Just uncovered some incredible tax breaks...thanks zangari

Unbeknownst to many folks...there are provisions for taking non-family as dependents.

Well...some of my pals at the IRS and I were having a skull (cap) session and realized that my good pal Zangari was on to something.  Considering how many sugar babies he's had...I asked my buds to check to see if that may qualify for a dependency exemption.

To my surprise they found Z's return and he's been claiming between 10-25 sugar babies (from 2009-2011) as dependents.  And the IRS has found that, although it was a very creative attempt...was still not truly qualifying based on current promulgations.

But if he actually paid the hookers...err, sugar babies as real sb's...maybe they would reconsider allowing the dependency exemptions.  Go figure that you need to have over 50% support to claim that exemption!

I can't wait to see the next Sugarland update.  Maybe this week?

CPA, Hound and Blue....hmmmmm not so much..?

BTW, was it you that posted the thread?

But I had to share with them your drivel on the boards.

And once they saw that you like to play with 18 year olds...and not pay others...they simply had to hit those returns hard.

Sorry...but if you want I'll see if I can get my IRS pals to set you up on an installment plan to pay the back taxes.

Tax fraud is a Federal offense.  Pay the man..or in the case of the sugar hookers you claim to see..the woman.  And NO more 18 y/o's....that's just seriously Chris Hansen material...as in Dateline shit!

If not...I'll bet that your new pals in the big HOUSE will love your ass...and you do seem intrigued by asses  LOL

Lo and behold old z was indeed trying to write off dresses.  It might have flown...but when the auditors were investigating if they were ordinary and necessary business expenses...

Ole z came waltzing in wearing one of them.

Not too bright I'm afraid.  And certainly not appropriate for an audit.

Next time wear the mini dress z.  Just make sure you shave your legs.

I suggested the one on the far left would fit best...

Do you agree?

Don't fuck with the IRS...they don't like to get fucked around.  Pay your taxes and quit harassing the young gals here.

Look what just popped up in my inbox:  

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From:  CPA's mum
To:  Zangari

Dear Zangari,  Please let everyone know that CPA has had a 'relapse'.  He got into my lingerie drawer and put on my bra & panties.  He's now up on the roof & singing assorted hits from 'Evita'.  The neighbors have already called the police.   Please keep us in your thoughts & prayers.  God bless.

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While that wasn't a bad flick...you should know that my preference is Fantine's singing of "I dreamed a dream".  Hell...you even replied to a number of my pals from the Les Mis cast.  Remember?  LOL

Good effort though...that actually required you to think a little.  If you'd do that with some regularity here, maybe most would actually take you seriously.

Keep on working it...maybe you'll get there.

I work part time as a tax preparer and one time I did a return for a woman who did parties for women where she sold lingerie and "Adult Novelty Items" She brought in a list of all her expenses and she had spent a lot on batteries. So if you use batteries for items used in a trade or business you can deduct them.

I would have loved to have seen the demonstration.

Udo would have loved her.  BBFS in early 19th century hooking.

But since she died, only the necrophiliacs write reviews now.

And just in case z is interested to know...she did have a very young daughter.

I was kind of jokingly wondering if a meeting with a provider could be considered a business expense.  I feel like I've heard stuff like that being considered "business entertainment" and actually being eligible as a business expense.  As a self employed lad I might have to look into that :P

based upon the proven physical and mental health benefits of good sex.

Believe me, I surpass that 7 1/2% threshold pretty easily.