Kera, go straight to timeout !

As Mr Clarence so eloquently pointed out earlier the same old crap keeps getting discussed here, the usual should I shave my balls, help I've fallen in love, why Udo likes to have bareback sex with goats etc etc. So lets try and have a civil discussion about everymans favorite subject, pussy!! Face it guys that's why we are all here I do love a good personality from a lady but if I ever make it to New Orleans and meet London I don't want to get to know her life story or all her cats names, I wanna see if she gags or not!! ( how's that for not skirting an issue Mr C?). I honestly don't really have any thing profound or even half way intelligent to add to the board with this thread but at least it's a break from the same old boring topics and flame throwing contests usually seen here. So instead of all the back and forth bitching because someone doesn't agree with you let's try to be half ass positive, some guys like blondes some redheads some like fat chicks but who gives a shit? I think we can all agree that we are here for the same thing. Hell if it wasn't for this hobby I'd have to sit on my hand until it fell asleep when I wanted some strange pussy!! LOL hope this made y'all laugh and did I mention I love pussy? I fondly remember the worst I ever had and guess what? I busted a nut!! So for the love of God someone post something interesting and lets quit beating the same horse all the time!!!

Just teasin'

I have some very interesting things coming up.
But I ain't tellin! I don't think many could handle it.
These pussies can't even handle a nude spa!

So if you want a vanilla "I love my escort" thread.
You are in the right place.
Anything else is gay, or dangerous. The good stuff is both...


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Was hoping for an invitation though!! Would have done wonders for my ego! Seriously though I enjoy your posts probally never make it or the big easy but hell a guy can dream can't he?

oh no . london is a cat lady.

Makes sense to me you ever notice how attached and protective some ladies are of their cats? Especially civvie girls ever wonder why they call cats pussys? Pretty ironic don't ya think? Ha ha!!

Had a few of those in ChiTown.

If not..is he available for household chores while you are busy?

Are you going to change your first name to singinginthe?

I will bet your PM's just blew the fuck up lmfao.

MM

Yup! But you will be the first to know how my ass is doin'

TBH I'm a little worried I could get hurt.
I really don't know what I am going to be getting myself into!
I have read some shit. That honestly scared the shit outta me!
You know what I mean by gaydangerous (thats a good alias)
I'm fucking scared alright!!
There I said it!  Ahhhh.  I feel better.

A doubles session with Megan Knox and Sofia Russo.  They will "straighten" him out.  If that doesn't work, he is beyond help.

As described by the incomparable Jon Stewart.

Not as dumb as I look now huh???
I am putting the gay on full throttle until someone breaks!
Z.. You can't watch. But you can have a video.

Do you mean, like, a turban-indian running a 7-11?
Or is that a teepee indian... running a casino?

Or yeah, a Clevelend Indian, running.... into a double play, I guess.


Oh, and BTW Case, thanks for thinking of me - but let's keep our bromance o the Carolina board, shall we?

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