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y2j 8 Reviews 4239 reads
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1 / 52

Anneke Van Buren is on my bucket list.  
Sexy Vanessa is my favorite.  Hard to believe she is 67 but like wine gets better with age.  

inicky46 61 Reviews 135 reads
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2 / 52

A very nice, bright lady and a lot of fun at a gathering. I can't say how she is in a session. I'd say the age you cite is accurate.
I recall her date was a fun guy who said he was a former Green Beret, who wore a kilt. He said he went "regimental," meaning "commando," but I never confirmed that.

holystonethedeck 105 Reviews 138 reads
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3 / 52

That I've seen was 60 - that I know of. I've seen a few women who may have actually been a bit older but there was no way I could confirm their ages.

I have no set limits - if they look good and provide a good service I don't really care how old they are.

John_Laroche 161 reads
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4 / 52

How old would I go? I know a few civie women who have touched 40 and are still very doable, but not sure that I'd indulge in P4P outside "30s."
That said, there was a time that I didn't shop above 20s, so ask me again in10 years.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 98 reads
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5 / 52

I have no problem seeing ladies who'c chronological age makes them seniors, as long as they can pass for younger.  I've seen many in their 50's who's reviewers unanimously stated  were mid-30's.  For me, its a case-by-case basis.  

SteadyAlways 137 reads
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6 / 52

65 probably 70.  Has kept her looks decently and a many years and continuing work out body.  We have fucked now and then for about 30 years. She was an older friend of my wife.

-- Modified on 5/28/2021 12:22:50 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 113 reads
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7 / 52

..thinking that she was 45.  Great fuckin' genes if you ask me.. She was a good fuck, but overall a bit loopy. We latter on became friends on FB.  Good person, but not dipping into that again.  

 
Like they say ignorance is bliss.

sdottaylor 19 Reviews 143 reads
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8 / 52

I’m assuming 40 something is the oldest I’ve been with. That’s the oldest I’ve been with, advertised.  

 
One woman I saw years ago was supposedly in her late 30s. Maybe mid 40s. Definitely not late 30s.  

Knowingly, I think mid 50s is my max. Unknowingly, if you look good and can’t tell, I don’t care. I’m 35 and I can still pull off 20-something.

Black--Panther 279 reads
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9 / 52

I think you meant SG, not SB. So you fucked Christie Brinkley?

DT_lover 188 Reviews 209 reads
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10 / 52

I did a Russian girl with a Boston agency about 10 years ago, age not revealed.  I'm almost certain she did Nikita Khrushchev at point.  Don't recall her name now but I did review.

iHeartMouthHugs 136 reads
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11 / 52

I’m in my early 40’s, and prefer them my age or younger.  I’ll purposely indulge on a chick in her 50’s when I am too.  I’ve been with a provider who advertised 47 when she was 52.  Not the biggest age lie, but she looked more her real age as she started shedding clothes and when she moved around.  Moment of weakness and she was far from a prime example of what a mature woman who cares for her health can look like.  I have no problem with older women and have seen many who were total smoke shows, and not talking celebs, but I’m not P4Ping for it as long as there are options.

gnubie 2 Reviews 128 reads
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12 / 52

I had massage sessions with a couple of Grannies. One of them actually does a pretty good therapeutic massage, and I go back for more. It's kind of a nice relationship. I pay a little more than Massage Envy and I'm much more comfortable without the strict draping.

The other one tried to give me a HE, but I couldn't produce. She was cool with it. I actually thought she was pretty cute, but seemed like maybe she had loose dentures.

I figure I need to learn to enjoy the Grannies. Right?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 137 reads
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13 / 52

fuck her again next year when she is eligible for Medicare?  Lol

barebear3 38 Reviews 173 reads
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14 / 52
SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 116 reads
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16 / 52
1736687 15 Reviews 134 reads
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17 / 52

She advertises.. 40.. has to be over 50... I met her & was really shocked at how old she looked.  I noticed a lot of wrinkles around her mouth.. she works out a ton and her body is in great shape.  It was nice to see someone close to my age.

mr5mike 7 Reviews 132 reads
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18 / 52

The oldest provider I have been with was an acknowledged 55.  She was great but never had the chance to see her again.  That said, the oldest person I would have done was 72.  We were on a very long cruise when I was 56 and we met a Brit who was traveling with another female friend.  She was sexy (easily looked 20 years younger), witty, and so much fun to be around.  We became good friends over 40 days and if I could have found a way to get her alone I would have done her without hesitation.  Instead I settled for great meals together, lots of flirtation and fond memories of what might have been.  

