aughing your ass off ?

I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.

I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.

How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ??

Didn't I tell you to stay away from trannies?

... somehow that just ruins the whole mood thing.

I hear ya brother - so true!

Where do I sign up.

Don't know about maintaining, but one time I was going down on a lady, and the tv in the back ground was playing the "Kelly kelly kelly" episode of Cheers and I couldn't help but start laughing while listening to it.  According to the lady (who didnt realize I was laughing) I was the best ever.

I wouldn't laugh in the first place. I would try my hardest not to laugh because I appreciate the effort.

That just means she's inexperienced and maybe even incompetent but in my book I appreciate the effort which is much better than so many lame, half-hearted, listless, mechanical, barely there... BJs I have received over years.

If that was me I would have also tried to "correct" her by slowing her down and gently nudge her to do the correct moves

I wonder if while trying soooooo hard to impress guys, anyone realizes how fkin stupid it comes across. I am not an actress... porn is hilarious for the most part, so why would I want to have you laughing once your pants are off? Ok, so I crack some jokes and sing into the Microphone, but that's just me.  

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