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Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 3452 reads
posted
1 / 27

From time to time, I have an encounter with someone who keeps his chewing gum in his mouth throughout our entire date.  For most of the time, I suppose it stays tucked inside the cheek, but these people don't spit it out prior to kissing, or DATY or anything else.

I don't understand this.  

Do you keep it in your mouth with the thought that this helps maintain fresh breath?

You just like always having it in your mouth?  

There doesn't seem to be a good time to suddenly spit it out?

Why?    

If you do this, please explain your reason(s) to me! :-)

(Sure, I could ask, but that might create an awkward or uncomfortable moment and that is absolutely NOT what I want to do!)

 
PS ~ How am doing on the "silly" question scale??  LMAO!!

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 158 reads
posted
2 / 27

This is a good silly topic. It's also one I never saw before. I haven't checked the archives, so I can't guaranty it hasn't been asked before, but I personally do not recall seeing it.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 185 reads
posted
3 / 27

Silliness and originality are qualities I value highly!!  :-)

impposter 49 Reviews 163 reads
posted
4 / 27

Posted By: Debra_Hollander

From time to time, I have an encounter with someone who keeps his chewing gum in his mouth throughout our entire date.  For most of the time, I suppose it stays tucked inside the cheek, but these people don't spit it out prior to kissing, or DATY or anything else.  
   
 I don't understand this.    
   
 Do you keep it in your mouth with the thought that this helps maintain fresh breath?  
   
 You just like always having it in your mouth?    
   
 There doesn't seem to be a good time to suddenly spit it out?  
   
 Why?    
   
 If you do this, please explain your reason(s) to me! :-)  
   
 (Sure, I could ask, but that might create an awkward or uncomfortable moment and that is absolutely NOT what I want to do!)  
   
   
 PS ~ How am doing on the "silly" question scale??  LMAO!!
Also: would you prefer that he keep it in his mouth or have it end up someplace else:

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 101 reads
posted
5 / 27

for Providers to be completely shaved.  Pulling gum out of hair is the worst.  Sometimes it might not be gum, just a large wad of mucus that he doesn't want to swallow.  

I probably should have given a PSA - don't-read-before-lunch   warning?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 127 reads
posted
6 / 27

you leave it on the bedpost overnight.  

mrfisher 108 Reviews 116 reads
posted
7 / 27
NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 94 reads
posted
8 / 27

... I can't fuck and chew gum at the same time.  :D

cspatz 67 Reviews 112 reads
posted
9 / 27

.... The first time I asked her to remove it then I said the hell with seeing as it never got in the way of anything. I don't know why she does it and have no intention of asking.

Hpygolky 205 Reviews 177 reads
posted
10 / 27

I'm one of those "Perpetual Gum-Chewers". But 9 out of 10 times it's gone when we meet or when she's opens the door. But sometimes I'll be so wound up that I'll forget...but by then I'll spit it out when we meet and where it lands, it lands...sorry. I got to get better at this...
One time, long ago when I use to see a certain regular, I'd spit it out on a patch of flowers she had by her front door, did it every time. Then one day as I was leaving she tells me, "And next time don't spit your fucking gum on my flowers!"...Lesson learn, swallow it if you forget.

sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 111 reads
posted
11 / 27

Was famous for giving a BJ whilst still having gum in her mouth. Her humor is missed.

chloemercier See my TER Reviews 103 reads
posted
13 / 27

kindly ask, "Hey do you mind getting rid of the gum?" with a sweet smile. He'll then hurry to spit it out so you two can get to business ;) :)

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 116 reads
posted
14 / 27

So a CIM finish would result in "cumgum"?

micktoz 41 Reviews 71 reads
posted
15 / 27
Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 153 reads
posted
16 / 27

Thanks to all those offering their advice on handling this situation, but as it happens, it doesn't bother me one bit. ;-)

I'm simply curious about it! LOL!  :-)

TectorGorch 17 Reviews 146 reads
posted
17 / 27

What do they make fog horns out of?

JakeFromStateFarm 143 reads
posted
18 / 27

I don't recall any post ever saying a girl had a call picked up by the wife of a just-deceased client she was expecting to come over.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 97 reads
posted
19 / 27

Novelty song collector!

Bigben68 10 Reviews 85 reads
posted
21 / 27

Any providers (under 50) with dentures???

Asking for a friend......😮

ElTorro 15 Reviews 142 reads
posted
22 / 27

keep chewing it long after all the flavour is gone. I don't know why they love to chew gum, but my only incentive for doing so was to keep my breath fresh, now I just use breath mints. I have never encountered a provider who chews gum, but there could still be a first. If it did happen though, I'd tell her the same thing I tell the smokers, which is to wait till the session ends. Imagine if the gum gets stuck to the condom while she's giving me head, then when she realizes what's happened, she bursts a hole in the condom while trying to detach the gum. See, this is why she just needs to spit the damn thing out her mouth and wait till we're done.

JakeFromStateFarm 162 reads
posted
25 / 27
mrfisher 108 Reviews 78 reads
posted
27 / 27

Lost her toothers in a bad auto accident.

 
Didn't affect performance however.

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