Not getting any. *GAG*

I've never figured out the whole sneezing fetish thing.

Yup, there's porn for that too.

You didn't specify if the two gay dudes were also Islamist Jihadists. So yes, yes maybe the world would explode.

Count yourself lucky then. It brings me my lunch to the back of my throat.

The envelope.

Insert money, lick and seal with a kiss.

I was lounging here watching some kinky porno online, just jacking away and have a good old time and I come upon foot fetish porn and totally loose my hard-on.  I can't stand seeing a man's mouth anywhere near a woman's foot.  I don't mind women sucking toes and licking feet, but not men doing it.  I admit that's sexist, but there it is.  At least I'm not totally foot-phobic.  Its like a biological thing, I feel.  Its weird because I don't mind eating ass or being submissive to a woman in other ways.  But take the tootsies out of their shoes and its like Kryptonite.

So what's your sex Kryptonite?

....excrement??? I cannot even describe the sadness it brings me to think of it....

As much as I love sex, I'm really a very sexually limited person, to be honest! Outside of light rough play (spanking, light choking, hair pulling) and occasional lesbianism (which both are considered fairly normal these days) I don't cop to any deviant or unorthodox play! I feel I do what do well, hell, I would even go so far as to say with my limits it causes me to focus on honing my skills of the "craft". So if a guy is up for some good old fashioned, passionate, every-which-way-but-the-ceiling fuckin', or maybe throwin' a friend in, I can make dreams come true-- just don't play with my feet, stick a cucumber in there or pee on me!


Dani

Anything anal.....just the thought of what the anus is used for is a definite turn-off!

I think rimming is disgusting. Not getting rimmed, I admit it feels good but why would you lick the very hole that SHIT come out of? Even if they clean there, if you like it good enough, I think there's bound to be,  some fecal residue. EEUUWWW! I don't care how good looking a provider is, SHIT is SHIT. It's the same thing, no different if it's from a 90 year old man, or a beautiful looking 18 year old girl. And as far as getting rimmed, would you DFK the girl afterwards??? Would you even DFK a girl that may have licked the ass of some guy before you??? I avoid the rimmers now, or if I see one, no DFK, which is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Maybe on should lick the other persons  asshole while the other sticks his foot in his partners asshole. would the world explode?

i can sooo relate to be really into a nice porno then WHAM! they throw in a scene of something you find utterly repulsive. the two sexual activities (and i'm not even getting into fetishes, as that's really a different ballgame) which do that to me are 1. daty; and 2. girl-on-girl action of any kind, even kissing. witnessing either of those things just completely kills any sexual vibe and feeling i may have going on, not just for that moment either but for the rest of the day at least.

As a young man, I used to work in a place that made the adhesive for envelopes.  There's no controls on the manufacturer of envelope adhesive.  They piss and spit and throw dead mice into that stuff.  I never licked an envelope again after that job.  I guess that's why rimming ain't no biggie to me now.

Roman or vomit. I'd take a steamy turd over a barf anyday. I guess you could say gettin' sick makes me sick.

Was with a really gorgeous hot lady who just couldn't get enough. She wore me out then broke out the toys. Everything was fine until the toy went in the ass and then straight to the mouth for more lubrication and then back to the ass. Pretty much killed the mood for me. I've done my share of tossing the salad but that was more than I could handle.

The technique described could also be done with 2 gals going at it.  You win the gender neutral award.

I compleeeeeeeeeetely agree!  I'll pass on any provider who lists rimming as a menu item, unless they specify it's "receiving only".  Yeah, I know ............ I've been spending too much time slumming on one of my local boards.  LOL  

Fecal bacteria, anyone?

tip of the hat to John Belushi on SNL for that.

(Can anyone find a video of that Smucker's Jam skit?  I've been trying with no luck on You Tube.)

In no particular order: 1) scat 2) roman showers (if you don't know what this is, you don't want to 3) anything involving children 4) Anything truly not wanted: I like role play at times  but underneath it has to be PLAY.  Real rape etc is a BIG turn off  5) real heavy pain

As long as I leave the session alive, uncontaminated and happy, anything is fair game!

I'm with you.

If you know the movie I'm referring to you're laughing your ass off!

That's scary and disgusting all at the same time

The ex is a little less sickening.

Arseholes! That would be the opposite effect and a sure0fire way to get some good old fashioned e coli.... Mmmm...

Much more toxins have accumulated in the body by then and your organs don't work as well! So you should REALLY watch out for those old ones! ha ha!

But yes, I forgot to add that to my list! That is GROSS.

I am not a fan of anything that involves asses and mouths in any way. Particularly my tongue in direct contact with the actual shit dispenser... No; no thank you....

I am not even a fan of the finger in the ass for the blowjob, but I will do it. I am always afraid I'm gonna get "shot" in the eye and go to rub it with that finger! ha ha!




Dani

I have to disagree with you on foot play.  For me I much prefer to be the provider than the recipient (actually just realized that I don't think I ever have been recipient but can't imagine enjoying that any more than being the provider - to the right lady of course).

My ATF is a lovely K-girl whom I met while surfing spas in Dallas a decade ago.  She is the most beautiful women I have ever had the privilege of being with.  Her body and skills have never been matched by anyone - and I talking probably 300 plus opportunities for that not to be so.  Face and form the equal of anyone in Playboy or Penthouse.

Jackie actually managed that spa where I met her and over the several years I had the pleasure to be with her she introduced me to and taught me many things.  Her lovemaking was incredible and over time I became so grateful for the many pleasures which she bestowed upon me that I was ever seeking how I could reciprocate beyond the obvious ($).  Being in charge of her spa, on those occasions (times of the month) when she could not be available, she would personally select from among the other girls to provide me with a companion of the moment, always encouraging me with a smile and sincerity in her voice for me to "enjoy and have a wonderful time".  I am absolutely certain that she instructed each of these girls to give me their very, very best and that they always did.  Upon finish, Jackie would always ask "did you enjoy" to which I would always respond by saying "she was wonderful, but alas she was not YOU".  Once when I missed her on the way out, she even called me to make certain I had a good time.

Back to the feet....over time, I began to incorporate the massage skills I had learned from Jackie (and others) into our foreplay.  I made it a point to give Jackie a full body massage prior to our sex play.  She enjoyed it more and more and one day when I had worked my way down from kneading her buttocks and thighs (lovely view of her ass and pussy from this angle), when I got done rubbing her calves I began to massage her feet.  Having never even considered it before, I lifted her lower leg and brought her foot to my mouth.  I took each toe in one at a time, sucking on it as I would a nipple or even her clit.  Her response was almost immediate and I am quite certain she O'd before I ever touched one of the major erogenous zones.  As I incorporated this into our regular routines she became ever more responsive and voracious in her pleasuring of me.

It all became a part of the best of most intense lovemaking I have ever enjoyed.  Thank you Jackie!  I love you to this day and if you were available and I could find you I would marry you tomorrow.!!!

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I prefer to play sweet & nasty baby! Secret Taboos are my specialty.

Read your latest review.  I'm in love.  After I clean out my shorts, I'll read the others.  It'll take a while!

I HAVE insatiable appetite to do Anal  in all positions  , rimming  and not just rimming   but deep rimming  and ass to mouth