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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 836 reads
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2 / 40

Add to that, she burns 2/3 of the time on a dinner date at dinner, and the guy only gets one pop in 3 hours. If the provider in question here is not getting any shit for being safe, more power to her. I don't do cbj because it's boring, but if someone else can make that kind of money without putting themselves at more risk, who am I to care lol. You go girl!

skarphedin 701 reads
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3 / 40
Udo 735 reads
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4 / 40

I can get a bbbjcim for $50 in Tijuana.

It's a sin for some provider to rip-off hobbyist for a $1500 for cbj. Better to give money to the inner city kids with no fathers around.

It's a SIN.

inicky46 61 Reviews 639 reads
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5 / 40

LOL!  Man, you have turned into a one-trick pony.  It's sad.

-- Modified on 12/3/2013 10:28:23 AM

Back_In_Black 695 reads
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6 / 40

Posted By: Udo
I can get a bbbjcim for $50 , the Mrs wanted 75 but 50 is all I have . People don't tip like the old days and my paper route has shrunk , like my penis . It never really grew to true troll size its more of an elf dick like me ...
   
I hope some day to meet a girl like her , she is pretty and I jerked off all morning to her picture . That was free , I will not pay for that . Mom said whacking off was healthy to clean the dirty dick. I also will pleasure myself to inicky he is my new friend here ...I write to him and speak of my affection, I also rub one out to curly and CPA they are my board buddies. Oh back to the 50 $ yes it is alot but she is nice and lets me do bb , I must tell the truth as Christmas is upon us . I bought my wife online , she is plastic and I blow her up . We play together too she is my friend and from a foreign land china . I had lied and that mad me sad so I now tell the truth . Mom would be happy , oh time to go I must put on my coat and hide under staircases , I say boo and show my stuff .....I am udo , and I'm a troll ...;)....happy day...

Back_In_Black 567 reads
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7 / 40

SUCKS ! Mangina capital of the world ! Yup its true ......sad isn't it ........;).......u a girl ? And if so , u hotttt ?  

Liked your summary too....l8r.

Back_In_Black 704 reads
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8 / 40

And if your a dude ? This gay moment is OVER ! Have a nice day ......;)....
 

Posted By: Back_In_Black
SUCKS ! Mangina capital of the world ! Yup its true ......sad isn't it ........;).......u a girl ? And if so , u hotttt ?  
   
 Liked your summary too....l8r.

GaGambler 475 reads
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9 / 40

but if it were possible for there to be a plane crash with only one casualty, count me in for wishing for one.

I will most likely also be in Thailand at the time, I will keep my eyes open for a diseased ridded Kraut, trolling for underaged virgins. Be sure to look both ways before crossing those busy streets, accidents do happen lmao

random133 117 Reviews 677 reads
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10 / 40

Wall Street money $1500 is not that much to drop for a date but I'm also skeptical when I read these types of stories.  First,  all the brand name dropping is a bit sophomoric--who's she trying to impress? Second,  I'm no fan of Madonna but I think something she said a long time ago applies here: When it comes to what went down in a bedroom between consenting adults it's a good idea to STFU.

Cosette 576 reads
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11 / 40

I'm pretty sure he's a dude. Waiting on a sandwich and blow job from moi.  But doesn't like NYC apparently. No bueno.

Back_In_Black 707 reads
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12 / 40

Like Ashley ....her phone will ring and some bored loser with a few bucks will want the novelty hooker .dumb , to say the least . I mean who would really hire her or want a scandal ? I'm not judging what she did or why but do these stories really help these girls after their life has been exposed ? And who really knew her anyway ? But know everyone will ? Makes you say? Well I don't know , different people say different things ......this paper loves these girls , good for sales ..

Posted By: phunhog
Wall Street money $1500 is not that much to drop for a date but I'm also skeptical when I read these types of stories.  First,  all the brand name dropping is a bit sophomoric--who's she trying to impress? Second,  I'm no fan of Madonna but I think something she said a long time ago applies here: When it comes to what went down in a bedroom between consenting adults it's a good idea to STFU.

