Hey, if any of you married guys really want to tempt fate and provoke your wife into a lorena bobbit maneuver?  

Don't just fuck around on her with other women. Take your wife's wedding dress---the one she's wistfully hoping one of your daughters might wear at her own wedding someday..... and ask one of the other women you're fucking to to wear it, while you fuck her.  

That would be truly worthy of a Darwin award.....lol...

Not to mention extraordinarily rude and disrespectful.  

And I'll add: Creepy. Definitely creepy.  Even for RT

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For those people who enjoy a golden shower? Who gives a shit?  

But, in this very same world where getting pissed on is normal, for some, asking *anyone* to wear your wife's ACTUAL wedding gown while you fuck them is a MONUMENTAL failure of good judgment, discretion, taste, class, and decency.  

If you want a bride fantasy? No problemo. But, buy a different GD dress for the occasion

Curly your killing me man...........

laughing my ass off your posts.

Nice to see we both enjoy watersports.  Nothing more I love than doing a cool-aid piss on a woman.  Just makes my day all day.

Once when I was in high school I was bout to fuck this fat chick.  I had her on my parents bed (they had the only king size bed whilst I had the single bed that I had since i was like 5 yrs old and you can't really fuck a fat chick on a kids bed).  Anyway just as I was about to get her nekkid it my father opens the door and looks in with a smile on his face and says "I will be home later".  He he he.  So I proceeded to proceed and she insisted I NOT use a condom because she didn't want that in her.  Aghast I was because the year before my brother fucked this same chick and he was a raunchy motherfucker.  So my dick went kinda limp knowing that I would be sloppy seconds to my nasty brother.  Which one time I had to take his car in for repairs (it was a stick shift) and I didn't know how to put it in reverse.  So I had to keep driving the car in circles.  Later I said to him how do you put that piece of German shit in reverse.  He said you have to push down on the stick then push back.  I mean what kinda shit is that?  When my father was in the Army he was stationed in Germany for a time and he said the people there were very nice.  I mean being black and all you wouldn't expect that from the Krauts.  But I guess when the whole world has bombed and kicked your ass silly you have to be nice even to the mud people.  Which for the Army is forbidden to because everyone is equal in this man's army.  That's what a recruiter tried to pitch to me my senior year in high school.  He promised so much free shit that I thought I died and went to heaven.  Which apparently is only for guys who enroll in the army according to this recruiter.  He promised $$$, guns, orgies with young nubile women in the Phillipines and a free education to boot.  And they would even give you a nice pair of boots to go runnin in.  I said to my mother shit bitch I may just forget about college and go be all I can be in this damn army.  She then said you stupid MF don't you know lies when you hear em.  I been telling you for years that you were smart and pretty do you believe that shit too?  So I went to college and had to spend the first year drinking cheap piss beer and fucking fat drunk chicks.  Which I didn't mind ya see.  But it was the cheap piss beer that kept causing me problems because after I would fuck the fat drunk chicks I kept having to piss like a racehorse.  So finally, one night after some fat chick passes out on my dorm room bed.  I said fuckit I am not going down the hall to the communal bathroom to piss.  I'll just piss on her maybe it will wake this bitch up and send her to back to her dorm.  So I unloaded the steady stream of cheap swill all over this chick.  And wouldn't ya know it the bitch slept right thru it.  The next morning when she woke up I told her you got drunk, vomited and pissed all over yourself.  But don't worry about it I cleaned up the vomit but not much I can do about the piss.  She then apologized and thanked me profusely.  End

older man  
 he was old really old and he paid me wear NOT just wedding dress but all her outfits- he  cried  

I almost as well  

he paid well no sex was involved  
he loved his wife darling and missed her darling  
I was glad I was abel to help but it was emotional for me  as well