...that every provider is a "Petite and Elite Companion" nowadays?  

So true! And everyone is also "catering to upscale gentlemen who enjoy the finer things in life". We providers are nothing if not original and creative lol. With so many unique descriptions floating around the internet, how do these men ever choose?!

.. innocuous than you think. For every potential client that they entice there are probably 5x more that they turn off, myself included. Please drop the "elite", "low volume", "gentlemen", "one of a kind" and all of the other overused BS buzzwords. Just be real and honest and your public will find you.

There's such a think as too much honesty.  How many hobbyists want to see a girl who's website says, "I am a curvy woman,  and ALL of my curves curve outward; I have long silky hair that falls to my shoulders covering the six inch scar on the side of my face; I love to feel kinky, and I will take off my artificial leg if you want a new sexual experience; the seventy extra pounds I put on this year make me really tight inside and I love to work up a sweat with a guy who really turns me on?"

... rather than have her show up expecting her to be "petite & elite".

dwarf provider several years ago, just to cross it off my bucket list.  It was one of the most unique experiences I have had hobbying.    She retired a couple years ago and I have yet to see any others advertising.  

I'm unique:  I don't use hackneyed phrases to describe myself?

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........ I've entertained that idea. It has been a fantasy for quite a while.  

Not a provider, a civvie girl I picked up at a club. I didn't realize until I walked out of my bathroom, she was on the bed, looked at me and asked, "On or off?"  If you ever get asked that question, choose "off."  It's a completely new experience.  

what did she do with that stump that was such a "new experience?" LMAO!

Correct spelling errors when I'm posting from my iPhone. My fingers are just too big. Most times its mixing up "in" and "on",  it bothers me to just leave it I see it in time.  

Stump In Asshole.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

To my dick that way. I'm no magnum, but it's not a stump either.  But how did you know she allowed Greek in that position too?  Do you know her?

Back in the day we used to call her "Hopalong Hose-Hound."