already tried out at Chippendales..said i was out of shape..not hung like a horse and not gay enough..oh well.

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It's as simple as that

Don't know if I should address this with humor, or seriousness... but hey, why the shock on the part of the government....  aren't they all ho's?  and don't they all strip their soul's bare?? I'm just askin!

It seems to cost me 300 buck an hour.

Being naked for every guy off the street who has a 10 dollar cover fee, is not exactly my idea of a good time, and far from discreet. ANYONE can see you doing that, and even snap a quick picture to pass around the office or to your family.  

Many experiences of mine have been strippers offering themselves, sometimes in the back room.

Stripping isn't cheap. You have to pay what's called a "tip out" fee to the house which can be anywhere from $100-$300 so if its a slow night, S.O.L
Plus like the other ladies said, the guys can be a handful. I like being a provider more to be honest with you. It's personal, very sexy, and you're more so in control. (^_^)

I used to bartend about 10 years ago in a club, and the ladies barely made 300 a night in most cases. That's an 8 hour shift for 300. The ones claiming they make 1k a night, are full of shit. They might make that once or twice a month, but when you have 50-70 girls, someone is getting cut. Most providers make that in less than an hour, and don't have to be seen by 100 men.