Got this girl's info off TER, all reviews are positive and all mentioned BJ and F/S.
So I called, got the girl answering, set up appointment.
Went through a two call system, up in the hotel room. A warm hug, small talk. The girl's hot. So, everything looks promising. Then......
It's just a routine screening question, like "are you affiliated with a law enforcement". Everyone should just say no, even an actual undercover cop, right? Well, I am not really a cop, but I do work with th police as a civilian contractor and do training of cops on computer stuff. So I was stupid enough to offer a different answer "well..., I am kinda related..., but nothing to worry about..."
Then, I can feel the girl suddenly turned cold. And claim she only offer deep tissue massage. She went to the closet, took her about 5 minute to get her "gears" out for my session (prepared, huh).
I was like, "hey, baby, I am safe, can't we just..." and nothing but cold rejection. She even acted insulted like I "mistook" her for a "sex worker", LOL.
After a few try without any sign of success, I gave up. Downgraded my session to a 30 minute "massage" and "enjoyed" a good "professional rubdown", she won't even allow me to touch her.
It was a good massage. But given what I expected, that's a major blow. And I don't blame the girl. Safety first, right. It's just me being an airhead, LOL.
Good thing that I got a 100 bucks back, and went for an Asian girl for 130. It turn out to be great. So I paid pretty 330 for a rubdown and a laid from two girls. But I will always regret what I did to miss my shot with the first girls.
I double checked the first girl's profile when I got back, she does provide full service. So it was actually me. LOL.

That's kind of funny!  It sucks, but how can you blame her?  I once asked a fellow what kind of work he did.  He then spent 10 minutes explaining that he was only a security guard and not actually affiliated with the police.

"Ray next time if someone asks if you are a God say YES!"  Dr. Vinkman

It's just me being stupid. And I have to tell story because it's kinda funny when you think of it.

She is actually pretty nice the whole time.

why is she asking you once you are there? Didn't she screen ahead of time?

Besides, there is no point in even asking. Does she expect a cop to say, "why yes, actually I am an officer of the law and I am here to arrest you in case you offer me sex."

I'm not sure which of you were the dumber one in this scenario.

blame others for their own fuck ups. At least your day wasn't a total loss. What the heck $330 for two rubdowns and a full session with one of them isn't the worst way to spend a day.

Thanks for the laugh, even if it came at your own expense.

I was in the clutches of a snare one time, which did not result in an arrest, but after some pressing by the officer to cut a verbal deal (which I didn't do thank god!) I did ask the question..."are you a police officer".  Of course the cop said NO.  Actually ended up having a pretty good conversation with the cop, and learned that the question "are you a police officer" can actually be used against you in a trial because if you are not in a position to do anything illegal the question is not necessary.

This question can be used against you in a trial.

The lady did do the right thing though.  I wouldn't have offered the massage though.  I would have suggested it was time for us to go to lunch as planned!



Jenni