I was with a top provider in LA last week and while she was sucking my cock she reached down and started playing with my asshole with her finger.    I was so into the BBBJ that I didn't care and she started to really go deeper and deeper.   The next thing you know I was cumming like a rock star.   I don't think I would have enjoyed it if she was not giving me a BBBJ while fingering me.   Has this happened to you ?  And did you enjoy it?

That's pretty incredible.  Sounds like you'd never even heard of the idea. I've had one and it did nothing for me.  No better when my doc shoves her finger up my ass for a prostate exam.

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I've had it done to me and I've done it to myself while poppin' the pumpkin.  I think it's great if it's done right.  

I once dated a gal in grad school.  Visited her out east after graduation.  We were going at it mish and she stuck her finder up my ass....and not gently.  Apparently she learned at least one new thing since college.  She was a smart gal, but she did not seem to know the meaning of the word, "finesse."  

No warning.  The gal was a fun type nut job.

I was a bit surprised at first to say the least, but I did enjoy it and still do.

I've had others do it, but always asked first.

I prefer to stay an anal virgin.

Hopefully I won't have to go for a prostate exam in the future.
I just don't want any foreign objects or body parts up my butt.

If it happened to me, I would probably object.
Who knows, I might be caught up in the moment and not mind.

That doctors prostate massage was covered by your insurance  

Hmmm...maybe I'll see if my coverage will pay for this with a hooker  LOL

This sounds more like a random ass probing to me.  She also took a chance in doing it without saying anything because like myself, a lot of men are not fans of this.  An actual prostate massage aims for the prostate which is much like the G-spot on a woman but it's not just shoving a finger up there because as most of may know, if no prior prep work is done, she will end up with one messy finger! If she was doing this while you were face-up, she had it all wrong!   This is where some self education will come in handy.

thought it was your mouth and couldn't tell the difference between your ass and your face.

Do you really think I will believe this is the first time you have ever heard of a finger in your ass while getting a blow job? Fudhole you are an absolute idiot

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She tried. My ass locked shut. I tried to relax. It didn't work.

One time. My second experience actually.
I accidentally requested a vibrator up my butt.
We were talking, and I mentioned that the strap on service she offers was something I never heard of.
I was, and still am pretty naive.
Anyway she took that as "Shove a vibrator in my ass."
So she twists this thing, and it stars humming. I just went with it.
She was able to get that thing in! I guess the vibration helped relax things.
Well that was the best mistake I ever made. It definitely enhanced things.
She did a bj hj combo while I guess you could say fucking me with this thing!
I blew a load that had so much pressure behind it, the jizz hit the lamp!
Awesome. Never asked for it since though. I kinda felt a little violated, and a little ashamed I liked it.
You know what I mean? I'm a curious guy. Not gay though.

that is some funny shit, and nothing I would ever admit. I get weirded out when a tongue or finger even gets close.

I might be able to forgive a finger in your ass but an entire vibrator? Dude you are a blow job away from really being gay

from a hottie...or a hooker...or his SO

Could possibly be construed as the guy is gay.  Last I checked being gay means that ones sexual preference is the same sex.  Hey...saturn or hotplants...am I right?

I firmly (pun intended) believe that if it feels good...go with it.

As far as having that ole prostate massage...just make sure she knows what the fuck she's doing.  Many don't and just push and prod...I can get that from my doc (and he's not a hottie...now if some of the nurses wanted to practice on me...that might work, and it's covered by my insurance plan  LOL).

But the gals who do know...or are willing to learn...it's a terrific add on to the session.

I wish I could meet you in person.  Wow.  You key board warrior you.

Really dude....having a toy in an ass...makes you gay?

And they allow you to work in the medical field?

Sheesh..that's scary!

You remind me of the Bob Newhart character in the movie "In and Out".  Can I get "gay" from touching another gay person.  I'll bet you think you can  LOL

You must be young because you WILL get a prostate exam and you WILL get a colonastomy.

but then again, if she had asked, I wonder if I would have agreed to it.  I was kind of an up-tight kind of guy back then.