Udo 933 reads
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13 / 40

It's wheels up for Thailand in just over five weeks!

I fly Chicago to Shanghai via United Airlines and Shanghai to Bangkok via Thai Airways. Please wish me a safe trip!

The money that I pay the Thai women for bbfs goes to support their families. $50 goes a long way in rural Thailand where most working girls come from!

Back_In_Black 445 reads
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14 / 40

You got treatment I'd have a party .. if you got run over by a jack ass I'd laugh .. if you ...well who wants to play "if udo" anyone ????? Its the new rage , just type in "if" then give udo some ideas its a sin not to !  
 

Posted By: Udo
It's wheels up for Thailand in just over five weeks!  
   
 I fly Chicago to Shanghai via United Airlines and Shanghai to Bangkok via Thai Airways. Please wish me a safe trip!  
   
 The money that I pay the Thai women for bbfs goes to support their families. $50 goes a long way in rural Thailand where most working girls come from!

GaGambler 426 reads
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15 / 40

You really need a new schtick, this one is on it's last legs.

and a diseased, white pedestrian getting run over in the busy streets of Bangkok won't harm any local Thais, and might just save a few from getting infected by you. Who knows, I might just get a medal? I know I will receive the highest praise possible from your "fan club" here on TER. So remember to look both ways before crossing the street, I do want to give you a sporting chance Well as sporting a chance as you can expect when pitting two tons of steel against a giant pile of diseased German Bratwurst. I would have said Knockwurst, but despite your claims, or more acccurately "because" of your claims, I doubt your sausage is that big, unless of course it's a side effect of the swelling from your multiple STD's

Back_In_Black 648 reads
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16 / 40

Yeah I thought so too , but didn't someone below refer to he/she as a girl ?? In a thread ? I like the catchy 1 liners , neat idea .....

 
xoxoxo....;)........oh u went drinking again without us !!!! Bad girl , spank yourself solfly and say oh bib xoxox.;)...

 

 
 
Posted By: Cosette
I'm pretty sure he's a dude. Waiting on a sandwich and blow job from moi.  But doesn't like NYC apparently. No bueno.

Dr Who revived 504 reads
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17 / 40

Why in the fuck would you fly from your home in San Francisco to Chicago to catch a flight to SEA?

Hey...Still waiting.  I've got a few more friends who dearly want to meet you as well.

You do like bracelets...right?
Posted By: Udo
It's wheels up for Thailand in just over five weeks!  
   
 I fly Chicago to Shanghai via United Airlines and Shanghai to Bangkok via Thai Airways. Please wish me a safe trip!  
   
 The money that I pay the Thai women for bbfs goes to support their families. $50 goes a long way in rural Thailand where most working girls come from!

Udo 464 reads
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18 / 40

I never said anything about living in San Francisco. I live in Chicago Bucktown neighborhood.

Udo 526 reads
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19 / 40

An airplane crash will kill many Asians in Shanghai or Bangkok.

Since my Filipina wife is meeting me in Bangkok, I might just deflower via bareback a few virgins at a higher cost to protect my wife from STDS. I will give the women money for Plan B to prevent any "street urchin" children from running around Thailand!

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 482 reads
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20 / 40

Is you ass jealous of the amount of shit that come out of your mouth?

Back_In_Black 375 reads
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22 / 40

Posted By: Udo
But I did ? Oooops ....;).........hey , have fun and get that hot ass of yours ready for the big house .....;).....those guys love bb and it won't even cost u 50 $ .....;).......

Dr Who revived 624 reads
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23 / 40

Sure dude...whatever you say.

Now you want to claim to live in Bucktown...after you only claimed to buy some slum property there.

Is that where you hide under the stairwell?

Still waiting...lots of my friends want to meet you.  Guess you are a ladyboy!
Posted By: Udo
I never said anything about living in San Francisco. I live in Chicago Bucktown neighborhood.

