What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done During For-Play Or Sex?

Probably, farting, but fortunately it was not a nasty one.  Or she was too polite to say anything.  What is yours, Ashley?

Probably having Mexican food the night before a 1st meeting, having a gas attack followed by 30min od the runs on the toilet.
1/2 a 60min appointment lost, not having theapptopriate meds in my  Magic Bag O' Tricks.  

but I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

When I accidentally fell off the bed. Lol

One drunken night in Costa Rica I was playing Caribbean Stud Poker and was getting bored, I saw a real hottie standing just a few feet away from the table, asked her over and told her I would much rather be playing with her instead of this stupid game, she of course rapidly agreed and I gathered my chips as we started heading our way to upstairs to have some fun. Life was certainly looking up.  

I was hoping she’d join us, but she took off.  
I didn’t care too much, but the gal sure did.  

Not that it didn't happen, but that having a maid walk in embarrassed you in the slightest. I have lost track on how many times that has happened to me, I don't even slow down when it happens to me now. lol

or I don't get embarrassed easily, I don't know.  
Ok I can think of something. The passing gas thing seems to happen a lot from both parties. It's no big deal.  

I was like a kid in a candy store.  A few times a week, I would go to an incall mid-morning, then enjoy a leisurely lunch, and then see a different girl after lunch.  The only time I can think of being embarrassed was one such day when I had two appointments booked.  The first girl (new to me) was obviously a little older than her ad stated, so she had the lights dimmed down a little more than normal to try to fool the customers.  Nevertheless, we had a good session, after which I jumped in the shower for a quick rinse, but did not linger because the lighting was so low, I could barely see what I was doing.  I quickly dressed and left for lunch.  

Are you also a philatelist? That's a hobby. Fucking hookers ain't no "hobby." Ask your buddy, Wu.

While I most definitely do NOT consider myself a "hobbyist" I don't mind calling what we do "a hobby"  

I think most correctly describes the way I approach fucking hookers and SB's.  Although I think as far as the sex industry goes, I lost my amateur status a long time ago, I think calling myself a professional may give the wrong impression about where I fit into the business, so hobby and hobbyist are the most comfortable terms for me.  You can call me whatever you want.  It has no effect on my reality.  

It's funny, I like to drink, gamble, golf, fish, fuck hookers, but I don't consider myself a "golfer" or a "fisherman" OTOH I do self identify as a drunk, a gambler and a whore monger.  

I didn't think that was even possible until you tried to run this weak-assed argument by the board: "This IS a hobby but I am NOT a hobbyist."  
If you were smart enough to read the NY Times (and we know you're not) you could read it right through that tissue of bullshit.

I would never use the term I front of a hooker, I only use it on the discussion boards.  In person with the ladies, I will refer to myself as a customer, a part-time boyfriend (with regulars), or just boyfriend with the girls who I have transitioned with to a real outside relationship.  Oh, and once, I referred to myself as "God's gift to a horny clit", but that was only after she said it first.  Lol

That doesn't make you a "hobbyist" it makes you a drunk.

The abject stupidity of your "rationale" is obvious to everyone but you. Perhaps you make more sense in your native Cantonese?
PS: I assume you have checked with various obscure stamp collecting sites to make certain they never refer to themselves as "hobbyists" and that the same is true of coin collectors and collectors of old toys, etc..
Or are you just pulling another one out of your ass? Again. rofl

how about buy-sexuals?

Can we say "renter-sexuals"??? It doesn't sound a whole lot different than heterosexual. lol

For some guys who go off to DR, CR or even Europe or Asia, it's avacation.  
For the rest of us, it's hometown business asusual.

It's obvious that you are "Just stupid"  

For you to back up your absurd claim that no one but us mongers calls themselves hobbyists. Oh, right. You just made up that bullshit from whole cloth, pulled it out of your ass (as usual) and have ZERO to back it up.
It's obvious that you are "just lying."
Thank you for clearing that up for us, though it was never in doubt.

Please point out where I said those exact words and I will respond.  

"The stamp collectors you love to refer to also have a hobby, it's collecting stamps. Right? Do you see any of them referring to themselves as "hobbyists" Jake"
Tell us, Wu, in Cantonese if you must, does "Do you see any of them referring to themselves as 'hobbyists'" not clearly mean you think NONE of them do? If not, WHAT WAS YOUR POINT?
OK, now cue up Wu claiming plain Engrish doesn't mean what it clearly says.

attributes it to you, how is that different than YOU making it up?

No matter WHO made it.  The admit to lying in your posts because Trump lies (he must be your secret idol), so if GaG lies FOR you, what's the difference?  Its still a lie, and since you admit lying, what's wrong with others posting lies FOR you?  It might have the effect of making your posts sound more intelligent if GaG is ghost-writing for you. Instead of whining, you should be embracing this idea.  

Are you suffering from PTSD? Please seek help.

that shows up for Laffy, its a public admission that he is the biggest moron here..    With that said, you should consider making up stuff for him, too.  At least your imaginings are often based on a real news story, and there's no question you write more intelligently than him.  Maybe offer to use his handle while he's on vacation and see what happens?

to see a total loser so full of himself.  You clearly have no concept of the reality of your existence.  If you're so awesome, why do you need Jake and IMP to come to your rescue every fucking day?  That seems contradictive to me.  

1) I don't come to Laffy's rescue. He's more than capable of defending himself. I simply feel the need to correct the many blatant mis-statements you make that are not fact-based.
2) If you really care about stupid Lefties here, may I remind you of the recently-departed arch-dunce who called himself BigGuy30? You know, the one everyone referred to as FatGirl?

He NEVER defends himself, he just changes the subject to another Dem Fake News talking point.  Do you mean you don't recognize his posts as having been on CNN a day or two before he puts them here?  The difference is, he tries to pass them off as his own thoughts.  I don't think he has had an original thought in years, except when it comes to paying for cuddling.  No other man I know would think of that.  

Gives you a different take on the meaning of"FUBAR"
"Beyond ALL Recognition"