Did it ever occur to you bald, fat, old, ugly dudes why your wives won't fuck you anymore? Maybe because you look like shit? And that's why you have to pay for it. Lose the weight, get some plastic surgery and get out there in the civvy market.  Bet you can't.

Fat ugly guys should just keel over and die. They do anyway.

I thought moderators were the only ones who could "see behind the curtain", not promulgators of psychobabble.

How did you get a picture of me?????????? LMAO

You Jack_Schitts sister by chance? lol

.....your ass starts to fall of a cliff. Your gut follows gravity southwards. You'll regret your words, mark my words.

Her estrogen levels have slipped to a point where her mustache may give that appearance, but she's still female.

And bald hairy guys what the fuck, go get hair transplants.

you have not been 115 pounds since your teen years.

CSB  "I will NOT fuck old, fat, bald, hairy guys in my spare time!"

 Growing old would be nice, Fat sounds better than withering away in old age. I have been beaten to the lady's heart more than twice by the bald guy.
I'm just hoping I don't meet CSB before that old, fat, bald me,hopefully enjoys his senior years.
She isn't what she thinks she is.

   

CSB is a provider troll ( that is, if she's not really a hobbyist that looks like Ernest Borgnine ) who wants to stir things up & piss off hobbyists . And ever so predictably, the hobbyists voice their outrage. I'd say best to ignore someone like CSB, but,have said this before & my plea will fall on deaf ears.

Sometimes hobbyists in here behave like Pavlov's dogs ( pictured below ) :

Wow someone sure is bitter.

Go get a real job if you don't like this one. Stop making the rest of us look bad.

It's OK as it's near Christmas and I am feeling festive. Although I am nothing like what you have described and in fact, sometimes I feel that I ought to be the one getting paid (don't give a fuck if you believe it or not) I just wanted to send you some Cyber hugs and wish you a Merry Christmas

Come on.....tell all of us old, fat, bald, hairy guys who you really are. That way we can look forward to a true GFE experience. That's real!!!!

From the tone of this post  I doubt if any review written about this experience will have ""Treat her right guys and you'll......."

another hateful idiot surfaces for air. Fat is not ugly. Bald is sexy. Old is not ugly. What a boring world it would be if all of us fit your pathetic idea of a human being. Moving on...where's my grande white mocha skim no whip decaf? I know I put it down somewhere.

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Right on!

You'd likely be the first to complain if a guy reviewed you and noted that cellulite on your inner thigh or some stretch marks from pregnancy or a complaint that your collagen injection made your lips look strange.

But here is a solution for you. Refuse to see clients over 30.

Of course, you'll have to drop your rate because, you see, guys under 30 are the exception rather than the rule as hobbyists; and enticing them to pay when they could get it for free will require you to drop your rates WAY down.

So if you don't wanna do that, I guess you are stuck fucking old, fat, bald and hairy guys!

Incidentally, I have no plans to get plastic surgery. About 50% of my sex supply is a hot civie lady with a PhD and legs that don't stop. You're right that she won't fuck her husband. But that's because he's an asshole, not because he's ugly.

But just think, he's a handsome guy and you get the privilege of fucking him -- because that's where he gets 100% of his sex. Providers. And I guess its okay if you are fucking an asshole as long as he's handsome.

Funny, I'm kinda the opposite. The more I like a girl on the inside, the prettier she looks to me on the outside.

So you're OK taking those donations from us fat, bald and hairy guys during business hours...you just won't associate with us after the bell rings.  That's OK..I am sure I wouldn't want to spend one minute outside with you either if indeed you find your business clients totally repulsive.  The interesting part of that analysis is (and other ladies have already spoken on this matter) that with your hatred and disposition to your clientele will, in all likelihood, be your demise in the business.

I suppose you'll have to find one of those old, fat, bald and hairy guys to take care of you once you have no business to sustain your other habits since that guy is how you can prosper at this point in your life.  And just think, you get to show him off to all of your friends and family.  Or wait, perhaps he might be a really decent guy...but to get him to find that good part of you will be a difficult task at best.

Please make sure that if by some bizarre chance I should ask for a meeting with you, please make sure to let me know that this was you on the boards so I can move on to the lady that appreciates my envelope and perhaps even my time.  Good luck to you in life...I know you are going to need it.

Although I'm not bald, fat, old or ugly, (in fact, just the opposite), I feel that you should take a break from the provider business.  

But I do have a suggestion,  how about putting an ad "I prefer guys with nice hair, physically fit, easy on the eyes and not above 40 yrs old.'   Let's experiment on that ... and maybe you can charge 30% - 50% discount.  That way your job may be more enjoyable and you are seeing some great physique.  And may if you can also add "if you are fat, old, blah blah blah .."  add a 50% tip

Though I'm not any of those things, some of my buddies here consider themselves to be one or more of these things. None of them are ugly. As a matter of fact, they're a hell of a lot better looking than me cuz I can have a fucked-up, shitty-ass attitude much like yourself.

