Who says there's no more rare gems to be found on CL anymore? If TER wanted to update the rating qualifiers for looks here's a post from missed connections post worth checking out.  

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Re - Should I have to be drunk to screw?
Date: 2010-09-30, 4:15PM MST
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Consent cannot be given when an individual is intoxicated. Sex without consent is sexual assault/rape. Consent is an active process and a responsibility shared by both partners in any relationship. Based on the Urban Dictionary scale below, if you're an eight, I really am in a quandary of why you're not getting laid more often and by mutually scaled men. It may be based more on your narcissistic personalty, though I'll default on that, based on your notion that you claim not to be. Which ultimately leads me to believe that you haven't found a man that can take care of business in bed. If you had, even if he was a tad under a seven, you would still be yearning to get back under the covers, or in the kitchen, or the couch, or the fishing and tackle aisle in wlamart, I don't know what gets you going, but neither does any of the guys who dated you. That's your problem. Can I be frank? I don't think they listen to you. I think they tell you what you want to hear. You want them to thirst for knowledge about who you are, all the complicated splendor that is women. When their love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.

The rating scale for people's looks. It goes like this.

1- Monster can't look at them or they'll burn your eyes out.
2- Heinous, Busted- Needs plastic surgery.
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly.
4- Below Average/Unattractive- Someone you'd never go out with.
5-Average, could be slightly unnatractive, someone you wouldn't look at twice.
6- Barely Do-able, that's if they're "endowed" in other places. If not, you most likely wouldn't. But they can look ok if they try hard.
7- Cute/Doable- someone you wouldn't be ashamed of. Definitely Date material/maybe more.
8-General Hot/Good Looking- May or may not be exotic looking or just average hot, but definitely someone you'd fuck, want to have a long term relationship with.
9-Super Smoking Hot- People you don't see in public often and someone you'd die to fuck.
10- Perfection- dosen't exist but someone can be as high as a 9.9, close to it.