A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain

that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object

sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.


He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers

what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie....


But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and a

dull gray suit.


There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked

behind one ear. "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works.

You have three wishes."


"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust an

IRS agent."


"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and It

looks like you're a goner anyway!" The man thinks about this for a

minute, and decides that the genie is right.


"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and

drink."


***POOF***

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he

has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters

of delicacies.


"OK, kid, what's your second wish."


"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."


***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests

filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.


"OK, kid, you have just one more wish.

Better make it a good one!"


After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no

matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me.


***POOF***

He is turned into a tampon.


The moral of the story? ...................................




If the IRS offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.