Sitting here tonight I had a couple of memories of little things pop into my head. One was a detail I'd forgotten about Sheri's Ranch brothel in Nevada. They have a Budweiser theme room. Budweiser actually pays the brothel to have their logos on the wall of this bedroom. I wonder why Budweiser never mentions that in their commercials?

I never head and item list all the places that advertise. I seen provider with there real name tat on them. well if you get shot then you would of died the dead have no story to tell on here.

Your thoughts are really freaky(I like) so you have sex on the brain never a disappointing topic. The only thing that got me thinking is why would she get her boobs reduce to get them big again. I'm scared of surgery so to do it twice is like whoa. Plus I like my B cup boobs not to big not to small.
Now you got me thinking also. I remember before I  ever did Greek I use to have fantasies all the time about it being done to me but my ex fiance said its a no go he didn't want to hurt me. We ended up splitting when i was 23, I met this older gentleman(my fav!!!) who said if I want to try it he would take it easy and do it for me(wow). He did such a great job that I loved ever sec of it and wanted more... Now I'm up thinking about him he was married and said he couldnt keep the affair going but gosh I miss him he was my first to a new feel....

It was my first time harvesting a kidney to sell on the black market and I was exhausted from running up and down the fire stairs. Looking back, I wonder why I just didn’t book a room on the same floor as the ice machine.

..in a good way.

it was pretty spectacular time so I recall well from about 100 years ago.  I was doing my GF in their downstairs rec room...  lazy doggy,  both our pants pushed down just enough to get it in.  WE were on the cuch on thefar side of the pool table.  HER step dad came down stairs, looked into the room.  I could see his face so assume he could see us.  He turned the other way & went down the hall away from us.  I lost my hard on & we quickly zipped it up.  

Why do you think I have only one kidney? Not to mention that missing lobe on my liver.  A girl's gotta put herself through law school, you know.

Tears in my eyes from laughing.

Last weekend after a party I attended, I went out to a local nightclub/bar where a band was playing to listen to the music and have a beer or two to unwind. Where I was sitting, I could see people dancing on the floor in front of the band. There was this one woman, looked mid-fifties, nicely dressed with straight hair that was neat and above shoulder length, slim and better-than-average looking dancing in heels. She was not someone who would draw attention to herself, nor necessarily catch my eye. But what came next drew my attention to her. You see, after the band had finished their last set and it was close to closing time; she left with some people. They walked towards me in the direction I was looking, sort of single file and along side of the bar where I was sitting. She was the last in the group. As she got closer to me, she raised her arm and touched my forehead with her hand, then brushed her fingers down my nose to my lips, not rough but lightly. She then pulled her hand away and continued to walk towards the exit. After she did this, I was totally expressionless, kind of dumbfounded, but not in anyway in a stupor after only two beers all night. I didn't feel offended and I was relaxed.  

A lot of "old guys" will lose wood by simply feeling a cool breeze, but  a teenager??? You can spray him down with a fire hose full of ice cold water to no effect. lol

I always was and still am a nerd, so my HS GF's parents thought I was harmless. When I went over to visit, she and I would go downstairs and make out, sometimes fuck while her parents were upstairs. Once, we were fucking lazy dog (didn't know there was a name for that position back then) we had a blanket over us from the belly down and her Mom comes down the stairs to talk to us. The entire time her Mom is standing there talking to us, I've got my cock in her daughters pussy, all her Mom had to do was peel back the covers or ask us to get up for some reason and we were busted. I am shocked today that I kept an erection the entire time her Mom stood there and talked to us, but I did.  

My ex (when she was my girlfriend) and I were driving my mother up to a lake cottage. My father was to meet her there, and my GF and I  were just going to drive back home.

My job requires me to occasionally meet clients in their homes. A newer client of mine I had only seen 2-3 times I had to meet at his home. I get to his house to go over business. I had been there for about 30 minutes when he gets a phone call. He apologizes, his daughter has been trying to stop by the house to get some things for weeks and she wanted to make sure he was home. We get back to business when there is a knock at the door. He answers it and in walks this pretty 20 something girl. I thought she looked familiar, but that happens to me a lot. I meet a lot of people with my job. He introduces her to me and she's looking at me with this confused look on her face. I introduce myself, some small talk. The whole time she's shooting me sidelong glances, she tells my client she has to leave and to call her when he's done.  

At a club in SD an end up slow dancing/grinding with a hot little girl in a skin tight short dress. I've got my hands on her ass grabbing all I can an she's totally into it. I look ahead an there's a big mirror. With my hands on her ass an the way she's grinding me her dress is hiking up an I get a great shot of her pussy as she's not wearing underwear. We danced for two songs making out an then she disappeared with her friends.  
Then at Mammoth one time  a group of us are in the jacuzzi an we're all drinking. Next to me is a friend an she starts massaging my crotch giving me a woody. That was the teaser.  She an I were sharing a room in a condo with two others. Once I heard the other two snoring I jumped in her bed for some very hot sex. Made sure to go soon every trip she signed up for.

Actually at my sister's place.  GF is sleeping on the sofa and I'm on a rickety cot next to her. Morning wood yes but chances of fucking no. But I'm blessed with long arms and nimble fingers so i start caressing the GF's honeypot.  Within a few minutes she's moaning and squirming.  No one else was awake to hear us or at least they pretended to be asleep.  At least one of us got off that morning.  Not sure what my sister made of the damp spot on the sofa.

At your age and with your alcohol consumption, your kidneys and liver are worthless!

He figured you must be too, and though one day you two would realize the clothes have to come off to go all the way.

I'll bet you didn't look in the rear view mirror the entire time. I love my blowjobs, but if she were going at it fast and furious and I were to catch a glimpse of my Mom in that situation I would have lost my boner on the spot. My step Mom is, well no better way to describe her than she's a cunt (sorry ladies but she is), if I even heard her voice I'd lose my boner.

I had to look in the mirror. I was driving.

Your Mother and mine are talking non stop where ever they are, because my Mom could talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime and she did. She has passed as well, I don't believe in heaven or Hell, but she did and if there is one let's hope our Mother's are talking up a storm.

back to her place.  We were making out on the sofa and I had removed all of her clothing except her panties.  I went to slide them off of her when she stops me with "What kind of girl to you think I am?"  Talk about a deflating moment.  She did give me a good BBBJ before the night was over.

You should have told her, "the kind of woman that sucks me off". That's beautiful, she wouldn't let you at the pussy, but she blew you, my kinda girl.

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I can tell when you haven't been drinking. That's usually before noon.

A "good" girl would fuck you, but only the bad ones gave blow jobs.