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 115 reads
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19 / 52

Numerical age isn't determinative, but the wall can hit at any age. Basically if their face doesn't look like a prune their body is usually good to go.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 124 reads
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20 / 52

and because she eats well and exercises (plus has a very good plastic surgeon), she could pass for a very attractive 50+ cougar.   She is also as orgasmic as all get-out.

 
There was (or may still is?) a gal out in the SF area who was in her 70s about 15 years ago, so I would suspect she has aged out, but she was a no holds barred banshee  BDSM gal whose persona was off the wall.   Maybe someone here can remember her name.  My mind's ability to remember names (never that good to start with) has crumbled.   In any case, I never got to have a session with her, but I did bump into her in SF at an annual BDSM street fair they have in SF, and she looked just as toothsome as I'd like.   She would always be on my bucket list.

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 134 reads
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21 / 52

Saw a lady and her TER ID was in the low 30s so she's been at this a looooong time. Brought an arsenal of toys.

DeClemente 48 Reviews 194 reads
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22 / 52

In Las Vegas a few years ago, it was the 1st and only time I've ever done P4P in that city. I went to an Asian Massage Parlor and requested the oldest woman they had that night. Mamasan, herself about 40 or 50 (who can ever be sure with these beautiful Asian women?), presented with me the youngest girl, about 20-something.
No, no, no, I said, I want the OLDEST.
Babysan disappeared into the back and Mamasan then presented another one in her mid-30's. I asked if she was the absolute oldest. No, Mamasan told me, So I had her send Girlsan back also.
Mamasan looked confused. No man ever ask for very old, man likes young girl. There one really older lady, but surely you don't want her, she's very old.
How old is old? Mamasan said she wasn't sure, that the lady had been sent over to them along with two others to handle the demand because it was a busy weekend. She was almost like their break glass in case of emergency woman; if all the other women were taken, she was the last resort to be offered to a customer.
She's the one I want, I said.
Mamasan said, she very old, she not Chinee, she Vietnam, nobody call her all night.
Even better! I said. Send her to me.
Mamasan looked as if she was going to faint from disbelief. She disappeared to the back muttering to the girls in rapidfire Mandarin or Cantonese.
Over the next few minutes, a different woman's face poked out through the curtains separating the back rooms and the reception desk, word had spread that there was a loco Americano who wanted to do a greatgrandma, and each woman wanted to see me for herself. After looking at me, a barrage of whispers in-dialect took place. I was an oddity to them, so they had to see if a tree branch was growing from my head or if I was a glowing green space alien.
Finally, Mamasan had a room ready for me and as I was undressing, my lady of the evening entered.  
She was truly Vietnamese, about 5 feet tall, probably weighed 100 lbs, bone-thin, small all over, silky long hair all the way down to her (flat) ads, smooth skin, her face made her look like late 40's or early 50's, that was my guess. I found her attractive and sexy.
She wore a yellow party dress that looked more appropriate for a woman her granddaughter's age, but somehow she pulled it off well, she looked good in it. She had on the obligatory "stripper shoes", 5-inch yellow stilleto high heels.
She was just as puzzled as the others. I think they joke me. You ask for young girl, right?
No, I asked for YOU, I told her.
Nobody pick me all night, every man go with young girl.
I picked you, you're exactly who I want.
Oh, you drunk, right?
I laughed, No, I'm not drunk, I just like older women.
You cop?
No, I laughed again, I'm no cop.
She accepted that I was for real and began her routine, a really good massage. She confided in me that she spoke a little Chinese, and being the only non-Chinese woman there that night, the others all deferred to her age and wisdom, and she had been giving the young ones tips of the trade and cooking for them. Flirty and provocative, she subtly and expertly worked her way to the upsell pitch. She eventually asked me in a whisper if I wanted any extras, and being my first time in a Vegas AMP, I have to admit that I didn't know the ropes. I asked her what she offered, and I almost had a stroke when she quoted me the Vegas prices. I wanted FS, BBBJ, CIM, but my puny wallet wasn't pumped up enough for those figures, so we settled on her getting nude and giving me a handjob, I was also allowed to fondle her, 3 separately-prices services.
Taking off her dress, she neither had nor needed a bra underneath, and down below was a pair of satiny dark blue panties. She kept the heels on the whole time.
Her naked body was definitely not the worst I've ever seen and touched. I've had lots of sexual contact with many Asian women since my military days and beyond, so she wasn't a departure from my experiences. While not fully supple like a 20-year-old, she was not a wrinkled package of prunes either, except for her tiny breasts. I could tell that she had probably been about a 30 A-Cup all of her adult life. Her nipples were little brown nubs about twice the size of a raisin. Her and were flat, most likely due to a vegetarian lifestyle rather than hours in the gym. She had a sparse triangle of fur poking out from her V, sexy black hairs that she had trimmed evenly.
She did her job, I got dressed and left her a modest tip before departing. She was grateful, and still seemed surprised that anyone had requested her for being the oldest. By the way, she was somewhere between 60 to 70, and had been hooking on and off since she was a teenager in Vietnam.
The financial part alone would keep me from repeating, and then there's the fact that I go to Vegas in a blue moon, but as a provider, she'd earn high scores from me. I sure did want to fuck her, though . . .

