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belvederebob 2448 reads
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What would you do if......

Lets say you just had a wild time with a Provider and after the fun she decided to make you some pasta and sauce would you read more into it than she was just hungry and being polite ? On the other hand what would she think if you whipped out some cutlets you brought to have her try out your cooking ? Obviously just a hypothetical question since noone does this kinda stuff maybe some vodka and smoke but cooking ?? Really ??!!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 484 reads
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What, no meatballs?....

I'd say she is giving you a message that you're not worth the meatballs.

In any case, I'd eat it and thank her.

I am the one that usually does the cooking, but on occasion I've been treated to some pretty nice meals including one virtual banquet of steamed chicken in garlic and other spices made up by a K gal whom I really clicked with.

I've also gotten some pretty decent meals of roast beef, some vegetable/chicken casserole, and more breakfasts than I can remember.

danicany See my TER Reviews 542 reads
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bobisdrunkagain

You just walk around with cutlets in your pocket?  Bob?

Cosette 461 reads
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You know, they say alcoholism is rampant in escorting, but I believe it's on the other side! EOM


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Foodyguy 29 Reviews 516 reads
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5 / 35
Is that a cutlet in your pocket or are you just glad to see her?....e



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Dr Who revived 386 reads
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6 / 35
Maybe it was mutton?

And that didn't work out too well either.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 507 reads
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7 / 35
In his defense

Many provider web sites don’t specifically say, “Cash only. No veal.”

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 557 reads
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8 / 35
I like to bring smoked salmon to my dates.

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 599 reads
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9 / 35
I usually carry a couple pork chops in my back pocket. E


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 385 reads
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10 / 35
When I wear my cargo pants, sometimes I bring a whole chicken. E


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Foodyguy 29 Reviews 408 reads
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11 / 35
Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken...E


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Look2Me 15 Reviews 474 reads
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12 / 35
My mother..

had to tie a steak around my neck to get the dogs to play with me when I was a kid. Sorta became a habit, now I dress in meat like Lady GaGa.

Related Link: Meat Couture

danicany See my TER Reviews 417 reads
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Re: I usually carry a couple pork chops in my back pocket. E

I hear bob likes to hunt his game with a bow & then cook it for his hookers..soooo HOT!! He also has a 6 pack and a hairy chest ....a real mans man....and on that note .attn .ladies bob is now accepting bookings for a limited time I am moonlighting as his assistant inquire within ;)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 373 reads
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14 / 35
If she really liked it....

She'd serve two meatballs and a sausage, artfully arranged.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 572 reads
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15 / 35
Oh good lord dude...

I cook for 9 out of 10 clients because I like COOKING, not them lol. It's part of the London experience to get a 4 course meal. No, you should not read shit into it. Pasta and sauce that was made that quick is not exactly 5 star cuisine that takes HOURS to prepare. She tossed together some noodles and Ragu and you think it's a sign? Damn. LMAO! I know...it's only hypothetical. :)  

 


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0603450onThe 466 reads
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16 / 35
LOL...I didn't know

a 4 course meal was part of the 'London Experience'. Hell, I hate cooking...I'll be booking soon then LOL. You'll love me, no full service needed when I book, just a great meal and some hilarious convo w a glass of wine will do me fine. haha.  Oh with a great view of course, that couldn't hurt.

Of the beach I mean......of 'course' ;)
Posted By: London Rayne
I cook for 9 out of 10 clients because I like COOKING, not them lol. It's part of the London experience to get a 4 course meal. No, you should not read shit into it. Pasta and sauce that was made that quick is not exactly 5 star cuisine that takes HOURS to prepare. She tossed together some noodles and Ragu and you think it's a sign? Damn. LMAO! I know...it's only hypothetical. :)

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 548 reads
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17 / 35
Re: Oh good lord dude...

Do you believe the lack of balls in the sauce related to their earlier session?

belvederebob 540 reads
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18 / 35
Actually .....

In regards to London.....I watched in amazement as she chopped onions and garlic picked fresh herbs sauteed organin tomatoes and put together a very nice quick "gravy" obviously not an all day sauce but I believe no sauce should be rushed therefore a simple quick gravy works at times...I'll pass on the 4 course cuisine tho thank you I'm more of a drinks and talk kinda guy...as for Danica ...actually I dragged the entire carcass in the garage for her and butchered it right there in just my boxers 6 pack and hairy chest ;-) ...for the rest lack of sausage and BALLS has never been a problem.....those appts are filling up fast by the way Danica, Thanks Tho

belvederebob 753 reads
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19 / 35
could this be Bob


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Dr Who revived 579 reads
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20 / 35
Nope...not even close LOL

And I doubt that Ray Harley is all too thrilled that you are posting his pics on TER as your own.

But I'll bet this fella is much closer to what Bob looks like...especially the one in Belvedere

ResidentSmartAss 428 reads
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21 / 35
I can't believe no one has mentioned...

A Tubesteak, Salami, beef/meat injection.

And I always finish off with a Hot Dickens Cider

harborview 10 Reviews 461 reads
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22 / 35
I have had a favorite lady cook for me...

