Just saw an ad promising a quality experience for professional men. Though luck for us amateur men.

I occasionally get asked when I'm going to grow up. Oh, and the other day I was told I might be a lesbian trapped in a man's body, if that's possible.  

A "professional man" is one who has been compensated in some way for DATY services.  I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

being compensated for DATY would apply equally to you.  It seems like that would be fair and consistent.  If it turns out that you're technically an amateur like me, then we can only hope to do well in the pussy-eating Olympics.  I need to find a sponsor first, but I'm already in training.  

Of course this was in Costa Rica and I didn't get paid a hundred "dollars" I got paid in Costa Rican Colones, 100 Colones is equal to about twenty cents, but I did lose my amateur status. lol