smoking
takes calls
reads texts
asks about VERY personal facets of my life
limits me to a certain number of condoms
gets bored with bbbj
stares off into space while i'm hitting it hard
keeps eyes closed imagining i'm MP67 lol
gets LOW-END room
up and down a lot
answers emails with one-line incomplete responses
counts the donation in front of me....HUGE TURN OFF
wants to move on to the next scripted activity


more later maybe

After that turn offs are --

talking on phone during appointment
rancid pussy smell
being more than 15 minutes late for appointment
clock watching
covered BJs

That's ffter the session, before putting all their clothes back on, at their incall, after telling you they have another client on the way.
Poor muthafucka.

Ok guys I absolutely loved your responses to my last posting!  I must say it is refreshing to find gents who will give it to a girl hard and with one deep stroke (pun very much intended).  So here's the deal for today:  I want to know what are some things that providers do that are absolute turn offs when you go to book an appointment or during an appointment that put that girl on your own personal DNS list!  Give it to me hard, rough, softly with butterfly kisses or what have you...

Also, for those of you that responded to my last posting I issue a big THANK YOU! I took all the advice that I was given and have made those changes a permanent feature on my blog.

Wanting it hard...

Alexandria Fox

Good list anyway.

On YOUR dime?

Thats fetish and costs extra

Lina

Hot damn that is RUDE! Thanks for the feed back and I welcome you to check out my wordpress blog from time to time.  I guarantee it will not be your usual boring fare!

Alexandria Fox

the girl that couldn't communicate and then put the dude on her DNS list.

I'm not sure why it's so @#%&-ing hard to to be able to say more than "Yes", "No", or my favorite pet peeve non-reply:    

Yes, really, I asked a lady a legitimate, in-bounds question, and got that for an answer:  

I'm learning that oblique (mis)communication usually ends up in more misudnerstandings in the actual session.

I gotta direct my resources at the highest chance of success.  Bad communication is almost a guarantee against it.

anybody who talks too much and says too little.  and don't put any ice in the goddam whisky

Low end room

Responding to email from clients. Yes I actually had one do that and discuss it all at dinner. (She was a pretty high end lady to).

Being totaly business, scripted, and or cold.

I have had each thing listed happen with a seperate lady and needless to say......they got no repeats from me.

Great list, here’s a few more….

-Talks about her SO to me
-Offers CIM, but cringes when it enters her mouth
-Asks me if I could give her a great review because the last guy scored her low
-Advertises she is( x )years old, but in person looks 10 years older
-Teeth during BBBJ (You’d think she would have plenty of practice to iron this out)
-Tells me all of her problems
-Asks me why I'm paying for it
-Within 5 min of entering, she calls someone and says, “Everything is cool he’s good” REALLY?
-Gives an unenthusiastic BBBJ
-Doesn’t suck or lick balls, you have to tell her to do so (Mine are smooth as eggs by the way)
-Mistaken my sock as a “wash cloth” and put them under the faucet (Yes that’s happened to me LOL)
-Misspells many words while exchanging emails

That’s all I got for that ass for now LOL

not at all, big titty baby

It just appears that the next guy is gonna get a taste of me, minus a warm wipe, that's all.

I don't mind. I understand. I just don't want to smell him on her.

- non working website/slow loading/too much flash
- music: if I want to hear music I will use my iPhone or go to iTunes.
- We screening forms will get me out there in 1 uSec
- Language on the website insinuating all hobbyists are scum of the earth and I am goddess
- Unrealistic and bombastic self description and review saying the opposite
- Too many rules before even getting started and

No posting rate and stating " I do not discuss my rate over the phone". Sorry honey, I am not clairvoyant, cant read your mind.

Unrealistic screening expectations- no I will not give you blood sample, SS#, Drivers License # or my home address.

You're not the only one my man, so don't feel bad...

Turn off #1: leaving the TV on.  
I understand the need for audio to cover the sounds of sex in a hotel, but geez, can't you find a cable music channel? During one of my first experiences I caught the provider trying to watch TV while we were sitting and talking at the very beginning of the session! Right away I thought, "this person is just going through the motions." And you know what, they were.

Turnoff #2: Hinting at when I think I might cum.
I've even been asked twice if I perhaps "jacked off earlier" - apparently in reference to my stamina. Big turn off.

Turnoff #3: Trying to cut a session short. If we fuck for 50 minutes and I've paid for an hour, please don't try to rush me out the door. I don't need excessive pillow talk, but relaxing and making small talk while we both freshen-up makes it at least "feel" like you've appreciated what we've just done.

One thing I know is that guys (at least me anyway) like to feel like we are the center of your world for the time that we spend with you, and frankly when you are paying for a service you do feel a little entitlement in this area. The BEST experiences I have had are when the provider has made the experience all about me, or more accurately, US. This means making sure the environment is such that neither of you will have what can be perceived as distractions - be it a loud TV, keeping eyes closed, bad hygiene, phone ringing, etc.

Gotta feed the boys and myself. Besides, don't feel like fueling the fire to be put on any more DNS lists.

Fuckin'....

You know what?

Ahh, fuck it. Just go with the rest. You ladies will get the idea.

Don't use the radio on a commercial radio station. I don't have anything against Frank & Wanda but I don't want them as a side to my DATY. Have music without interruption or nothing.