Because it's a long drive & I am the only one she sees on that day (typically), this had morphed into my shopping before our meeting.  A meat salad suits me & we have tried out various options including a rotisserie chicken & salad fixings.  She always keeps the excess & typically that is much more than we consume...  as intended.  
Our last meeting turned out to be a blow up (not a BJ) so not sure about the future.    

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danicany See my TER Reviews 568 reads
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Re: Nope...not even close LOL

That is actually how I envisioned you mr cpa since you never apoligized for being a jerk off  :) are you going to play nice with me or what?

Posted By: ChgoCPA
And I doubt that Ray Harley is all too thrilled that you are posting his pics on TER as your own.  
   
 But I'll bet this fella is much closer to what Bob looks like...especially the one in Belvedere.  
   
 

Cowboy011 24 Reviews 495 reads
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24 / 35
Re: LOL...I didn't know

Posted By: TaylorSteele
a 4 course meal was part of the 'London Experience'. Hell, I hate cooking...I'll be booking soon then LOL. You'll love me, no full service needed when I book, just a great meal and some hilarious convo w a glass of wine will do me fine. haha.  Oh with a great view of course, that couldn't hurt.  
   
 Of the beach I mean......of 'course' ;)  
   
Posted By: London Rayne
I cook for 9 out of 10 clients because I like COOKING, not them lol. It's part of the London experience to get a 4 course meal. No, you should not read shit into it. Pasta and sauce that was made that quick is not exactly 5 star cuisine that takes HOURS to prepare. She tossed together some noodles and Ragu and you think it's a sign? Damn. LMAO! I know...it's only hypothetical. :)  
Tayler, don't turn down the full service so easy. London is really good at full service for women. At least that's what our mutual friend in New Orleans told me the other day

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 544 reads
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Well, lookie who joined the party lol! Merry Christmas buddy! E.


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belvederebob 392 reads
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Re: Nope...not even close LOL

Hey big guy I think Danica has ya pegged annnnddddddd.......you better play nice with her ..... I hear when she unleashes the claws they leave MARKS !!!!! lmao

Cowboy011 24 Reviews 380 reads
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Re: Well, lookie who joined the party lol! Merry Christmas buddy! E.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you as well. Jessa said to say "hi" if I spoke to you. I mentioned to her, that I thought you were going to be in town next week.  

Best wishes

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 433 reads
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Ha ha...will do. Lost my phone again. E.


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Dr Who revived 517 reads
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29 / 35
I didn't realize that we were still playing LOL

And why in the world would I apologize for being a jerk off?

Some will think that of CPA...while others know the reality.

Ask around and maybe you can get educated.

Or not  LOL
Posted By: danicany
That is actually how I envisioned you mr cpa since you never apoligized for being a jerk off  :) are you going to play nice with me or what?  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
And I doubt that Ray Harley is all too thrilled that you are posting his pics on TER as your own.  
     
  But I'll bet this fella is much closer to what Bob looks like...especially the one in Belvedere.  
     
 

Dr Who revived 604 reads
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So you don't want to address the pic theft?

Yep...aren't you the same dude who was extolling the benefits of BBFS?

Yep....you are.

And how in the fuck would you have any fucking idea in the world how a "high class" hooker like danica plays.  She isn't on your radar...as she doesn't advertise on BP.  That's where you find all your hookers...isn't it?

I also see that you've beaten your last issue...now how to get those STD's taken care of.  Hmmm  LOL
Posted By: belvederebob
Hey big guy I think Danica has ya pegged annnnddddddd.......you better play nice with her ..... I hear when she unleashes the claws they leave MARKS !!!!! lmao

WondersOfTheWrld 470 reads
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Sexy body, but tan lines? hideous. Hope you're a good cook to make up for the distraction. eom


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WondersOfTheWrld 547 reads
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yep, had clients cook during outcall and bring Hors d'oeuvre to incall (I don't cook). eom


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ResidentSmartAss 411 reads
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Kind of ironic isn't it?

For a civie...you cook dinner for her and if she ends up fucking you...you know she is in to you (or was at least willing to give you a go).

But, for a pro, you fuck her and If she cooks for you you start wondering if she's into you....

 
Ah the backwards logic of this hobby....

tg_baby 449 reads
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Have had clients cook for me a few times.

It was at the beginning of the date. I thought it was a very nice way to break the ice and set a positive tone for the evening.

It was always in his home....nobody ever brought food to my place.

I'd never offer to cook for anybody...however, I do like to provide refreshments if I get the hotel.

oryx32 611 reads
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What would you do if

Posted By: belvederebob
Lets say you just had a wild time with a Provider and after the fun she decided to make you some pasta and sauce would you read more into it than she was just hungry and being polite ? On the other hand what would she think if you whipped out some cutlets you brought to have her try out your cooking ? Obviously just a hypothetical question since noone does this kinda stuff maybe some vodka and smoke but cooking ?? Really ??!!  
I used to meet with a provider who would frequently bring a small roasted deli game hen if we were meeting around lunch time at my place. I'd provide beverages and some fruit or munchies. She has retired.
 Now with my ATF I have grilled a couple of filet Mignon  steaks and she loved it. I often provide a snack tray of cheese and fruit, and wine. She loves it. We also will go for an OTC dinner after a late evening meeting.

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