http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

Unfortunately, my prospects of getting any one of the 3 today is, at best, dismal.

You do know that you can just go out and buy a blowjob, a steak, and a pie, right?

Van exercises "self control" because he has to. Hopefully some day that will change for him and he too can start making a pig out of himself. lol

each to his own........

As long as you're the one eating the tofu and I'm just making/cooking it.  The DATY part I can handle.  For me, just another day at the "Y".  Same tongue, different girl.  

Being poor and having the inability to buy things doesn't count as self control by any stretch. If anything it's quite the opposite. Poor people blow money on all kinds of stupid shit.

I also celebrate on the US and Australian dates. The Aussie day is March 20th.

When I saw the headline I was worried you were going to say, once as a receiver and once as a giver. Lol

doubling down on the blowjob tomorrow

on stuff like bread, milk, and eggs and at the end of the day, there is no money left for liquor and pussy.  If they DID have a little self control, their lives would be better.  Shorter, but better.  

Virtual Greek. Maybe you'll only get "virtual" shit on your dick.

I'm partial to smoked tofu in fried rice

But you might have to teach me where the line is between "smoked" and burned.  Lol    I know how to do fried rice.   Just don't try to tell me how to DATY.  I'm a professional.  You can trust me with your girl parts.   MANY have trusted me, and NONE have died.  Wish I could say that for my cooking.  

pie and pussy
but I'm all out of pie
hmm

double down
thats funny af

Actually, I make $16.09 per hour. I've been trying to get a promotion. Fingers crossed.

This has been a good week.  ...and I haven't even seen a SB or provider yet!  Wife must be ovulating, its the only time she is horny.  Saving money, eating right and getting my rocks off.  This week is how I envisioned my married life.  By next week I won't exist except as a cuddle and a peck on the lips.  Then back to the hobby again.  Its nice to vacation away from it for a week though.

Yummmmmmm....😜