and I don't look a day over 25 Being rich and handsome makes me feel so fortunate.  

I always wondered how some of you handle being old and wrinkly.
What happens when a young provider first lays eyes on you. Is there a look of disappointment, or disgust especially if she is young and hot?

Kindly share with the younger and stronger among us.

Careful wheeling across the street  

kicking some life into the board. There are just way too many ALIAS ASSCLOWNS who don't know what they are doing, who are trying to stir the pot, and whose pathetic attempts are just tiresome and boring. No real substance. No real value. Nothing original.

They are about as shocking as a streaker at an AVN convention. *yawn*

Anyway.... good to have you on the board again.



like the name says...

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"Old and stupid"

Just because someone has been on this planet for an extended period of time doesn't mean he/she has acquired any knowledge along the way. Haven't you read some of the stupid shit posted here by both young and old?

Besides, I don't want to fuck "smart", I want to fuck "hot", if the two happen to come in the same package fine, but if I only get to choose from one category, I'll take hot every day of the week.

with their lives instead of repeating the same stupid comments about aging.

We all get older, but we don't all get smarter.

he's now promoting...well...self-promotion. If he's young, rich and handsome I'M MP67 and have ladies calling me and asking to suck my dick...simply because i'm MP67.

What a fucking joke!

I also noticed that you are bickering with other posters these days.

Anyhow, it's good to see that you are still alive and allowed limited internet access.

Come on now You are getting discounts? That's comical. Providers don't accept AARP and medicare, but if you want to fantasize that's quite all right.

Stop spiking the prune juice and try to get along with others. No one like a nasty old geezer.

Thanks HH It is boring without me

At least you and a couple other guys have kept the board going during my travels.
Unfortunately, my jet takes off tomorrow to a new site so you will have to keep things going until my project is completed.

Carry on!

Your sorry ass must be killing you.
Why bring MP67 into it? Does he own the butt plug?

A Hirogen mask will definitely be an improvement. How unfortunate that you duplicate my physique. That would surely make you popular.

Hope you are not storing excrement in your fridge these days.

Thought I'd beat some sense into you.  lmfao

PS: I don't look old either.  Young providers always lay her eyes on me because all of them find me attractive... I'm their prince charming.

and leave all my clothes on during sex. I have lots of Benjamins in all the pockets, and they enjoy searching for them.

Posted By: Hirogen

and I don't look a day over 25 Being rich and handsome makes me feel so fortunate.  

I always wondered how some of you handle being old and wrinkly.
What happens when a young provider first lays eyes on you. Is there a look of disappointment, or disgust especially if she is young and hot?

Kindly share with the younger and stronger among us.

Careful wheeling across the street  

   

But you may not want to sample the lemonade, if ya know what I mean.

Instead of another ALIAS ASSCLOWNS who doesn't know what he/she/it is doing, who is trying to stir the pot, and whose pathetic attempts are just tiresome and boring with no real substance, no real value and nothing original we get a non-alias ALIAS ASSCLOWNS who doesn't know what he/she/it is doing, who is trying to stir the pot, and whose pathetic attempts are just tiresome and boring with no real substance, no real value and nothing original.

Yes, good old H-boy and his one line repeated in many forms.

But since he has not been around for a while--not long enough I would add--I will once again answer his questions just to humor him.

"What happens when a young provider first lays eyes on you. Is there a look of disappointment, or disgust especially if she is young and hot?"  No H-boy, I am afraid not.  They usually smile, give me a big hug and kiss, and say "Thank you for not being an ego inflated blowhard like Hirogen!".  I know you must wake up in clod sweats thinking about it, but I am now up to 5 (five) free or heavily discounted dates by ladies who despise your posts and have graced me with discounts because I ridicule you and make them laugh.  Welcome back Howling Bag of Wind!  The more stupid posts you make--and any post you make fits that description--the better my world gets!

PS:  Just to rub it in--I know it is so easy with your posts, but I do enjoy it so much--the most recent offer was from a lovely young 22 y/o I will be seeing again soon.  Sorry, no review.  But at least in my case she's real, not like your immaginary ladies.

This old vs young nonsense is ridiculous. Why try and create such a divide? Are we not all here to enjoy the hobby and pass meaningful information too each other. I  am not old or young. I do know all the young people here stirring the pot are forgetting one very important bit of information; the simple fact that whole they are young and dumb now,  one day they top will be older and hopefully wiser. I appreciate the old timers here who try and bestow a bit of wisdom to us younger bucks. I d also be be willing to bet that providers here are more likely to enjoy the company of a mature gentleman regardless of what age he is versus some young arrogant punk who thinks his poopie jokes are cutting edge. I was an ageist once and you know what happened?  I got older and found out that all my stupid jokes about the older people I was working with we're not funny. Looking back I know I just looked like an idiot for running my mouth. Now when a younger person initiates that crap with me I smile and do not allow him/her to receive any of the things I know from having experience. Translation: I let them fail miserably at their Job and absorb their salary.

...in front of a bus.

that yeast infection must be making you cranky.  I know how the itching bothers you. Don't forget to douche and drink lots of cranberry juice.  It may help improve your disposition.  Nobody likes a pissy cunt.

Hirogen's Post should be redirected to his local ad board, as it seems to be that he mostly wants to tout/advertise himself for something. Is he looking for dates?  He seems to think that people should pay him for having sex with them. Perhaps Backpage would be best for him to start?  I doubt he'll get much action here. Maybe he's (gasp-organ music swells)EC's evil male or even hermaphodite twin?  (apologies to EC, but I had to think of someone unlike Hirogen, and you came to mind.)

"Hiro, if that Accutane doesn't start working soon, they'll never stop teasing me about my zits in the High School cafeteria."  Then I popped one all over the mirror.

Holding up traffic while an entire busload of people just stared in awe and admiration at Mr. H?


I could be mrfisher, you know

I admit, I can lay in on anyone. But wishing death is beyond my realm.

I have enough demons to wrestle with, much less wishing the demise of any hobby member...

Hey, she turned out to be OK right?

I mean, they wouldn't let something awful like that happen to a nice sweet gal in a movie, would they?

Someone?