I have taken the liberty of reprinting here for my TER colleagues and providers an excerpt from a research paper I recently submitted to the American Journal of Irreproducible Phenomena" that establishes once and for all that the male brain is bigger - and therefore superior to - the female brain. For the male hobbyists on this forum, cheer on!  For the female providers - read it and weep!!

"The size of the brain is established at an early age, with the whole brain volume at 95% of its adult size by the age of 4. Most men are thrilled to learn of this fact, since we have to wait until puberty for our other brain to grow.

However, the brain continues to develop through the teen age, with many of these changes being sex specific.

Here are the important points: In the adult brain, the overall cerebral size is LARGER in men than women. There are specific parts of the brain that are larger in women, these parts are linked to specific biophysiologic differences between men & women:

The caudate nucleus (the "committment" area of the brain) is larger in women. Also larger in women are the hippocampus (the "shopping" area), some prefrontal cortical regions devoted to jealousy, the superior temporal gyrus (the chocolate area), and some white matter structures such as the anterior commisure inportant for telephone skills.

In the male, the hypothalamus (devoted to sex), stria terminalis (also sex), cerebral ventricles(sex & sports), and the splenium and genu of the corpus callosum are larger. These latter areas are not well understood but seem to be the center for "lame excuses" and quite possibly "toilet aiming" behavior.

In regions where the volume of the structure may not be different, there may be a difference in neuron density. For example, a region of the suprachiasmatic nucleus, which controls crotch scanning behavior, contains twice as many neurons in men until middle age, when the sex difference reverses and then ultimately disappears."

I cant help but wonder, if our brains are superior, then why is that WE are paying them and not visa versa? just sayin[EOM]

I assume you are referring to the size of the donation.

we pay them cuz we're too smart to think they'd sleep with us for free

they take our money cuz they're too dumb to think we're that smart to think otherwise

So you've made it clear male brains are bigger but you forgot to mention that we do more with less. Once again men are thinking size matters and forgetting it's what you do with it. LOL

My post was (actually after Cro-Mag's) and was referring to the size of the brain since Hotoff kept repeating 'larger', 'larger'..

Wasn't it Robin Williams that said that God gave man two brains, but only enough of a blood supply to operate one of them at a time?? I would like to think about it more, but I'm getting hard and ready to pass out again.

There are those doubting Johnsons, that is doubting "Thomases"! who argue that size is immaterial, and what's important is how you wiggle the cortex.  

To test this theory, we attempted a double-blind cross over trial which failed miserably when the damn pinheads in the control group kept getting their heads stuck in the coke bottles!

It has been hypothesized since the 1700's that the reason women look the way they do (petite, child-like)is because through evolution they have become developmentally stuck.
People in general tend to gravitate toward children and want to protect them. It is thought that men tended to want to mate with cute child-like women because they were drawn to protect them. This resulted in women only developing half-way to adulthood. This may explain those 5'3" women that look like little elves.
This may sound wacky, but think about how many men make fun of women that are large or have "masculine" features. Most men want cute slim women.

Saying "larger and larger" was critical to the success of the male ego and the fast food industry. Yea Baby!!

hide the evidence!