So I was thinking about how some providers take clothing requests (even when the guy brings the clothers).

The other day my wife said I should really put my wedding dress in a box so the girls can have it for the future.  Blah, blah, blah.

Then a day later I thought "hey what if I had a provider wear my wife's weddding dress as we are having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I wonder if this would offend any of these gals if I said hey put this wedding dress on and let's F---.

Creepy, crazy, normal?  

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that is if you've only been married a few years then you are OK. Of course if that is the case and you are already here then I'm sure it's not something that has any sentimental value.

I AM GAME!!!

Hey, if any of you married guys really want to tempt fate and provoke your wife into a lorena bobbit maneuver?  

Don't just fuck around on her with other women. Take your wife's wedding dress---the one she's wistfully hoping one of your daughters might wear at her own wedding someday..... and ask one of the other women you're fucking to to wear it, while you fuck her.  

That would be truly worthy of a Darwin award.....lol...

Not to mention extraordinarily rude and disrespectful.  

And I'll add: Creepy. Definitely creepy.  Even for RT

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This troll post at least has some originality and even a bit of "shock value". I am sure it's way too late for RT to win the SPOTY, but UDolt should take some notes on the proper way to make a troll post.

BTW I like the new name, "UDolt" has a very nice ring to it.

and getting shit on only mildly eccentric, what's wedding gown.. That's for rookies..

That being said, its been a while I got pissed on...

Tie her up on in the wedding dress and spank her until she agrees that her mother is being unreasonable, you can go to poker game, and it is big enough.

For those people who enjoy a golden shower? Who gives a shit?  

But, in this very same world where getting pissed on is normal, for some, asking *anyone* to wear your wife's ACTUAL wedding gown while you fuck them is a MONUMENTAL failure of good judgment, discretion, taste, class, and decency.  

If you want a bride fantasy? No problemo. But, buy a different GD dress for the occasion

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No one got hurt.. There was no physical damage done to anyone..

All he wants is a hooker to wear the dress and he wants to fuck her.. He is already cheating on his wife.. If that's what you want to call it. Although, I don't call it cheating.. He is just diversifying.
I mean how worse could it get.. In eyes of society he is already a bad guy, because he cheats.. What's in a gown...Its a damn piece of cloth.. Probably made in Bangladesh by cheap labor...

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has very little experience interacting with women that don't require an envelope for entry.  

I don't mean to be insulting. But, truth is, if you're 33 yrs old and your primary interaction with women has always/only been professional, I can see how you might be puzzled.

RT wants a "hooker" to wear his wife's wedding gown while he fucks her. That may seem insignificant to you. But, I assure you, from any wife's perspective, them's more than fightin' words

You wouldn't know an erect one from flaccid one if it hit you in the face....

The point is that he has already violated his wedding vows...May be RT gets his jollies from fucking hookers wearing not only his wife's dress, but his wife's mother's dress.. What's your problem...

As long as RT doesn't hit his wife and provide for his daughters, he is a good man in my book..A prick, and a troll sometimes.. But still a good man...

Now take your opinionated ass and have some chic lick it upside down and six ways to Sunday.  

Smile for me now...

What is with the extra giant smiley faces? They don't disguise the stupid shit you say.  

And, when I last sucked a dick is completely irrelevant. But, since it concerns you, the last one I did suck was not all that long ago. I enjoyed it thoroughly. It's a vary rare occurrence, but bit of a novelty for me.  

A good man? Hmm...RT may not hit his wife. And he probably does provide for his daughters. That doesn't make his post any less creepy.

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every guy takes something just a bit too far. At least RT was smart enough to use us all as a sounding board before acting out his fantasy. Hopefully, he's smart (decent) enough to take the advice he's been given.

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laughing my ass off your posts.

Nice to see we both enjoy watersports.  Nothing more I love than doing a cool-aid piss on a woman.  Just makes my day all day.