Back_In_Black 520 reads
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24 / 40

Some new material ........boo boo .......hey maybe your wife will join the mile high club ? You know fuck a real man !  

We want a new troll ! We want a new troll ! Rotflmao........
Posted By: Udo
An airplane crash will kill many Asians in Shanghai or Bangkok.  
   
 Since my Filipina wife is meeting me in Bangkok, I might just deflower via bareback a few virgins at a higher cost to protect my wife from STDS. I will give the women money for Plan B to prevent any "street urchin" children from running around Thailand!

Back_In_Black 409 reads
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25 / 40

She wants me , I know these things ...hey Anna ....;)....have your troll come up with some new shit ! We're bored...rotfflmao.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Sure dude...whatever you say.  
   
 Now you want to claim to live in Bucktown...after you only claimed to buy some slum property there.  
   
 Is that where you hide under the stairwell?  
   
 Still waiting...lots of my friends want to meet you.  Guess you are a ladyboy!  
   
Posted By: Udo
I never said anything about living in San Francisco. I live in Chicago Bucktown neighborhood.

random133 117 Reviews 485 reads
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26 / 40

Publicity = $. A magazine spread,  a porn flick, novelty seeking players with more money than sense, a book deal, and of course good old celebrity itself.

Back_In_Black 574 reads
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27 / 40

You are 100% correct ! Look at all the kooky girls making money off sex , pippi long stocking actress , teen mom , miley ( she has more money than beiber ) , kardasians ? And Ashley #9 girl , married a married guy know divorced who she fucked ! This girl will find some guy and or a deal as you stated , without a doubt !!  

 
Posted By: phunhog
Publicity = $. A magazine spread,  a porn flick, novelty seeking players with more money than sense, a book deal, and of course good old celebrity itself.

inicky46 61 Reviews 567 reads
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29 / 40

They are funny.  I am glad you have recovered and seem as if you are returning to form as an entertaining troll.  Just be sure to put up a Thai travel poster in your Mom's basement so you can stay "in character."

inicky46 61 Reviews 616 reads
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31 / 40

That's one of your better lines, I must admit.  And I'm relieved I was wrong that your headline was an opening for some wise-assed remark about me.  I'm glad because now I don't have to stick a pin through those three dozen condoms I bought for you, to be hand-delivered to the Del Rey Thursday evening.  Think of all the little Gambler bastards that will be prevented from being bare-backed by Udolt and his son.

Cosette 518 reads
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32 / 40
London Rayne See my TER Reviews 407 reads
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33 / 40

I must agree with brand dropping...I mean seriously. If you're over 30, don't own a home yet, and are bragging about buying shoes and renting, you're a fkin idiot who has no clue about finance, and you just outed that you have no education either. People who manage money properly know what's up, and they don't lease cars they can't afford to impress others whilst living in a one or two bedroom apartment lol. Ignorance prevails. I have no problems with her offering CBJ though...not one bit. Most girls can't even command 400 an hour for that, and she's making 1500? Hell yah!

OSP 26 Reviews 408 reads
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34 / 40

..even if by a "12". What's a 12 you ask? A girl who'll suck you dick clean after you fucked her in the ass. Yeah, ATM lol

VOO-doo 513 reads
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35 / 40

It makes much more sense to charge $5/hr and BBBJ 10 clients per day. I'm sure her clients would have agreed, too. Damn, if they'd known I was out there on Craigslist charging just $10 extra for 'toothless' I bet I could have put that overpriced bitch out of business.

Elaria See my TER Reviews 652 reads
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37 / 40
Udo 486 reads
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38 / 40

My guess is that The Chicago bean counter lives in the guttersnipe area called "K Town" in Chicago.

I am willing to meet you on any date at The Map Room on Armitage and Hoyne.

Udo 486 reads
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39 / 40

Free this time on corporate miles thank God.

Usual ticket is around $1500.

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