...said she saw it on a Mets game.

An exfoliating scrub a couple of times of the week, an enema on occasion, and a trip to the doc if something is off

I looked at the site and giggled. The brush looks like it would tickle

Some of you gents may also need a reminder in good hygiene

LMAO!

I'll be happy to gift you one Jake!

Steph XO

As a certified goddess recognized by the Mount Olympus Registry of Deities, I excrete nothing more offensive than cardamom and rose petals.    

...when you pull your head out of her ass, your nose won't be brown.

nothing better than a clean crack..

It's not Soo much the cleaning part that I find hilarious, it's the conditioning. I laughed so hard.

...I forsee the My Shiney Hiney PRO, which now includes a variable speed rotating head!

Also, the convenient Squirt function on the handle injects the Cleansing Cream directly into your offending orifice!  

But wait! There's MORE!

For just an added $9.95 you can add a tactical-level flashlight to your Shiney Hiney Pro! Perfect for those dark places, dim showers or Eclipse-realted End of the World scenarios, where the power has gone out. Clean where the sun don't shine!

(As Seen On TV)