Really!  It's just as bad when I was reading the thread about GFE vs PSE.  The GFE scenario described in that thread got me pretty hard, lol...  But yeah, I've signed up today for VIP to read the couple messages that I've received, as well as to check out the reviews on the provider I've been interested in.  Also plan on doing a bit of window shopping other providers as well.  Only problem is that these reviews are getting me so hot for my #1 choice and I dunno when she'll be back in town!

So who else gets turned on by a nice provider review?

Haha!  Sorry.  I guess it's just that newbie excitement and enthusiasm.  :P

some guys can write really good ones..the whole point of the " juicy details" section is to get your juices flowing..looks like its working Mr. Woody..

Posted By: Mr.Tennis

Really!  It's just as bad when I was reading the thread about GFE vs PSE.  The GFE scenario described in that thread got me pretty hard, lol...  But yeah, I've signed up today for VIP to read the couple messages that I've received, as well as to check out the reviews on the provider I've been interested in.  Also plan on doing a bit of window shopping other providers as well.  Only problem is that these reviews are getting me so hot for my #1 choice and I dunno when she'll be back in town!

So who else gets turned on by a nice provider review?  

You say you get off on good reviews, I wonder if the masochists get off on bad reviews?

Re: Looks Like a Naughty Face to Me

it is in the eyes

I get excited reading the erotic literature, but always take into consideration that they are all fantasy.  Not everything written is true.  I have fellas who love strap on play, but are afraid to mention this fact in any review due to being judged by the members of this board.  Sad, but true.

Sometimes guys will over state their "sexual prowess" like how many time and ways they "got her off".
I'm sure if you were to interview the lady her version may be slightly different. LOL!
Also, there may be some "kinky" stuff you don't want to include or if the lady performs an act that is not standard offering on her profile; or date runs over, or the two of you do anything OTC.
So you need to take things with a grain of salt. In overall, reviews are just a rough guide as to how well (or not well) the date went and an indication of what you might expect from the same lady. As always, I see it as YMMV. I personally, don't read a lot of reviews as I find most of them on the boring side. I scan the lady's profile and the column with the scores she got from each reviewer; I look for consistency more than high scores. Like the Olympics, I "throw out" the highest and lowest score.

so I can track it back !!!

to read his and hers versions of the same session... to bad the girls can't review us.. or at least comment on our comments... or maybe that's a good thing...

he: "I stuffed my 9-1/2 schlong so deep into her, I was tickling her tonsils"
she: "I reached between his legs to guide him into me and thought 'I need to call LR, she's gonna love this pencil dick'"

he: "I went down on her and gave her three orgasms in two and a half minutes"
she: "he crawled between my thighs, I groaned loudly and thrust my hips wildly three times and he was ready to go doggy.. thank God.. I needed to finish my grocery list"

Where the girl takes what's given & likes it...

"it's my mojo bebe"


xxx
Jinni