The difference between you and I is, I wouldn't get on here and slam the hell out of the ladies like you did the gents. Under an alias, no less.

I hope they flip your ass so I don't make the mistake of trying to book time with you. Just for the fact I don't want to hear what comes out of your shit-smelling face!

That, and you're probably a lousy fuck anyway....! lmao!!!

Probably because I'm only moderately old, no longer fat, have hair on my head, and just a bit on the body.  I'm also pretty sure that I've seen a picture of CSB, and if she's who I think she is, we could scare the neighbors with the squealing coming through the walls.  Just a couple mammals grunting together.  I'd even trim down my tail.

But my wife will fuck me, and unlike some I know how to be nice.

I might not be able to lose weight and I will not get plastic surgery, but I can be gracious and kind to others. Can you? I bet you can't. I do hope for your sake you do learn to as in time your looks will fail and you will be lonely if you don't learn to be kind.

I may be old but I'm not fat.  I ain't no George Clooney but I'm not ugly either.  I'm also nice to the gals I date, and always clean and friendly.  Too bad you've met so many others that you've curdled inside and judge everyone by your own bad experiences.  You need to rise above it.  Because, if you're lucky, you'll live long enough to get fat, saggy and wrinkled.  Then you'll learn the sad truth that, while men may age badly, women generally age even worse.  Men, if they're lucky and take decent care of themselves, get craggily handsome like Clint Eastwood or Robert Redford.  Women, sad to say, more often get haggy.  It would be poetic justice if that happened to you.  But maybe you'll get lucky and just poison yourself on your own nastiness.  I do hope you get over it before that happens.  There are far too many nasty people in this world already.

Call someone else!

right?

Your attitude is fine it is the way you express yourself that confuses dimmer people.

I fucked your Mom last night and she LOVED it. In fact, she promised me 5 free rounds with her, (worth $100).

Turn a brother on!

Check the mens room at any truck stop in the USA.

My_Juliet," I have a long time fantasy of rubbing my pussy over those shiny bald heads until I squirm out an O"

 I hope I live long enough to go bald as a bowling ball.
I would love to help you with your fantasy.      Would a shaved head suffice?

I had a client over a year ago that could possibly fit into the "old, fat, bald & hairy" thing, (well he wasn't that hairy), and he looked like the totally last guy who would knock my socks off in bed.
Seriously, he looked like some bean counter that worked in a basement somewhere, but wow did he know what to do with a woman in bed...I never judge books by their covers anymore!

Right, scoed.  You are usually a voice of humanity on this board.  Sorry if, by replying to your post, anyone thought otherwise.

If you want to see a really fuckable mom, watch HBO's "Boardwalk Empire" and get a load of Jimmy Dermody's mother as played by the extremely hot Gretchen Moll.  If that's not a MILF I don't know what is!

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and my wife still doesnt fuck me enough.  And she definatly isnt a cocksucking bitch.   At least you know what you are and thats what we pay for.  You cant buy love, you cant buy a friend but you can buy a cocksuckingbitch.

I have a long time fantasy of rubbing my pussy over those shiny bald heads until I squirm out an O.....any volunteers for fantasy fulfillment?

Why would a mod let such a pointless, disingenuous, trouble-making OP like this through?

Then, why would the mod make a personal criticism of one the reply posts?

I guess if you look at the two together, you can draw your own conclusion.

This board ain't what it used to be, IMH-and worthless in the eyes of some mods-O

...ok... let loose the flames!


HalfHour

This is going to sound weird but don't care.... my grandmother is 68 and hers are pretty perky for her age..... just sayin'.

I'll make a deal with you Darling.
If I ever get out to San Fran....I'll shave my head if you'll grow a landing strip.............
Some of us guys like feeling hair on our upper lip.
Also...you have a PM..........it's about your sexy website.

I lost my hair in my early 30's, so I was bald for a lot of years.  I had a GF that loved to try new things, and one night she came over and said she wanted to rub her pussy on my bald head.

Who am I to deny a girl her fantasy?  I said go for it.  I started with oral on her and then she kind of lifted up and started rubbing on my head.

I should warn you, however, that she only did it once, so maybe the fantasy was better than the reality.  I personally don't think there was enough friction for there to be much of a sensation.  And I'm also sorry to report it didn't cure baldness.

Is it an annoyingly common occurrence that they try to get it for free on your days off lol what's going on?

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Why because she might've hurt a few feelings?