I agree with the closing paragraphs too.

Wow! Where are you finding these ladies?
It sounds like they need a lesson in manners.

Asked to take a shower cuz I just got off of work and was told no, let's just go. Said it'll only be a few minutes, WTF? Got out, went to her bedroom, and there were cumstains on the fucking comforter.

Tried to navigate around the shit. It grew on my mind, and needless to say it wasn't the best time I'd had with a provider.

I know some of these ladies feel the need to get as many appointments in as possible.

Shit. It can be either feast or famine. In any work situation nowadays.

But believe it or not, I believe in a thing called respect. Especially when money is handed over.

I don't want to eat a damn good steak off of someone else's dirty plate anymore than I want to eat a pussy that some guy's dick had been in ten minutes before me and the 'lady' didn't have the respect enough to clean herself up before I got there, much less roll around in some other guy's jizz.

WTF?

Gross.

Not everyone likes that kind of thing... be careful not to judge that one too quickly. Some of us do prefer smooth eggs over a fury birds nest.

Your socks reminds me of the time. I threw my clients hearing aid in the garbage. It looked like
a peice of gum on my table... Thank God we found it!

My nightmare date joined me from a quick trip to the bathroom with blood dripping down her leg.  She must have cut herself doing a quick shave.  Despite her efforts, she kept bleeding as I kept trying to avoid the blood on her leg and on the sheets.  What a turn-off.  I did not continue.
Is this worse than avoiding cum stains?  I don't know.

When I go on a call, I leave my cellphone in the car so I can pay full attention to the job at hand. When I go to a rendezvous with a lady, I leave my cellphone in the car so I can pay full attention to the job at hand. Aside from a security call upon my arrival, ANY cellphone use OR NOISE (phone on vibrate, sitting on a dresser - sounds like a woodpecker on meth) is an absolute turn-off to me. Shut the thing off for the entire time of the appointment. This is why voice-mail was invented.

I've NEVER had any such experiences with any of the ladies I've seen...thank God!!  I think if I had had some of the experiences you've mentioned, I might've gone back to the civvy scene...

But fortunately, all my encounters have been fantastic so far...now watch, I've jinxed it...

No.  She gave me  back only $100 of the $400 donation.  She was an agency girl, so when I talked to her boss about it later, she gave me another $100 of my next appointment.  I was OK with that.  In fact, the whole story was even worse.  I'd called the agency from the hotel lobby and was told to go up.  When I got there, not only was she not in the room, but housekeeping was.  I went back to the lobby and called the office.  After five minutes they told me to go up again.  No girl, staff still in room.  Back to the lobby and call again.  While I'm on the phone with them, the girl walks by and is clearly talking to the office, too.  Finally, more than a little pissed, I get to the room.  That's when the bleeding scene happened.  Worst date ever.

Fortunately, the bad scene I described above was the only poor experience I've had in the past year.  And it was avoidable.  She had only a few reviews and a couple of them were not even favorable.  Like a dope, I was blown away by her pix and booked her based mainly on that.  She was like her pix but heavier.  And that was just the beginning.  Won't make that mistake again.  Live and learn.

Hello everyone!

WHOA! HOLY COW, BATMAN! WTF???? & That some straight bullshit were my reactions to everything posted.  I will be doubling back reverse cowgirl style and responding to some select postings as soon as I am done with my studies for the day and I have time to crack my knuckles, slip out of my panties and let my creative juices flow!

In assessing the the various postings as a whole I see two things:

1) A category called "nasty bitches"

2) Another called 'girl in a hurry' who is not thinking about the fact that she IS her business.

So some of you gents have encountered a few high priced skanks!  I salute your bravery.  If the girl was budget friendly priced I ask you to consider the fact that A. You get what you pay for B. It might be worth starting at $350 and up and building a relationship and checking back frequently to see if special thanks are given at certain times of the month or year.

To the guys who saw girl number two: Honestly I would say something.  Hell I believe that if you are 21 and up and you want to court multiple generous gentlemen then that's your business and not that of the FED.  Saying something (kindly but truthfully) to the girl keeps ladies on their toes and keeps respect in the business.  I know legalizing this whole thing is another topic not to be gone into here, but I believe that if a nice girl who is simply in a hurry needs a reminder to be more cognizant then it should be given.  This is a business at the end of the day.  If you get a bad meal--you say something, valet nicks your car--you grab his pimply faced ass and yell something, cell bill not what it should be--you blow up AT&T's building (ehh, hem my bad...crazy came out) so....if you get bad pussy or bad behavior I think its fair that you say something and then afterwards do what you will.  Give a bad review or not see her.

Well, back to my studies and I will get to each of your postings before the weekend is out.  Also, I want to encourage each of you to check out my blog and I will be posting a heavily edited version of all of your responses there under the title: The Whole 69: Turn-offs, Gross outs and Rudeness That Will Kill Your Business as a Provider.  

To the guy who posted about slow sites:

Only thing I can say is that I was cheap, didn't know what to look for in a webmaster, and I was guilty of being in a hurry to get content out there and get started as soon as I started grad school.  Rebuild and redesign of my site are currently underway! My new site will be smartphone friendly, contain very little flash and many of the date friendly elements each of you suggested.

Taking it like a champ...

Alexandria Fox

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