I was at the doctor's office recently and we were in the middle of a discussion when I heard him say, "At your age ...".

Not a phrase I like to hear.

What are other non-hobby phrases that you don't like to hear.

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Unrelated Gratuitous ... ah you know

I'm computer geek at a medical insurance company and doctors and other 'care-givers' are known as 'providers' which never fails to bring a smile to my face and others are wondering what's he smiling at?

One company I worked at kept referring to AT&T as "our provider".  Needless to say, it was hard to suppress a smile when my boss kept saying it.

"Is it in yet?"

for a physical. After he checked a few things. He sighed, sat down and said

 "Shit. I was already having a bad day..."

The other day my boyfriend comes into the nail salon to pick me up and the nail tech asks "Is that your son?"

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Hmmmm, we need to biopsy that

"Gee! You look good for your age."

Hugs,
Ciara

"...should I get a mini-van as well?"

"Will the defendant please rise."

Have had two instances one when out with my son, the other with my daughter when some idiot clerk says "How sweet- out with your grand(son/daughter).

One instance when taking a gorgeous potential referral source out to lunch when she mentions her dad is my age........

And the worst one- my wife comes up to me with a page off our printer with my provider "to see" list and says...  "We need to talk"..... o shit.

Now, if the girls would start offering it.....

"This better be important.  I'm in a hurry."

"You're darn right I have to see these gals, and tell them to stop bothering me with all this talk about how I should be paying them for sex and all.  Where did they ever get that idea?  I'll tell them once and for all that they are never to email me again..."  etc,. etc.

It could work.

Man, now THAT'S a loaded statement.

I got that one too, but the eye doc was a gorgeous woman wearing a very sheer top.  As I kept saying that I'm not old enough (or too vain) for bi-focals, I just kept thinking that I could see them very well, thank you.

Then I realized that my SO must really care about me, because she made the appointment, and had previously seen the doc.

...to this thread.  Skip the words and go straight to the unrelated gratuitous boobiage (i.e. what most of us do anyway).  O.K., now my question (bear with me)...  This chick looks a lot like one of my first cousins.  Relax, it's not her.  My cousin has a lot of freckles, probably a cuter nose, and a little nicer hair.  The smiles are the same.  I've not seen my cousin topless, but she's every bit a D-cup (although this chick appears to be DD) perhaps larger.  Even though I'm a born and bred Southern country boy, I've no desire to do my cousin.  I don't even like to think about how lucky the guys are that she's done before (in fact I got to be pretty good friends with a couple of her BF's).  She's now married to a Dr. who's kinda dry and boring, and she's had a couple of kids, so she doesn't really look this way anymore.  However, if I hadn't been of blood relation to her, then I would've wanted her really badly when we were both younger.  In that this chick bears a strong resemblance to her, I find myself drawn to her.  Knowing that this is NOT my cousin, my desire to fuck her is INCREDIBLE!  However knowing that she looks a lot like my cousin, I kinda feel like this is wrong.  Is it wrong?  How would you feel if a hot chick came up and hit on you, and you couldn't help but notice that she resembled one of your blood relatives?  Or if a hot provider with great reviews (but blurry pics) shows up at your door, and you suddenly realize that she reminds you of a relative?  What say you?

now I'm going to need another therapy session just to get this thought OUT OF MY MIND!

Seriously, if she's NOT a relative, then I don't see a problem.  When you cross the line and start doing your relatives, then ya gotta worry.

providers who are a little more "mature". When I went to see the really young girls I felt like I was going to bang one of my daughter's friends and there was nothing in common in the realm of life experiences.

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Unrelated Gratuitous "Not my daughter's friends' Boobiage" Photo

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If I had an opportunity to visit a provider who looked like a cousin I had the hots for or like one of my daughter's hot friends, I'd go for it in a heartbeat!  

I know my boundaries and wouldn't cross them in real life, but to do it in fantasy p4p- yes!!!!

I didn't start hobbying recently to give myself a guilt trip!

However, I did have a recent experience where an awesome provider reminded me very much of a previous lover who I was passionately in love with but then dumped me suddenly with no explanation.  Staring into her beautiful eyes during the experience was bringing up all kinds of old feelings- kind of freaked me out.  Not guilt just dredging up old unhealed feelings!  Anyone ever have that happen?

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A friend and I met at a local strip joint a couple of years ago before meeting some folks for dinner.  The 3rd or 4th girl to come out elicited an nice 'oh shit' from my friend who told me that she'd been in his math class the previous year.  He exited, I enjoyed the fantasy of teaching his class.

lol reminds me of my father and I catching each other at a strip joint one time-  both of us pretended we didn't see each other.

I can see maybe why he exited early, but hey- both he and the student were at the strip club.... not sure one could judge or out the other!

He didn't want to take the chance.  He's a very highly regarded teacher both for the academics he teaches and the ethics and morals he instills in the kids.  He really loves what he does and besides not wanting to take the chance of being found out I think he'd feel really bad for the girl if she knew that he knew.

Fishman,

I am south of the M-D line (born & bread southern country boys don't move north, you dumbass! LOL!!  Not when we've got relatives that look good enough to fuck).  Did you not read my post?

you must have moved north and been corrupted.

Cousins are for kissing you know.

oh I hate that one!! strikes fear into my heart and makes my blood run cold, I immediate start thinking the worst!