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Bootyhugs! 2057 reads
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Saw this ad for a lapdance "aid" for men.  Totally NOT promoting them.  I have no idea.  Probably a little gimmick trying to make money on the bachelor party gift scene.  Or maybe they work.  Think they'd need to sell slacks too, though.  And then there would be clean up.  And there is no picture.  Anyone try this?

no_email 3 Reviews 474 reads
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I don't visit strip clubs, so I have never had a 'lap dance'. This is my question do men usualy reach climax when recieving a lap dance? I thought a lapdance was just to get aroused. This product looks like a lubricant.

I don't want cum in pants.

Theperfectmassage 684 reads
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and it was a full contact nude bar alcohol was not allowed.. anyway the guy's use to get 3 dances for $50.00   and when I started getting my regulars they started telling me all their trade secrets.. They would come into the club watch a few girls and get hard and go straight to the bathroom and put on a condom and go and choose a girl for a lapdance and it was a full grind club and the guy's use to cum in the condoms during the lapdances and then just go into the bathroom after the dance was done and take off the condom and throw it in the garbage and clean up and then do it all over again until they were left dry!!! Well once the girls got wind of this everybody freaked the fuck out because we were naked and some guy's weren't smart enough to put on a rubber and cum in his pants and we were scared we would catch something!!! So the strip club started making it mandatory that all the girls bring a towel with them and put the towel across the customers crotch before we were allowed to dance!!!

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 465 reads
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but I used to go to strip clubs here in the Big Easy. Pretty girls (most of the time) , they would dance, grind on you, flirt, make you buy them over priced drinks. I think that maybe ONCE I got a full hard on, much less cum in my pants.

I really would have thought that website was a joke, until your thread.

Now I will say this, that girl on the video knows how to grind on a dick. Anybody know if she is a provider? And where? LOL

Theperfectmassage 452 reads
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Posted By: MagicMedic
but I used to go to strip clubs here in the Big Easy. Pretty girls (most of the time) , they would dance, grind on you, flirt, make you buy them over priced drinks. I think that maybe ONCE I got a full hard on, much less cum in my pants.

I really would have thought that website was a joke, until your thread.

Now I will say this, that girl on the video knows how to grind on a dick. Anybody know if she is a provider? And where? LOL

liquidlapdance 2452 reads
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Hey Guys,

I do the customer support for LiquidLapdance.com.  We saw a lot of traffic coming from TER today, and I think it must have been because of this thread.

The product is real, and we've got a lot of happy customers.  

I've used the product many times myself.  If you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them here.

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