Then again, that gal could be very convincing at times.  She took a real shine to me.

Sometimes it's not bad when life tosses a bit of a curve at you.

It's not act based. It's hardwired. I don't use the term preference as it kind of has the connotation of being a choice...maybe not the exact dictionary definition, just how I see it.

And I finally get one right  

There's plenty of guys/gals in my extended family that are gay.

And no..as you said, it wasn't and isn't a choice.

Amazes me how ignorant so many out there are.  It's the same shit I heard as my daughter played elite level sports...that are predominantly male populated.  I can't tell you how often I heard that she's gay because of it.  And nope she isn't....but her brother is  LOL

would just be common decency. And that goes for he ladies who want to try something on a guy that is considered a little out of the norm.

And many times it's because I would tell a gal that I have seen ProDommes (who IMO are the best at this play).  So if a gal wants to give it a shot (pun intended) I'm usually game.

But if she's never done it, or had no feedback....it might not be a fun time.  But if johnnie boy is willing to guide a newbie on this...could be fun  

It was a little one. LOL
It is a pretty fucked up second experience. Hey. I paid for a PSE.
I got it!
She could see the look of terror on my face too. She said "Don't worry, its just a small toy."
That is something I will never forget! Columbian accent.
I am totally confident in my sexuality. So I don't see it as embarrassing.
You can be embarrassed for me if you want.  
That date got me into the hobby. The first one went ok. Just not like something I would do a lot.
That experience opened me up to the real hobby. Challenging myself.
Experiencing things that in my kinkiest dreams would never happen to me.
Having sex with strangers is in it self is a thrill.
Add new things like a (very strong btw) vibrator buzz your prostate, maybe a blindfold or two then you have a party!


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and Kramer concur  LOL

But that Elaine...she is a sneaky one  

Yea that could get messy, and downright dangerous.
The first woman I let near there was a very experienced tantric goddess. Access denied.
You got a point with the pro dom thing.
She does all sorts of shit including cuckhold. That I am not into.
She definitely knew what she was doing thank god. Because I did not.

He has been proven to write fake reviews before. He also has posted many times how he enjoys watching himself masturbate in front of a mirror. Does any one believe he actually has seen 42 ladies?

I'm not surprised he never had a finger up his ass (unless it's his own during his mirror masturbating sessions).
What surprises me is that as much time as he spends on the boards, he hasn't even heard of it!

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If so then you better expect to get stuff shoved up your ass. See Dan's post.

As a 100% hetero fan of assorted back door play, whether with providers or civilian ladies, I continue to be  amazed at the variation of technique and skill level encountered —for better or worse.

It's not easy to provide detailed instructions, but I will say that communication, lubrication and patience [as well as interpersonal chemistry and what the late LSD guru Timothy Leary cited as essentials to good acid trip, "set and setting"] are keys to a good experience.

Nevertheless, some ladies do an amazing job without guidance in a first-and-only encounter, while others, no matter how much all the above-mentioned criteria are met, just seem to be poking you in the butt.

Bottom line [heh-heh], it just seems to be another of those YMMV-type situations.

careful that could be taken as a threat and some of the other pussies might get their feelings hurt. I on the other hand don't give a fuck

Jerry found out the hard (pun intended) way that yep...they're real and they're spectacular.

I wonder if Elaine and Terry were going to charge doubles rates?

re-read it "you are a blow job away from really being gay"

A finger is one thing, getting fucked in the ass with a vibrator, takes it to a whole new level.

Is this something you don't agree on? Southern ignorance? That's just as bad as the Provider Preferences post, to lump the entire south into ignorance over a vibrator in the ass. If that's the case then yes let's chalk it up to that, if that will make you feel better.

What does working in the medical field have to do with it?

Dude you are funny, and obviously you know how to take a joke.

