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I've done it
Then again, I'm single. Hell, my neighbors know I'm single, so they just assume I'm going to have attractive young girls coming to visit me anyway.
There was hobbyist who posted that he got caught by his own mother who had a key to his house.
I'm assuming that the vast majority of us do not live close enough to family where they would drop in unannounced.
So, when your SO is out of town, how many of you do outcalls at your own home? Any problems or what precautions do you take to avoid visitors from dropping in unannounced?
Will never do outcalls to my house even if SO is away.
- What if the provider leaves her shredded hairs - not SO's hair? Just one hair in the bed could get you in trouble with the SO. If your SO has blonde hair and the provider is a brunette, you're dead.
- If a provider has perfume or a particular smell .. that smell could stick in your bed.
S.O.s can be territorial like dogs and can smell another woman's presence in her domain. I wouldn't risk it. LOL.
deserves to pay every penny of alimony he gets stuck with. It is beyond stupid to do so.
That said, I do outcalls at my home all the time, but I am happily divorced and can do whatever the fuck I want. lol
If I have visitors, I either don't answer the door, (visitors should call first anyhow), or I tell them I am busy getting busy, and that they should come back when I am through. lol
I prefer incall with providers. But gotta say, doing outcalls to your home while the SO is away is pretty dumb.
Gang bang in marital bed.
I was invited to one when the host's wife and kids were on vacation without him. Another guy and one of the providers actually slept in that bed after the orgy.
By the way, now that I've done it once, not really interested anymore.
I do but I'm not married anymore. I did an out call once when I was married and my ex was out of town but in retrospect it was pretty stupid!
As I'm reading everyone's posts, this is what I'm thinking on each point:
"Too risky" - yes, but how can I minimize the risk?
"Hairs on the bed/Perfume" - nah, I'll have time to wash the sheets
"Hairs on the couch" - we have several pets of all colors. I've got brown, black, snow white, redhead, and blonde covered (unless its a really long hair).
"Nosy neighbors" - I'll make it a late night date and ask her to park in the back.
"Its disrespectful" - sure, but thats what makes it exciting right?
On that last one, my motivation is really NOT to screw over my SO. Honestly, my motivation is simply that I'm cheap given that I like nice things and doing things the right way. I hate bringing a bottle of champagne to a date and then drinking out of paper cups. I would love to meet my dates at a Four Star hotel but I can't afford it (and that amount of money would be hard to go unnoticed). I would love to offer my date cheese and crackers during the break and use real wine glasses and china. Hell, I want to entertain!
I have a provider who doesn't watch the clock but she only does outcalls. So my options are pay for a room for 2 hours (4 hours tops, what a waste!) or save that money and host at my house.
I've done it once before so the novelty argument doesn't even work anymore. Am I destined to get caught? Please tell me I'm an idiot!
In my area, some providers do not have in calls, and I only feel comfortable meeting certain providers outcalls the first times.
So, it's show time chez mrfisher.
I've also got a lot of privacy landscaping so I don't have to worry about Mrs. kravitz.
Do you want MY humble suggestion?
Never ever hobby in you own home
Way too risky
visitors
nose neighbors
smells
maybe long Blonde hair in you bed LOL
be safe
Carla
Can only imagine that in any circumstance if I trusted the woman implicitly. Only a few have fit that description.
This past weekend, yes, a few days ago, I was with a civvie girl, and a stripper (love them) on Sunday morning. When out of the blue my sis in law and my brother walk in because they were in the area. Thank goodness they knocked first, as I had her stay in the bedroom and I pretend I was still hung over from the night before. She wanted nothing to do with them. When they left, like 3 minute s later, so did she - damn family
Damn bro, we saw your hard-on and knew you were hiding some girls in your big closet. So we knew you were not havin a hangover. Now get back to work, we're leavin! Hahaha.
LMAO! good one MoundLicker!
Then again, I'm single. Hell, my neighbors know I'm single, so they just assume I'm going to have attractive young girls coming to visit me anyway.
Partially because I live in a gated community and partially because I don't want my neighbors to see a parade of hotties coming in and out.
Although I've also seen many movies where the pool girl gets invloved too.
NO, I won't. Totally disrespectful.
As an asside, VERY many years ago I was unmarried... I had a steamy affair with a married lady. Yes, we did it everyplace we could & that included places & times we should not. Crazy foolish. Her husband never caught us but he "knew". In the end, I left the relationship & suggested she make ammends with her H as best she could.
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Told people not to come over because I'll have company all weekend.
They got the drift.
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