Once when I was in high school I was bout to fuck this fat chick.  I had her on my parents bed (they had the only king size bed whilst I had the single bed that I had since i was like 5 yrs old and you can't really fuck a fat chick on a kids bed).  Anyway just as I was about to get her nekkid it my father opens the door and looks in with a smile on his face and says "I will be home later".  He he he.  So I proceeded to proceed and she insisted I NOT use a condom because she didn't want that in her.  Aghast I was because the year before my brother fucked this same chick and he was a raunchy motherfucker.  So my dick went kinda limp knowing that I would be sloppy seconds to my nasty brother.  Which one time I had to take his car in for repairs (it was a stick shift) and I didn't know how to put it in reverse.  So I had to keep driving the car in circles.  Later I said to him how do you put that piece of German shit in reverse.  He said you have to push down on the stick then push back.  I mean what kinda shit is that?  When my father was in the Army he was stationed in Germany for a time and he said the people there were very nice.  I mean being black and all you wouldn't expect that from the Krauts.  But I guess when the whole world has bombed and kicked your ass silly you have to be nice even to the mud people.  Which for the Army is forbidden to because everyone is equal in this man's army.  That's what a recruiter tried to pitch to me my senior year in high school.  He promised so much free shit that I thought I died and went to heaven.  Which apparently is only for guys who enroll in the army according to this recruiter.  He promised $$$, guns, orgies with young nubile women in the Phillipines and a free education to boot.  And they would even give you a nice pair of boots to go runnin in.  I said to my mother shit bitch I may just forget about college and go be all I can be in this damn army.  She then said you stupid MF don't you know lies when you hear em.  I been telling you for years that you were smart and pretty do you believe that shit too?  So I went to college and had to spend the first year drinking cheap piss beer and fucking fat drunk chicks.  Which I didn't mind ya see.  But it was the cheap piss beer that kept causing me problems because after I would fuck the fat drunk chicks I kept having to piss like a racehorse.  So finally, one night after some fat chick passes out on my dorm room bed.  I said fuckit I am not going down the hall to the communal bathroom to piss.  I'll just piss on her maybe it will wake this bitch up and send her to back to her dorm.  So I unloaded the steady stream of cheap swill all over this chick.  And wouldn't ya know it the bitch slept right thru it.  The next morning when she woke up I told her you got drunk, vomited and pissed all over yourself.  But don't worry about it I cleaned up the vomit but not much I can do about the piss.  She then apologized and thanked me profusely.  End

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a gifted drunk poster like Gambler, Nicky, London or MP....

If I missed some esteemed drunks on the board....it was unintentional..

stories... But I used to pay $50.00 extra to DC-Eden (Old timers in DC would remember Heather...such a sweetheart) girls.. I saw about 10 girls from the agency back in 2004-2006 time frame.. I had at least 4-5 piss on me, and one cutie was OK with me pissing all over mother fuckin' face..Then I lifted her up from the floor and fucked her silly on the bed.. I had drank a tall glass of lemonade and drove from VA to Dupont Circle just to piss on her and then fuck her silly..

I used to wonder if they are pissing on me, shouldn't they pay me, or at least cut me a nice discount..

In response, you pull out the real big guns:

 "When was the last time YOU sucked a dick?"

When I say that I have sucked a dick, even recently, and enjoyed it, the only explanation you can come up with is that I must be on the east coast and drunk?

Curly even if I was, or am, on the east coast and drunk, you would still be clueless....

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older man  
 he was old really old and he paid me wear NOT just wedding dress but all her outfits- he  cried  

I almost as well  

he paid well no sex was involved  
he loved his wife darling and missed her darling  
I was glad I was abel to help but it was emotional for me  as well

Most of his BS  on this board seems benign enough. Too ridiculous to worry about.  

At the same time, he strikes an alarm in my very core. I would never say something like that lightly.  But, something is not right with this guy.

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That, my dear, is an entirely different story!  I don't think the OP had anything to so with fond memories!

And since my name has been taken in vain I actually think you're both kind of right.  But also kind of wrong.
1) RidgeSchmucky is a troll and you're both taking what he said much too literally.  He is looking at the minor train wreck he helped cause and chuckling into his mom's computer.
2) Curly is right, in my book, to say that because no one got hurt and Ridgy (in his faux scenario anyway) is already cheating, there's no scat or blood involved so what's the big deal.
3) That said, plants is right for finding it creepy.  What a shock! Ridgy?  Creepy?? Yes.  He is.

and give your mind clarity. Most of these meaningless superstitious beliefs are just that meaningless and we have a lot of them.

Behind RT's idiot posts is a real guy with some very real issues.  

When the bodies are finally found in the back yard, the neighbors usually say "….he always seemed so nice and charming…."

my name is not nancy.

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That comes after your wife figures out what you did with her wedding dress.

Faux scénario or not, to think that would not be a big deal is delusional. If curly ever gets married he should give it a try and let us know how that goes. Maybe his faux wife will say: 'well since you're already cheating anyway'.....

sure...:

That I will start my hooker shopping right after I get back from honeymoon.. As far as having the fantasy of fucking her in my future wife's wedding gown, I had not given it a thought until Tucky's post.. Now the wheels are spinning...

The only reason I want to ever get married is to have kids.. The lovey dovey emotional crap doesn't interest me.. They are shackles....  

Now smile for me..  

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You're welcome.  It came to me yesterday in what I can only describe as an epiphany.  And he is SUCH a dolt.

simple observation of the obvious...lol