...that every provider is a "Petite and Elite Companion" nowadays?  

Those words mean nothing, anymore.

So true! And everyone is also "catering to upscale gentlemen who enjoy the finer things in life". We providers are nothing if not original and creative lol. With so many unique descriptions floating around the internet, how do these men ever choose?!

.. innocuous than you think. For every potential client that they entice there are probably 5x more that they turn off, myself included. Please drop the "elite", "low volume", "gentlemen", "one of a kind" and all of the other overused BS buzzwords. Just be real and honest and your public will find you.

There's such a think as too much honesty.  How many hobbyists want to see a girl who's website says, "I am a curvy woman,  and ALL of my curves curve outward; I have long silky hair that falls to my shoulders covering the six inch scar on the side of my face; I love to feel kinky, and I will take off my artificial leg if you want a new sexual experience; the seventy extra pounds I put on this year make me really tight inside and I love to work up a sweat with a guy who really turns me on?"

 
Pleeez . . . . . Give me "petite and elite" and let me have my fantasy.  

... rather than have her show up expecting her to be "petite & elite".

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dwarf provider several years ago, just to cross it off my bucket list.  It was one of the most unique experiences I have had hobbying.    She retired a couple years ago and I have yet to see any others advertising.  

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I'm unique:  I don't use hackneyed phrases to describe myself?

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........ I've entertained that idea. It has been a fantasy for quite a while.  

The other is an amputee. There is a stunningly beautiful woman with an above the knee prosthetic leg at my gym.  I don't know if it is that she is an amputee or if it's just that she is so beautiful all over that has got me intrigued. She has a well trained fitness model body and piercing blue eyes.  
Problem is that she is always training with her roided up body builder husband.

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Not a provider, a civvie girl I picked up at a club. I didn't realize until I walked out of my bathroom, she was on the bed, looked at me and asked, "On or off?"  If you ever get asked that question, choose "off."  It's a completely new experience.  

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what did she do with that stump that was such a "new experience?" LMAO!

Correct spelling errors when I'm posting from my iPhone. My fingers are just too big. Most times its mixing up "in" and "on",  it bothers me to just leave it I see it in time.  

 
She lays on her side with the full leg. Then she lifts the stump a little, then straddle the leg, and you can pound her deep because there's no top leg to get in the way. She doesn't get tired because she's not holding one leg in the air.

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Stump In Asshole.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

To my dick that way. I'm no magnum, but it's not a stump either.  But how did you know she allowed Greek in that position too?  Do you know her?

Back in the day we used to call her "Hopalong Hose-Hound."