DeClemente 48 Reviews 150 reads
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23 / 52

In addition to younger ones, I have a thing for women who are older than I am anyway, but it's combined with the sexual attraction I have for slim, petite women. Human physiology almost automatically has many people naturally retaining weight as we become elderly, EXCEPT in those cultures and countries where overall health, diet, nutrition, and lifestyles give the exact opposite result. Asian women are the best known for being tiny their whole lives, but they certainly don't have a monopoly on it among all ethnicities or races or nationalities.

Almost any woman (regardless of ethnicity) in her 60's to 70's turns my head if and when she's petite and otherwise attractive in her face. Wrinkles in the face and all over the body are a fact of older life for many people, but not all, so that doesn't bug me. Grey or white hair doesn't turn me off either. I've never salivated over big butts or big boobs, so an older woman or an elderly woman with no butt and no boobs gets a checkmark from me. Besides, the larger the boobs while young, the more likely they are to being saggy knee-warmers in the golden years. No thanks.

I think about all the petite older women out there who are either widowed, are in relationships with men who can't or won't do their jobs in bed, have not had fully satisfying sex lives, have wild fantasies, are cougars, are virgins, still have bucket list items in the sex category that I could help fulfill, those are the ones I want. I can barely go out in public without fantasizing about the random women I see, including young 30-somethings to older 70-somethings, and I'm sure some 80-year-olds slip through the cracks too. I'd do her.

Lastly, a woman's mind and mindset are what attract me more than any other factor. An older woman similar to what I describe above who loves to fuck, loves to be fucked, loves mutual oral sex, has a kinky side, hell, I want her.  I'm not talking about only loves to cuddle, loves to talk, loves to hold hands and walk along the beach, wants a husband or boyfriend, wants to spend time together at antique shops and viola concerts or shuffleboard tournaments and Geritol commercials, NO! The one who wants to fuck me and forget me while I move on to the next one and she moves on to the next one, until she and I rotate back to each other if we want to.

fingertight 7 Reviews 130 reads
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24 / 52

It was one of those bait and switch pictures but when you arrive what are you going to do? I find it difficult to walk on a provider unless they're hard on the eyes.

DeClemente 48 Reviews 106 reads
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25 / 52

Posted By: fingertight
Re: I suspect in her late 50s.  
It was one of those bait and switch pictures but when you arrive what are you going to do? I find it difficult to walk on a provider unless they're hard on the eyes.
What was the age of the woman you expected to see, fingertight?

eastside70 47 Reviews 136 reads
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26 / 52

The oldest was 55 at the time. She posted as 2 yrs younger than me, but was actually 8 yrs older than me.

The next one was 50 at the time. She posted as 13 yrs younger than me, but was actually 2 yrs older than me.

Then there have been a few who posted early to mid 40's who were actually late 40’s, but still a little younger than me.  

While none of them looked their age, I wasn’t thrilled when learning about the age deception. I do have a certain age range when looking for dates.

These experiences is the reason why I like and utilize the “actual age" function of p411 when looking for future dates.

Snotty 167 reads
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27 / 52

I couldn’t even imagine why the ladies avoid you...

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 122 reads
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28 / 52

in the end.  I'd venture to say that they are probably just as disappointed in you as you are in them.   So its a push.  

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 91 reads
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29 / 52

It would only balance out if the providers paid him.

But the money goes one way here.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 100 reads
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30 / 52

How correct/reliable is the "actual age" information on p411?

impposter 49 Reviews 146 reads
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31 / 52

At least as reliable as the ID they provide to P411 for verification?

Posted By: team_rocket_qwerty
Re: Let’s see…
How correct/reliable is the "actual age" information on p411?

WICardinalfan 37 Reviews 139 reads
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32 / 52

and loves to fuck, I could care less what age she is.  

I have been with at least two providers who were in there 60's and looked 20 years younger.  Fucked like a 40 year old woman at her peak too.

matingfun 136 reads
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33 / 52

Perhaps you’re thinking of Diva Diamond.

Are you comfortable telling me the name of the over 70 regular you mentioned!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 136 reads
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34 / 52

I have heard of Diva Diamond but, no, that is not the person I'm trying to think of.

badger48 153 Reviews 110 reads
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35 / 52

I totally agree with you! I've said before age is not a factor, I've been told it is just a number. If she looks good and delivers a good service session, I'm in, literally! Age also works both ways!

