They are all a bunch of three-balled bobcats, and believe I should know.

I told one provider that I was an electrician and her eyes lit right up and she balled me three ways to Sunday.  (I mean that literally, we had an overnight from Saturday to Sunday.)

has anyone been to one of those plug and socket swinger parties?  i keep getting texts about them.  thanks.

When's the last time you put on a toolbelt and actually spliced some shit together!

Noooo!!! I'm not talkin' about hobby-related shit and you know it!....

I keep the tools in the trunk of my car, come on over some day and I'll show you.

I also have my license right in my wallet.