I heard for example, that in Vietnam, it's illegal for a foreigner to spend the night with a local of the opposite sex. From what I understand, the sex isn't illegal. But spending the night is. LOL

Do you know any funny sex laws?

xoxo
Kay

however, if they decided that one or the other should get paid for that, it becomes illegal.

Hey wait, that's not funny.

8o(

No offense to the Muslim community but if a wife gives a man or her husband a BJ then she will be locked up in jail or stoned to death.

And according to the Koran, if you kill an american you will be rewarded  many female virgins in your after life.

1) It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

2) But then it is also illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

3) A bed may not be hung out of a window.It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

4) Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

So if you are a boy sitting in a bed hanging out of window of a bar where two drunk men have sex while Lady is eating chocolates you are shit out of luck!

For example,

In MN, it is illegal to have sex with a live fish.

In Alexandria, MN, it is illegal for a man to make love to his wife with the smell of sardines, garlic or onion on his breath.  If his wife requests, the law mandates that he brush his teeth.  

In MN, it is illegal to sleep naked.

In Minnetonka, MN, you are guilty of a misdemeanor if you persuade another person to enter a licensed message therapist business after 11 pm.

In Rochester, MN, all bathing suits must be inspected by the head of the police dept.

In every state, it's illegal to have sex with a corpse.

In MN, oral sex and the use of toys used to be prohibited but those laws were repealed...thank goodness!!!

it is ilegal in fl to give oral sex
it is ilegalin fl  to get married while jumping of a plane on tuesdays
dont belive me ??
go to stupid laws.com

OK Bizzaro...the law itself is not so funny but the fact that they need the law is funny, wierd and Bizarro!!  

Looking at your first two weird laws ...

... I guy should be very careful if, while having sex with a live fish, he goes down on said fish.  Especially if he were to then return home to his wife and start to get amorous.

Note to self:
Keep this in mind before my next fishing trip to the land of 10,000 lakes.

Lots of other humor on the site as well.

Yep and if you are fishing in Virginia, MN (up north), leave your elephant home because it is illegal to park your elephant on Main Street.  I suppose you could always park it on 1st or 2nd street though!!

And, if you should find a duck on your fishing trip....DO not cross into Wisc with the duck atop your head!!!  You will surely be arrested!

LOL

Awesome!

Thank you!!

xoxo
Kay

...sad...

Dear BelindaBell,

You are great! These are really good ones, I'm sooo glad I never lived in MN! Except the brushing of the teeth sounds okay to me. LMAO



xoxo
Kay

MN and FL - two funny states!

Thanks, Ticofl!!

xoxo
Kay

Hungry,

These were just a few from your link that I thought were soo funny!!! Where did they come up with this stuff??:

*In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

*It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

*In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

Thanks for your input!!

xoxo
Kay

I agree with Mr. Fisher. There is no such saying in the Koran. Just another way an extremist uses religion for their own purpose.

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