-- Modified on 6/1/2021 2:13:56 PM

tinhobbyist 46 Reviews 105 reads
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37 / 52

And she is always an incredible experience. I was 37 years old at the time. The first time I saw her I was 32 and she was 63!  But I would have believed she was in her late 30s, can you imagine…

SpiritofTay See my TER Reviews 136 reads
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38 / 52

If she provides a great service and you walk away with a smile isn't that all that really matters?

My oldest suitor was 82, youngest was 21, does that matter? Nope. I believe they both left smiling...

-- Modified on 6/2/2021 7:22:26 PM

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 24 reads
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39 / 52

back posting here, Lexi.  

eastside70 47 Reviews 125 reads
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40 / 52

Ha, good one… comedian and a prowess ladies man to boot. LMFAO. Have any more hooker tall tales you like to spin here? Now that’s always some entertaining, eye rolling shit. Lol.

eastside70 47 Reviews 137 reads
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41 / 52

Well looky here… if it isn’t snotrag, the alias posting pussy half of my stalker duo. I bet the ladies are truly beating down the door to be with your loser ass. LMFAO.

GaGambler 148 reads
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42 / 52

BTW is there ANYONE on this or any other board who actually likes you?

 
Or do you just like to show up here every once in a while because you miss the abuse?

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 113 reads
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43 / 52

I wouldn't say I "like" him - that is tough to say for me unless I have a big history with the poster or if it's a female - but I certainly have nothing against him and his posts aren't anything too out of the ordinary.  

 
He has a valid complaint and I like his persistence. I don't like mongers being misled or privacy exposed, so certainly I support his cause and will continue to do so.

GaGambler 165 reads
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44 / 52
team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 108 reads
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45 / 52
GaGambler 137 reads
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46 / 52

And you have also admitted that I am much more likely to "let the facts fall where they may" and make my decision AFTER hearing all the facts. I have heard all the facts and this guy is indefensible, but you do you.

useyrhead 4 Reviews 127 reads
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48 / 52

I find it rather humorous that he continues to take that stance. Since we know that there is a non-zero, but unquantifiable (like everything else in this market) number of LE and predators within the monger community.  

 
So, R-boy is, by his own admission, pro-predator and pro-LE. Because, as he says, he will never side with the orgs or the girls (“products” to him). That leaves him no choice but to side with LE and violent predators since they are part of the monger community.  

 
SMH.

GaGambler 158 reads
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49 / 52

BUT, in my defense she was the very first hooker I ever fucked back in 1974 and she was only about 18 at the time, but 47 years later she would be 65 today and if she ever managed to cross the border into the US, (this was in TJ) I can only assume she'd be eligible for Medicare today. lol

 
I think the oldest woman I have ever fucked "at the time" was a civvie GF when I was in my late forties who was not only "age appropriate" but actually a few years older than me. I think she was just over 50 the last time I fucked her. I honestly can't imagine ever fucking a woman any older than her. I think it is worth mentioning that she was Asian and an Asian 50 still looks younger than most White Women who are 40. Yes, I am a racist, so sue me lol

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 132 reads
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50 / 52

To be fair, I dont always take the monger side. But overwhelming majority of the time, yes. I don't take monger side when they robbers, rapists or LE - no matter how badly useyrhead tries to say I do. They cease to be mongers.

 
But I did not try to sway you or convince of anything. Or even defend him.  

 
I merely replied when you asked the guy trying to bully him, saying no one likes him and trying to speak for everyone. I have no issues with this guy and am sympathetic to his cause. I heard the story and at most it's a he said she said situation, and at least a violation of privacy.

 
If you have noticed, I don't like peer pressure and collective bullying and other Lord of the Flies stuff. I am not a sheep and like to do my own judgment, my own research and not give into "majority is right" frenzy.

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 164 reads
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51 / 52

LE pretending to be mongers are clearly not mongers. I'm never pro LE

 
By your very fallacious logic, org shills and POs and providers posting as mongers, pretending to be mongers would also be mongers. They aren't, and no one has ever seen me advocate for them.  

 
I'm always on the provider side when it comes to any physical or verbal abuse during a session,so miss me with that too.

J0e_Fella 35 Reviews 108 reads
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52 / 52

myself not f'kin downing a bottle of bourbon, I might have done with a 60+ years old who was almost 20 years older than me at the time. I don't think I will be ever erased the memory of the sound of removing her denture when she went down on me. LMAO.

Drunken pussy hunting after midnight hardly ever yields a happy ending.

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