I enjoy exploring my fantasies as well, not so sure about a toy in the butt. It takes two days for me to drop the kids off at the pool after I see the Doctor. I just feel violated, LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

You reaffirmed it in this post.

A blow job doesn't make one gay either...or do you really believe that it makes one gay?

Do you actually know anyone gay...let alone ever chatted with them?  

Don't bother answering that question...you already have.

Ignorant people abound...go and read julies thread from yesterday.  It applies to you!

And it's not just southern ignorance...it's an epidemic in the world.

The reason I pointed out the medical field is that if you have passed any types of written exams I assume you know how to read and comprehend.  If that is the case...read up on homosexuality...ironically written by the medical community.  In conjunction with other social organizations.

Or don't and just continue to be a "redneck"...your choice.

Education will free the mind...give it a whirl.

getting others involved in this. It was a joke, Geezus.

I have members in my family that are gay, I have people that I work with that are gay, I have gay people stand in both of my weddings, MY DAUGHTER IS GAY. I have nothing against people that are gay and my repy had nothing to do with that. I don't believe it's a choice, I believe it is just the way you are. Don't lump me in with other fucktards, or your Johnnie Boy bullshit.

Obviously I touched a nerve though, hmm

My, my big man aren't you pissy over this subject.

It was a fucking joke jackass. Read my other post and get a clue. My use of the term gay was as broad as your use of redneck or southern.

Only pissy on this topic due to the broad beliefs that permeate this planet.

In all honesty, I don't have much tolerance for bigotry in any form.

I know I won't live to see (nor anyone here either) long enough to see a world without bigotry and hatred...but I strive to see it get better with each generation.

in LA, does not even have a damn website lol. Well, at least we know he takes it in the ass now...bet he can take a foot or two in that thing with all the shit he tries to talk. Shill reviews, can't read or write...yea, but he was a fight pro. Bwahahahaa...yea, we are all that and then some on a hooker board though lol. This fktard gets dumber with every post. Probably also why he has to bash any woman over 30....they tend to be smarter and more experienced than him.



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My ATF does it all the time.

and each time they were on their backs, not ass in the damn air. If you insert nail side down and bend like "come hither" just back the fk up. Bitches explode and tend to kick you in the head. Just saying.

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... Medic and CPA go at each other in a testosterone battle.

It's comical to watch two supposedly intellectual guys acting like complete dumbasses.



Serpius

One of the best things I've read on this forum since I joined.  

If you only really knew.

But you don't...and never will.

Posted By: serpius

... Medic and CPA go at each other in a testosterone battle.

It's comical to watch two supposedly intellectual guys acting like complete dumbasses.



Serpius

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

She tried. My ass locked shut. I tried to relax. It didn't work.

One time. My second experience actually.
I accidentally requested a vibrator up my butt.
We were talking, and I mentioned that the strap on service she offers was something I never heard of.
I was, and still am pretty naive.
Anyway she took that as "Shove a vibrator in my ass."
So she twists this thing, and it stars humming. I just went with it.
She was able to get that thing in! I guess the vibration helped relax things.
Well that was the best mistake I ever made. It definitely enhanced things.
She did a bj hj combo while I guess you could say fucking me with this thing!
I blew a load that had so much pressure behind it, the jizz hit the lamp!
Awesome. Never asked for it since though. I kinda felt a little violated, and a little ashamed I liked it.
You know what I mean? I'm a curious guy. Not gay though.

to gain some ground. You could learn something from said battle. Well first you would need TESTOSTERONE (ask your Dr. he might be able to give you a cream that you could insert in your vagina). The other significant piece of equipment for the battle INTELLECT.

He made his points and I made mine, neither one backing down. Two worthy opponents with a mutual RESPECT for each other. You on the other hand posses none of the above...It's almost sad. Come to think of it, that is a perfect description of you...SAD=Stalking Asshole Douche

London,

When did you turn 30?

And what do you do. watch?

just couldn't pass that up