Every provider I have ever been with has preferred white wine. And I always oblige. Until this week.  

About half of your post makes no sense at all.  Please stop drinking and don't post again until you've taken basic English composition.  It will be much better for everyone.

though there is a lot of variation.   I can only recall one that enjoys red wine (My fav, but never chilled.)

I'd drink more Champagne but it doesn't come in a box.

Of the Intel we just got. Apparently, Christine is willing to see guys with limited communication skills. That means , by comparison, she's REALLY going to like us.  He didn't say WHICH red wine to chill, but I can think of a couple that might work without being struck by a lightning bolt from Bachhus.

But when I do, I prefer red  

"Reunite "on ice" That's nice"

Commercials, but never tried it. I did think of one thing after my post. Christine works Phoenix and Vegas, where "room temperature" for the wine this time of year might be 90 degrees depending on where you are specifically within those cities ( so a brief stay in the fridge might be in order), but I can't imagine Christine not having air conditioning at her incall, unless she likes man-sweat dripping into her eyes. Lol

You have figured out how to maximize the capacity of your wine cellar.  

but yeah, if you are referring to that VS (very shitty) crap they drink in the hood mixed with coke that they try to pass off as cognac, yes I have to agree, but even their regular XO is actually pretty decent, although I prefer Remy or Martel which are similar in price.

Once a wine hits it’s prime it can only keep it if put in a colder dark environment. A regular wine cellar keeps them but they still age. The best range to store wine is 40°F and 65°F, so unless you plan to toss out an age worthy bottle of wine it’s never kept at room temperature. The colder it is the longer there prime state remains.

Drunk (or at least gotten drunk from) enough wine to know the difference between "cellar temp" and "refrigeration temp" but kudos to you for being able to look something up that you didn't know.  Very impressive.  

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I managed my employers wine cellar for over 20 years, 7,000btls worth millions. So your right, I don’t know shit about wine.  

Google might make us a little bit smarter about things we know nothing about, but it doesn't fool those of us who really do "have a clue".

So what temperature was the room? Should have tasted it and let it sit. But ok if they kept it in the freezer that’s wrong. But it was likely somewhere in the range I obviously looked up not knowing shit about wine, which would not even be close to room temperature.

then you should have said 19 years or 23 years.  20 years sounds made-up like you pulled it out of your ass.  So you had to "manage" a wine cellar?  Did you also clean the pool, or iron his shirts?

I know the common wisdom is to ignore the trolls. But, holy crap, Jake, you are a douche. Did I use the d-word correctly? I have admired your douchiness from afar till now, but up close it is breathtaking!

In answer to GGs "spicy" question, I noted it I guess because it stood out to me. I've figured out I like soft reds, with Malbec being my favorite. So I was was just pleasantly surprised when Christine's taste was the same.

Only a  few providers I've met like white wine. My ATF likes beer, or just coffee, tea, or water. Several prefer just water. One likes whiskey or tequila.  A few prefer red wine.  One loves mimosas.  Etc.

Keep going please, ur lack of knowledge amuses me

You have no more substantive argunent with facts, so you resort to a weak personal attack?   Who does that make "dumber than we thought?"  If you think I'm wrong why not just provide a link to the Bankruptcy Code that says a wine collection is exempt from seizure?  You said you KNOW that to be the case.  If you're right and I'm wrong it's easy enough to link to some proof and come out of this looking like you do KNOW something. You looked up wine so you could sound like an expert, so why not look up the law before you shoot your mouth off and look like an idiot all by yourself with no help from me?  You're making this too easy. Frankly, you're a disappointment.  

I clearly said they "served" it to me ICE COLD.  

..... the glorification of playing with beautiful women.
Yes, alcohol is a narcotic, look it up if you want.  

Most of the ladies I have seen preferred white wine or sparkling wine unless they have only had experience with the cheap stuff.  If they THINK they prefer red, its because they have had expensive reds and not expensive whites, and they will often switch if you introduce them to higher-quality whites.  I prefer to eat AFTER the playtime, too, but it doesn't always work out that way.  If the lady has invited me to spend the night, she will almost always want to eat first, then not have to go out again.  If its just a timed session, then eating last is definately the way to go.  

Though, I've never tried heroin, or pretty much anything else outside of booze. Just judging things off of how much stupid shit people have done for it, pussy is #1 by far.

Hit the nail on the head!
Every dumbass thing I've ever done in life has been in the pursuit of that little pink quiver. And of all the things I've done in my life...pussy is the one thing I can't quit.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha.

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There was a domestic problem in 2013. Here's her mugshot from 2013:

Bwaaaaahahahahaha!

Probably all of it, as your own reading comprehension is at a Third Grade level.

I never said "I didn't understand you" unlike you I am rather proficient at reading and comprehending the written word, even when written in as ham handed a manner as you tend to do.

60 years old, but she doesn't look that burned out yet.  A little makeup and she might clean up nicely.  

I criticize your ability to comprehend what you read and the first thing you do is defend your ability to write. How fucking dumb/drunk are you? I see another "oops" moment here.

You last post may be one of your stupidest ever.  Please read this branch again.  Zowie!  What a dunce you are.  Please go to bed and stop embarrassing yourself.  For God's sake, stop digging.  You're well on your way back to your Celestial homeland.

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Seems to be the official drink of the girls I see.

I have a somewhat heightened sensitivity to bitterness so prefer low tannin reds.
I might be a supertaster **shrugs**.

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