with "some depth".

I don't like helpless either, although when it comes to the flirting, I prefer the ones that like to be held down while they squeal.   Just tastes.

For me, nothing better than the girl who can hold her own in a courtroom, but begs to be forced in the bedroom.

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Jockeypants2142 reads

Oh I agree with all your points Jack!  (Should've said that, obviously...)

But I'm so turned on by a Dominant woman (either that or I'm so damn submissive) that the jar opening comment (which understandably turns on some guys) is what I wanted to pose my reaction too...   If Cici or Lena handed me jar of...say...Astroglide and said "open this" as a demand, I'd get a boner.  If Cici or Lena handed me a jar and said "oooo you big strong man, I need you to open these pickles..."  Not as exciting for me.  But I DO understand the Femme Fatale-let-me-open-the-door-for-you fantasy.  Brings out the burly animal kind of mindset.  

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jack-in-the-crack3807 reads

sticks in my mind because of a hilarious conversation between friends years ago - some very bright woman was speculating about wanting to be a man for one day, and an equally bright male friend asked, "why? so you could open a jar?"  Cracked me up, and still does.

I like fierce women, but my personal thing is that  I finish off on top.   I like the interaction, where it's hard to define the limits of struggle and flirt, but at the same time you're working together.  

But as soon as I agree to a handicap, then we're not talking about fierce anymore, we're talking about affirmative action.  If she wants a handicap, then we have to trade.  Like maybe, she ties her drawers around her ankles.....

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CiaraPhx2084 reads

about the meaning behind the photo. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. Sometimes it's just good to not analyze things to death. Just look at the shot and get hot, baby!

Hugs,
Ciara

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Bizzaro Superdude2592 reads

Lindsay Lohan (with her mouth shut), Kate Beckensail, the entire Panther cheerleading squad..., Mariah Carey, Keira Knightley, Katherine Zeta-Jones (sans hubby), Uma Thurman, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Shania Twain, Charlize Theron, ummm.....   there is so little time.... so many...... argh.... and these dudes here are going on about ophra...  okra.  ?  oh who cares so many quality ones out there....

-- Modified on 11/16/2005 9:55:22 PM

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Lex Luethor2634 reads

...I guess if I had to choose one it would be Leeann Tweeden in the 90s.

-- Modified on 11/17/2005 6:08:55 AM

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Lex Luethor1971 reads

...it would probably be...

Related Link: Miriam

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Bizzaro Superdude2168 reads

In with her?  I'll do anything - even try to please the Mrs!   I know lots of jokes....  please please please please plase.... please...

This is some fantasy here.....

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Lex Luethor2875 reads

...only in my fantasies.

No, wait, in my fantasies I'm a mormon super-villain and she's wife Number 3.

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Bizzaro Superdude3960 reads

and check the monitors... they mutter something about upping the meds...  whatever that means - but I'm MUCH better now....

-- Modified on 11/17/2005 8:07:13 AM

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jack-in-the-crack2475 reads

and can't move without yanking a needle, that's when the brand new nurses come in and hang their boobs right over your face....

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Jockeypants2401 reads

It suddenly dawned on me that I don't have a chance with your wife...do I?

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Lex Luethor2933 reads

...she's been mumbling something about being a widow lately.

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Jockeypants2702 reads

keeping you in the Lawn Mower Shed...sort of like a pet.
But I'm very smitten with her...so what she says will have to happen.

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